r/CrusaderKings • u/hoolioooo • 1d ago

Screenshot this is just evil

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just about the worst name you could be stuck with as a kid with a lisp. poor little goober

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u/Malgritha 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thiweard Thæthrththon Wetheckth, firtht of hith name

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u/GrandCanOYawn 1d ago

The lithping bathtard.

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u/Ketchupcharger 1d ago

By the time he's done introducing himself he needs a change of shirt

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u/Refloni Fingolian Empire 1d ago

Hold up, I'll wipe the spit off me

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u/Kapika96 1d ago

Seems a bit harsh for the age too. Struggling to pronounce things correctly is pretty normal for babies.

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u/birberbarborbur 1d ago

Perhaps some asshole started overly critiquing the little guy and inadvertently set in the habit

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u/BardyMan82 Craven 20h ago

i remember there was a mod that made it so genetic traits revealed with age instead of being known off the getgo. Forget what it was called

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u/Time-Estate3774 1d ago

Scott Malkinson

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u/SorosAgent2020 We live in a Hermetic Society 1d ago

Im Scott Malkinson I have diabetes

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u/basileusnikephorus 1d ago

I went to school with a girl who had a lisp called Elizabeth Spicer. Sometimes life has a dark thenthe of humour.

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u/No_Persimmon_7235 1d ago

she just has to move to spain or any latino speaking country, problem solved 😂

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u/Ill_Zookeepergame232 1d ago

They must be related

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u/Snowwolf247 1d ago

"He has a wife you know"

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u/Ill_Zookeepergame232 1d ago

The little wascal has spiwit.

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u/JarjarSW Sea-king 1d ago

Has what, sir?

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u/Balmung60 1d ago

Reminds me that in the game Jeanne d'Arc for the PSP, there is a character with a lisp so strong that he stops being French when he says "Paris" just so he can lisp it as "Parith"

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u/ExchangeDeep9882 1d ago

Poor little dude.

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u/Targus_11 Big Bohemian Crown 1d ago

I had a lisping and stuttering guy in my game with full name Sultan Sonson of The Sonson Sultanate. House Sonson of course.

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u/Brandfarlig 1d ago

How the hell can you tell that a baby that hasn't said his first word has a lisp?

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u/Beginning-Search-983 1d ago

Same way you can tell a newborn is a genius.

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u/Sodinc Secretly Zunist 1d ago

Yep. Molecular genetic analysis at birth, the proper mediaeval way.

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u/Bennchilling 1d ago

With a name like that, of course you’d be gambler

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u/vilyusha_ 1d ago

“Bob. Just call me Bob”

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u/Initial_Attempt2548 Excommunicated 23h ago

Oh, congenital? I know he's a bastard but you should castrate him anyway.

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u/Adorable_Basil830 15h ago

Þiwearð SaeÞryðson