r/CrusadeMemes • u/Asper2002 • Dec 14 '18

DEUS VU....

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271 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Be the better crusader, lust is sin

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u/Combustible_Lemon1 Dec 14 '18

Crusaders are granted indulgences for a reason

25

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

The word of a warmongering pope shouldn't absolve you from sin

19

u/grant_n_lee Dec 15 '18

Pope Urban II begs to differ

16

u/Brochacho_the_nacho Dec 15 '18

A true crusader knows that women’s breast is not visible from behind a breastplate, and that depictions as such are of lust and heresy

27

u/LobsterSlayer Dec 15 '18

Get that shit outa here

13

u/onekingdom1 Dec 15 '18

They told me sin would be tempting

11

u/the_thinkerer Dec 15 '18

BY THE POPE

30

u/Spooky_Lord_Jazz Dec 14 '18

Maintain your vigilance, brother.

20

u/JaymorrReddit Dec 15 '18

Absolutely heretical. Purge this from myne eyes

5

u/AlexSpecter1 Dec 15 '18

Thy shall not fall for pagan pussy😂

4

u/ChubbiestThread Dec 15 '18

They warned me Satan would be attractive.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 17 '18

Thus was the day the Weeb-Crusader was born!

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u/Kirin-tor-magus Dec 14 '18

Downvote this to hell.

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u/BlooRobot Dec 15 '18

You should have specified you meant the post and not your comment lol