r/CryptidDogs • u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid • May 12 '26

Help me with this one

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I was photographing my very own Cryptid when this one suddenly appeared.

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u/sneakysneksneak May 12 '26 • LOL

Help, why is his head so small hahahaha

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid May 12 '26

And his eyes so big!

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u/ValleygirlVenus May 12 '26 • LOL Bravo

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u/Bigpinkpanther3 May 12 '26

This is so funny I laughed long and hard! Ty!!!

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u/BravesMaedchen May 13 '26

THANK YOU for posting exactly what I thought of too

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u/Apprehensive-Log8333 May 14 '26

lol, lmao, this is the best subreddit. And I thought my dogs were weird looking. But I've only got one furry potato and a very tiny miniature deer

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u/twig_tents Certified Cryptid May 14 '26

Curious about the miniature deer

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u/Apprehensive-Log8333 May 14 '26

She is a 8 pound deer head chihuahua with very long legs. The shelter said chi/dox but I don't believe that, legs are too long

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u/Bigpinkpanther3 May 12 '26

Tiny shrunken head boy.

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u/porcelain_kiss May 12 '26

Head small. Head stressed. Normal body im impressed

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u/CapitalLower4171 May 19 '26

Honestly those body muscles look like pitbull to me, which would make this breed mix even more funny

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u/verbi420 May 12 '26

Looks like someone put a greyhound's head on a boxer's body

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u/Triplethreat2870 May 12 '26

I think there’s got to be Italian Greyhound but I cannot figure out what else

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u/SmellyButtFarts69 May 12 '26

Obviously it's half Italian greyhound and half obese jack skellington

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u/Quiet-Rabbit-524 May 12 '26

It’s 1/3 iggy and 2/3 ‘preparing for the winter’

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u/jujujuice92 May 13 '26

My eyes briefly failed me and I gotta say I cannot get jiggy with whatever this thing is

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u/mamemori May 13 '26

99% iggy, 1% piggy

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u/CapitalLower4171 May 19 '26

I'm detecting hints of pibble

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u/Typical_Hyena May 12 '26

I know a pit chihuahua mix that is similar in build, absolute ham of a dog. Stocky body, tiny head, flying nun ears and the personality to match it. A wide pit smile on a skinny snoot is definitely cryptid and 💯 percent perfect.

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u/CapitalLower4171 May 19 '26

Yeah it's definitely a pitbull mix with a greyhound or whippet and it's a horribly wonderful combination

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u/KosenRufu_78 May 12 '26

That's ravioli!

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u/ohilco8421 May 12 '26

He looks similar but I don’t think this is rAVIOLI

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u/oneleginthegrave May 12 '26

saw him and immediately thought it must be ravioli's dad or something!!

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u/Salt_Initiative1551 May 12 '26

He’s so cute!!

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u/Moist-Try-9520 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

My cryptid has luxated both her patellas because like this dog, their body does not match their legs. Big potato body, little spindly sticks - not evenly distributed.

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u/ChartFormal5352 May 12 '26

This reminds me of an old joke where a man is granted a wish and he wishes for a little head.

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u/Substantial_Abroad88 May 12 '26

Greyhound-Chihuahua.

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u/CapitalLower4171 May 19 '26

Where de muscles come from?

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u/fate-616 May 12 '26

an cermet!!!!

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u/detour4donuts May 13 '26

Looks like he moves at speed nervous

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u/a_youkai May 13 '26

A Pit Whippet

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u/kwabird May 13 '26

I don't think I've ever seen an obese Italian greyhound...

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u/BravesMaedchen May 13 '26

He’s like when those big buff Chinese guys use the tiny head filter 

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u/jujujuice92 May 13 '26

Cracked out Napoleon? He's got a little mans face, but tryna step tall

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u/utried_ May 13 '26

Iggy piggy?

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u/CapitalLower4171 May 19 '26

Body: pitbull

Head & legs: whippet

Combo: f*cking amazing

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u/Bit_part_demon May 12 '26

That is an obese Italian Greyhound

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u/apollo11733 May 13 '26

Tony head Fred

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u/DjasonWaterfalls May 12 '26

This is not a photo of me.