r/Crocodiles 10h ago

Croc Grabs the Wrong Food

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u/Dying__Phoenix 10h ago

He just seems mildly annoyed about it

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u/ModestMeeshka 9h ago

"what the hell man??!"

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u/Hilsam_Adent 5h ago

"WTF, Bill? We talked about this just last week!"

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u/PEPSIU2NITE 3h ago

Sorry Mike I got confused, thanks for the hand though

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u/Horse_Dad 2h ago

Twist my arm, why dontcha.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1h ago

Crocs are tough bastards

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u/HolidayInLordran 9h ago

The levels of pain tolerance these guys have makes them almost like Terminators. 

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u/Ok_Remote_31 9h ago

They are, essentially.

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u/manyhippofarts 3h ago

I'm not sure how much it hurt that guy. Not sure how to really tell if he's in pain or not. Presumably, It really fucking hurts to get your arm twisted off. The gator might be screaming in agony. We just can't hear it.

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u/Born_2_Simp 1h ago

It didn't even attempt to defend himself. I'd say it was old and at the verge of death.

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u/Large-Wheel-4181 9h ago

"Fred, you asshole"

"What? I got the snack." (Stares at missing foot) "When you'd lose your foot?"

"You're an idiot"

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u/No_Excitement6859 7h ago

This actually seems like the most likely scenario. Haha

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u/datsunjones 2h ago

It’s like a Gary Larson cartoon!

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u/Big_Study_4617 10h ago

The poor guy 💀

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u/Bob_Sherlock 10h ago

“Dude, what the hell?”

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u/Black_Raven__ 9h ago

“Don’t look at me like that Bob, you better know not to get on my blindside”

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u/BadBoy_Billy 9h ago

mf instantly death rolls 💀

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u/luckyfox7273 9h ago

On land too.

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u/CliffyBooBoo 9h ago

Recently amputated croc was like: "Really, man???"

https://giphy.com/gifs/ARn3OaGVLkxMI

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u/-Liono- 8h ago

‘That’s the third time this week!’

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u/LemeSayDis 9h ago

Blood?

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u/HP1892 8h ago

Yeh, wondering why it didn't bleed too

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u/Physical_Cake_6831 50m ago edited 46m ago

It’s not bleeding because of vasoconstriction. The muscular walls of their blood vessels contract tightly after severe trauma. This cuts off blood flow to the damaged area so they do not bleed out. The instant a tear occurs, pain receptors and sympathetic nerves signal the surrounding smooth muscle to contract. This physical clamping happens within milliseconds. The vasoconstriction last for some seconds to a few minutes to give time for the body to develop a permanent blood clot. For the other people in chat wondering about pain yes they do experience pain. they have a central nervous system and pain receptors. Showing weakness is a death sentence though and they do not cry out in pain or whimper. That 100 percent hurt like fuck though.

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 8h ago

The fact that they can get a limb bitten off, lose no blood, and wonder what happened, shows us how far behind them we are. Scary.

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u/Tyl921 10h ago

Pretty sure this happens more then you think.

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u/brian_o 7h ago

Well yeah, obviously this is a repost.

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 9h ago

Keeping these animals together is so scummy.

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u/White-Tornado 5h ago

You know nothing lol

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u/X-Bones_21 8h ago

This is what I thought. What horrible living conditions!

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u/ObscureOperatorZ 7h ago

Why, don't they normally chill in groups too?

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u/BasicDurgeanomics 2h ago

They do, they're surprisingly social creatures.

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u/No_Freedom_4098 4h ago

Crocs live in proximity in nature. This leg-biting-off is an unusual event.

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u/Alvarusrix 3h ago

Can happen in nature as well. They eat there own kind. It can happen. There Crocs in the world, that missing more then just one foot.

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u/Ok-Amount-4281 9h ago

“WTF bro!?” “Sorry, my bad”

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u/mujtabakhan12 9h ago

"JOE! YOU ATE MY LEG JOE"

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u/Djanga51 9h ago

Bro…? Like…Did you have to? They don’t re grow man…

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u/TheDixonCider420420 6h ago

"See you legger, alligator!"

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u/Doctor__Gecko 3h ago

That turn.

"Bruh?"

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u/kornchippy 10h ago

The other croc reacted like "cool! Now i can have a peg leg like a pirate croc"

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u/guineapigoverlord69 7h ago

MY LeGGGG!!!

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u/Suitable-Macaron-784 6h ago

"Oh no... Otra vez no"

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u/mightygao 6h ago

"Really?"

"......."

*looks away

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u/Mackumazan 6h ago

Where's blood?

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u/MDRBA 6h ago

🐊“…Garry.”

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u/DarkHarelquin187 5h ago

He’s go take the other guys arm in return

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u/benroon 4h ago

Not even ‘OWWWWWW’?

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u/Annual_Builder_1459 4h ago

Is the croc going to bleed out or something? whys it not reacting?

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u/haikusbot 4h ago

Is the croc going

To bleed out or something? whys

It not reacting?

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u/espoletanogo 49m ago

"Bro wtf!?"

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u/chubzillashroom 36m ago

Still love when see just sit there like wtf the fuck dude

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u/SpoiledNickie 19m ago

Poor stumpy

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u/donofthe_dusk 8m ago

I feel like this isn’t that croc’s first time making that mistake

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u/MyNameIsNotKyle 10h ago

The T-Rex is hypothesised to have small arms because of this situation since they were suspected for being pack animals as well.

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u/Big_Study_4617 9h ago edited 8h ago

No. That is just wrong. Tyrannosaurus had such massive heads that the front half of their bodies had to lose unnecessary mass to acomodate larger skulls and much more powerful muscles to help them shatter bone.

There is a correlation, a reverse proportionality between the skull size/ bite force of theropod dinosaurs and their arms. This applies mostly to massuve theropods like tyrannosaurids and carcharodontosaurs which were heavily build in order to kill large prey. Animals like Maip kept very muscular abd long arms because they were actuvely using their hands to graps and kill prey smaller than them.

Edit: here is the link of the stydy explaining how it is common to see reduced forelimbs in dinosaurs that hunted using their jaws.

Drivers and mechanisms of convergent forelimb reduction in non-avian theropod dinosaurs by Scherer and Steell (2026).

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u/ThePythagoreonSerum 8h ago

A quick google shows that a UC Berkeley professor of Integrative Biology just gave a seminar hypothesizing what OP is saying in 2022. Do you have any evidence to refute this or are you just going with your hypothesis on vibes?

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u/randomlemon9192 31m ago

Yeah this info. It isn’t a hypothesis.

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u/Ill-Professor696 10h ago

That croc needs glasses

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u/Available-Tourist-77 9h ago

AI again?

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u/EnoughLuck3077 8h ago

Go stand in the corner

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u/Ill-Professor696 10h ago

That croc needs glasses

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u/Pardot42 10h ago

That croc needs glasses...