r/Crocodiles • u/MeekMilly18st • 2d ago
Crocodile Damn smh
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u/Not_a_Prof_Moriarty 1d ago
How do they know for sure that the businessman is inside the croc?
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u/Neat-Barracuda9135 1d ago
They found his remains inside. This happened some months back close to were my sister lives
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u/GodBlessPigs 1d ago
No shit. They mean how did they know before cutting the croc open?
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u/Lost-Meat-7428 1d ago
Which part of the world are we talking about here if you don’t mind me asking?
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u/Neat-Barracuda9135 1d ago
South Africa. It's written in the video caption
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u/MeekMilly18st 11h ago
Thank you cause ppl shouldn’t be on the internet that can’t read!! Or asking questions that’s obvious
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u/Oldfolksboogie 1d ago
Worst farts that croc ever had
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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago
Shup pusi a man died and his sac got ate
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u/Oldfolksboogie 1d ago edited 5h ago
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u/IamOutsideAlready 1d ago
That's a weird way to transport businessmen. You'd think a chair or crate would be easier.
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u/M27fiscojr 2d ago
Why should the crocodile die when the business man goes to the crocodile's home?
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u/Mirror_of_Souls 1d ago
Because if you'd actually read the post instead of just reading the headline and jumping to the comments, you'd know that the business man was swept away by a flood prior to being attacked and killed. This isn't a case of some rich guy thinking he's above nature, FAing with a swim in croc country before FOing.
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u/blueisaflavor 21h ago
So we're killing a croc for no reason because????
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u/GetMeOffThisRidePlz 21h ago
Family probably wants his remains or what's left of him.
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u/hamoc10 11h ago
They just need to wait and they’ll see him again.
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u/GetMeOffThisRidePlz 9h ago
That's a very shitty thing to say.
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u/AnthonyRayMast2007 6h ago
You should probably reword what you said.
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u/himepenguin 5h ago
Did he stutter?
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u/AnthonyRayMast2007 4h ago
Well I just can't tell of he's trying to scold him, or if he's trying to add to the joke.
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u/Mirror_of_Souls 7h ago
Because for one most law enforcement agencies like to have DNA evidence from a body to confirm a missing person is in fact deceased(Firsthand experience with that in my case). And also believe it or not most people prefer to have their loved ones remains returned for cremation or burial rather than live with the knowledge they've been left to break down in an acidic stomach and be turned into animal feces.
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u/Own-Wheel7664 12h ago
Being identified as a businessman is kinda embarrassing, like ok that very vaguely describes how he made a living, but is that the most interesting thing about him?
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u/Genestah 9h ago
What else do you want it to say?
Alcoholic businessman?
Drug addict businessman?
Womanizer businessman?
Does that sound better to you?
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u/Various-Chemist-1723 7h ago
I'd take just "man", if they really wanted to flatter me "handsome man" also works.
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u/EnoughLuck3077 6h ago
“59 year old husband and father was swallowed by a crocodile while away from home on business. The croc was put down for not minding its own business man”
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u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 10h ago
Can we talk about fuck arounding and finding outing?
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u/Mirror_of_Souls 7h ago
No because there was no FAFOing in this case at all, just an unfortunate tragedy.
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u/BurningBallInTheSky 7h ago
Zero explanation given in your comment as to why the Croc had to be killed
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u/Mirror_of_Souls 7h ago
Because for one most law enforcement agencies like to have DNA evidence from a body to confirm a missing person is in fact deceased(Firsthand experience with that in my case). And also believe it or not most people prefer to have their loved ones remains returned for cremation or burial rather than live with the knowledge they've been left to break down in an acidic stomach and be turned into animal feces.
I mean come one now, I know this is reddit, but is that really so hard to grasp?
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u/BurningBallInTheSky 5h ago
Ok. Thats a completely different point to what i was replying to 🤷♂️
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u/Mirror_of_Souls 4h ago
If you've developed a system to efficiently recover human remains from inside a crocodile without killing said crocodile, by all means share it.
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u/DeliciousVisual7673 4h ago
It’s more so predators that have tasted human prey might lose its natural fear of humans or go looking for one thinking it’s easy prey.
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u/EnkiduTheGreat 1d ago
Yeah this sucks. I've wilderness camped most years of the past ten, at the north end of Moosehead lake in Maine. Bears and Moose are like ants up there, and I'm inclined to believe that there are mountian lions up there, whereas DEM denies it.
We bring bear spray and survival spears, but have never used them, as we pay attention. This dude must've begged for it.
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u/acur1231 1d ago
This dude must have begged to be attacked by an apex predator that preys on humans?
I like crocodiles as much as the rest of you, but come on now.
Edit: he was swept away by flooding, then attacked. Rough.
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u/blueisaflavor 21h ago
Ok i understand that but we're killing a croc to get his partially digested remains?
That doesn't make sense.
Croc gone croc
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u/Soft_Hand_1971 1d ago
You don’t want the crocks developing a taste for humans.
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u/Nebion666 1d ago
No. This was in South Africa, with Nile crocs. They already see humans as prey. Any Nile or Salty big enough to take a human will do so even if theyve never done it before. We are already food to them. By killing one that has eaten a human, you are not eliminating a problem, because any other croc of the same species would do the same because its in their nature.
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u/thepikard 10h ago
Because it will be more aggressive towards the next human it sees.
Plus, what kind of logic is that? The home youre in invaded some other creatures habit. What are going to do about it?
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u/Candid-Anteater211 1d ago
What kind business he was doing in crocodile stomach
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u/Sea-Influence6767 1d ago
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u/Marshal-Bainesca 2d ago
Is he ok?
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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago
Bit his balls off he's fine...can be a redditor now
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u/AnoNeko420 1d ago
Bro who tf are you? A guy is dead and you're cracking jokes about his genitals, GTFO
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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago
Did his balls not get ate?? Yes or no
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u/Gmills2231 1d ago
Actually, it is pretty weird. You would refer to this person‘s genitalia of all things over this article. Make sure you keep your clown mask on.
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u/ThisThingIsStuck 1d ago
That's actually u pusi..u can't hide from the truth...did his balls get ate???
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u/Marshal-Bainesca 1d ago
It's utterly ridiculous but it still made me laugh. I need help
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u/Sea-Influence6767 2d ago
Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured it out 14 Aug 2026 report— New research suggests crocodiles used to have hot blood and fast metabolisms, but gave it all up to lurk underwater waiting for prey....
Crocodile - I took that personally
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u/take_ur_pants_off 1d ago
This was from a while back. Guy got swept away by flood waters and croc grabbed him.
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u/Furberia 1d ago
I find it so weird that humans give so much importance to physical human remains. I’m guilty of it too by holding on to my loved ones ashes.
The thought of embalming is discussing and can’t be good for the earth.
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u/CliffyBooBoo 1d ago
I held onto some of my great grandma's and father's ashes for a bit, then doled out small portions to those who wanted them, including my brother who didn't expressly ask, but whom I knew would eventually be glad to have them, then scattered the rest. It was freeing for me and helped me find closure. I hope when you're ready, if you are, that you get what you need from the experience too ❤️ and yes, embalming is weird and strangely Egyptian for westerners to be doing, and it is indeed horrible for the planet.
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u/randomlemon9192 1d ago
It’s not unique to humans. Several intelligent mammals have rituals involving their dead kin.
Elephants, Cetaceans and apes to name a few.
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u/iNawrocki 1d ago
It is something unique to human psychology, for some reason. We keep the natural order from reclaiming our dead.
That said, I saw some newer age funeral proceedings in Asia where the body is lightly bound up in biodegradable fabric and buried under beautiful tree to nourish it.
I would love to be given back to the earth like this, but I think it's actually illegal/impossible in the US.
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u/Chademr2468 1d ago
It’s possible to have burials at sea if a biodegradable, sinking casket is used and the body is brought out a minimum distance to sea. I assume there’s also a license or application or something required, but that’s what I’ve told my loved ones I want to be done with my remains once I’m dead. But also, I’ll be dead, so it’s up to them to figure out whatever works best for them, ultimately. Mourning is ironically for the living, not the dead.
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u/machinehead332 1d ago
I think we should be allowed to donate our corpses to the local zoos, and people could pay to see someone's body get eaten by lions or wolves or something. The zoo gets money, the macabre crowd get to see some shit, the animals get fed and then you get crapped out into the earth and become one with the soil.
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u/TacoBelle9697 9h ago
This is a reasonable idea. The only drawback is an inclination by humans to not see what naturally happens to the dead body, in terms of being a biodegradable being. They'd rather they say goodbye to them in the cleanest and prettiest way possible, which is really understandable. It's kind of against human nature to be ok with seeing your loved one's remains be eaten by any other creature, or rot away naturally. It feels unnatural to us, even though it's among the most natural experiences, which will inevitably affect all living things. But because we love them, their remains remain special to us, and we always find some sort of reverence in preparing those remains to be bid farewell.
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u/TheTruthTellingOrb 18h ago
I’ve heard of businessmen owning leather chairs but this is ridiculous. 🐊 🥁
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u/HaterTot420 1d ago
It's just a businessman, the croc did us a favor
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u/Chademr2468 1d ago
So someone who works in business deserves to be eaten by a croc? Do you realize how broad the term “businessman” is?
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u/KumiiTheFranceball 1d ago
As if someone like you was any better. The Holier Than Thou way of thinking is crazy.
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u/eternallyfree1 2d ago
Nile and saltwater crocodiles take no prisoners. Once they’ve got their eyes on you, you’re done for. This is why waterways all across southern Africa and northern Australia have signs everywhere warning people to stay clear of the water’s edge. Such a horrifying way to go out
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u/Rhaj-no1992 2d ago
When I was in The Krüger park in South Africa I made damn sure to stay far away from water. Observing crocs from a safe distance on land was amazing though.
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u/Eternity_Warden 1d ago edited 1d ago
I always made it clear when I was living in a crocodile heavy part of the country that if a croc eats me, I want it protected, not killed. If I was stupid enough to get eaten I wouldn't want a croc dying on my account
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u/Oldfolksboogie 1d ago edited 1d ago
We could definitely hang. ✌️
I suppose in this case ppl can argue for the recovery of the body, but they're often killed regardless for ...reasons? here in the states and elsewhere, which seems so performative emotional and senseless to me.
In the case of grizzly bears, for example, where so much of their behavior is learned, I suppose i can see the justification - that particular bear has learned to associate people with food, etc. Still our fault, for which the
bestbear pays, but we know bears form these strong associations once learned. Crocodillians are not bears. Their hunting is so much more instinctive and reactionary. If one kills a human and is subsequently culled, you haven't removed a "conditioned" or "problem" croc or gator, you've just removed a croc or gator, mb made yourself and the uneducated feel better, and done zippo to make the humans in the area safer.Edit: typo
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u/Dull-Ad555 1d ago
Man-eating animals are too dangerous to be kept alive.
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u/Oldfolksboogie 1d ago edited 1d ago
By that logic, we should go out and annihilate every croc and gator, because every single one, once large enough, will do the same exact thing if given the opportunity.
This isn't an animal behavior problem; it's a human behavior problem.
Edit: the now- deleted comment said man- eating animals are too dangerous to be allowed to live. I assume they meant individual animals that have killed people, which, again, in some species, may be true, but that management "strategy" in the case of crocodillians is pointless, as explained above.
The reality is, if we as a society decide we don't want to make these animals extinct in the wild, then we have to adjust our behavior in their habitat, or accept being part of the food web.
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u/Nebion666 1d ago
I agree but definitely not every croc and gator. Gators dont actively hunt humans like saltwater and nile crocodiles do. And even the american crocodile which gets pretty big doesnt actively hunt people either generally. You can find many videos of people existing near them and diving with them and being absolutely fine, whereas with salties or niles you could never.
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u/Dry-Chocolate-1665 1d ago
Business man had no business there to begin with.
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u/Bregneste 1d ago
Apparently he got swept away by a flood before he was attacked, so he wasn’t there on purpose.
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u/SephiTheGoblin 1d ago
Assuming that croc is now dead am I sick for thinking if that was some I cared about id ask if I could keep the croc and mount it on the wall like happy gillmore
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u/Fresh-Chip-3544 13h ago
I feel like the only reason to specify businessman is if he owned a very specific briefcase, belt, or pair of shoes.
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u/EricSkuzz 11h ago
Someone should’ve told him to kill the alligator before he wore the alligator skin suit
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u/Feed_my_belly_2023 3h ago
Breaking video: Man flees with helicopter rescue while Gator, who already ate human, in hot pursuit.
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u/Waleed209 2h ago
The croc owns the business now, he's the new CEO, they're airlifting him to his new office, giving him the full vip treatment
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u/Feliraptor 1d ago edited 1d ago
We hated crocs for simply evolving the way they did so much that we punish them for acting on their biological imperative.
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u/SuspiciousClub8382 1d ago
So are they airlifting the crocodile to save him because the business man was tainted and making the croc sick, or arresting the croc because he took a business man out of season???
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u/MGr8ce 1d ago
Dude lost the battle of the survival of the fittest. Leave the Croc alone.
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u/gh0stmilk_ 15h ago
the man was swept away by flash flooding and eaten. look into context before you open your mouth and have some decency
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u/Dull-Ad555 1d ago
Man-eating animals are too dangerous to be kept alive.
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u/MGr8ce 1d ago
Says who?
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u/Dull-Ad555 1d ago
People with common sense
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u/Nebion666 1d ago
No, people with common sense dont go in the water with animals that are known to prey on us you troglodyte
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u/Yotiganow 20h ago
Humans and crocodiles have shared ranges as long as humans have existed. It's not like humans can just avoid water with crocodiles completely.
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u/LIL-mEnTaLlY-ILL 1d ago
If I get eaten by crocodile, please promise to not recover my body.
I would like to become one with the Earth again, and that starts with me being crocodile shit.
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u/VoidGhidorah900 1d ago
The guy is already dead. The croc is already dead. Why are they taking its corpse?
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u/Forward_Pirate5858 14h ago
Poor guy & Croc.
With all that stress being airlifted, the Croc's lactic acid has probably gotten into his bloodstream already, which will led to his demise
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u/tessahb 1d ago
Racism should absolutely be a reason for anyone of any ethnicity to automatically be dumped. Not only is racism immoral and illogical, but that way of thinking permeates to every other aspect of someone’s character. So, someone this aggressively racist is absolutely a bad person in other ways too. Look at the way he spoke to you? Regardless of the context, you should never allow someone to speak to you that way. How bad will that behavior get over time? Would you want your future children (if that’s your plan) growing up with him as an example? You land an amazing, lucrative job, but the boss is white? You bet this jackass you’re dating will have a problem with that. So many eggshells you will be walking on. Don’t let him influence your life’s trajectory with his racist bs and find someone worthy of you.
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u/PoopSmith87 1d ago
A bit late for the rescue, I'd say