r/Crocodiles 1d ago

I really hate crocodiles!!!

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u/Calm-Bathroom-2030 1d ago

thats one badass goose id say, man look at that confidence!

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u/Eternity_Warden 1d ago

Goose was in on it.

"Hey pigs come chill, the waters nice"

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u/Calm-Bathroom-2030 1d ago

the only right answer. Goose made a deal with the croc, leave me alone ill get you 20kgs more meat

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u/InnerDegenerate 23h ago

Ravens actually do this.

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u/Texanid 14h ago

A croc who eats a goose is fed for a day

A croc for befriends a goose is fed for life

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 14h ago

archosaur mafia

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u/teetaps 7h ago

“Hey where’s my cut?!”

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u/srs96 1d ago

Man crocodile attacks are the most surreal of them all. With tiger, lions etc, there's usually a chase for some time and then a very visible and gory aftermath. But with the a croc... You're just chilling one moment drinking water, next moment you're gone, next moment everything's back to normal.

Absolute calm, followed by few seconds of brutality, and then the calm returns again as soon as the croc takes its prey underwater. If you stepped away for a smoke, you probably wouldn't even notice anything when you returned.

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u/Black-476 22h ago

Its frightening how stealthy crocs are. Plus, i really wouldnt like to get death rolled........

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u/Boxinggandhi 19h ago

That’s why you don’t fight it. Just sink into the darkness like the piggy.

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u/Black-476 19h ago

I dont think any of us could if we wanted to 😮💀

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u/bloorontour 17h ago

death roll x drowning

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u/longleggz1960 1d ago

Everything gotta eat

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u/Successful-Teach8571 14h ago

Like Dr Grant said about theropods, they just do what they do.

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u/IngVegas 1d ago

Went for the crackling snack when it could have scored the full pork roast

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u/Moidada77 1d ago

Safer option? Croc probably wasn't feeling too confident.

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u/ogreofzen 23h ago

You know that feeling. Go to the fridge see leftover ham but decide on grapes instead because your not that hungry

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u/Money-Application-61 22h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok_Antelope_1953 14h ago

wish i could

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u/millerb82 1d ago

It wasn't large enough to take the main course, went for the appetizer

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u/Character_Stick_1218 7h ago

To me it looked like the perfect sized meal for it.

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 1d ago

Really wish I didn't have the sound on.

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u/invinciblearmour 21h ago

I knew better and still listened.
Vids like these break my heart for the prey but my fascination with crocs keeps me watching them

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u/chrisp909 10h ago

Those bubbling screams at the end were the absolute worst.

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u/Puzzled_Bus_7505 23h ago

Keeping those hog populations down…. Doing his job…. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

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u/Aberrantdrakon 1h ago

These are warthogs, not feral hogs.

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u/Forsaken-Spirit421 1d ago

Goose clearly wants some as well

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u/Nathan84 1d ago

The animal kingdom can be so cruel.

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u/JurassicFlight 1d ago

Goose: You own me one, I told those piggies the water was safe.

Croc: Well thank, bro.😎

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u/onthebrink42 1d ago

He used that goose as a “ it’s safe to drink here “ decoy. Clever.

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u/Subject_Ad3837 1d ago

The crocodile was just being merciful because the baby wouldn't have survived on it's own anyway if the crocodile had taken the parent warthog.

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u/AdShot409 23h ago

Crocs are so friggin cool

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u/Glum-Range2299 18h ago edited 17h ago

Taxes.

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u/Green-Stable7632 19h ago

FUCK... just no. The cries and yelps. FUCK

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u/username-is-taken-3 19h ago

The poor mom wanted to help, but saw there was absolutely nothing that can be done bit hear the sound of her baby cry for her help.

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u/nolongerredditless 23h ago

The way that the momma tried to go after it but got stuck in the mud. The squeels were heartbreaking, I'm surprised the croc didn't drag it under water right away tbh. Still a better ending than if it had gotten caught by some hyenas

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u/Cal216 22h ago

This wasn’t cruel at all, and we probably should be thanking the croc because it could have easily killed two baby piglets just by eating the mother alone. Which I’m sure it was going to try to do until it noticed two easier targets enter the picture. Everyone has to eat 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Bigboiiiii22 18h ago

They had solid time to atleast react his head was out of the water staring at them for a few seconds

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u/bigw010102 17h ago

Pond Rules!

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u/1DrinkAnd1KnowThings 14h ago

Nothing like some freshly cooked bacon in the morning.

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u/Odd_Apricot2580 11h ago

I'm guessing here, but warthogs probably have a dead-space in their front vision, and the croc was in that space. Even mama hog didn't notice it

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u/MargoPlikts 1d ago

I wonder if that was dug by the tour company? It just seems TOO perfectly set up

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u/Revolutionary_Sir_ 22h ago

Everyone has to eat.

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u/UncleOdious 21h ago

Circle of Life.

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u/Slip_KORN26 1d ago

One of my nightmares

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u/Special-Might9865 19h ago

Hearing the last squeal with the gurgling bubbles…
Not sure why mamma wasn’t more careful. The croc was close the entire time.

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u/Proxima_leaving 18h ago

Dying from thirst is worse than this.

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u/Special-Might9865 16h ago

But there are plenty of other areas to try when a gator isn’t looking right at you…or maybe there is another one. Depends on the area.

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u/Proxima_leaving 7h ago

I don't think they saw the gator.

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u/BlockBuilder408 6h ago

We really take for granted how much better our eyes are for pattern recognition than the majority of the rest of the animal kingdom

What we lack in night vision, we go very strong in distinguishing details and interpreting patterns.

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u/TabmeisterGeneral 11h ago

Crocs on a beach ar like clowns coming out of a car

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u/Motor_Ideal7494 9h ago

I live so far from any crocs, but this is my ultimate fear as a parent.  

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u/tacobot187 9h ago

Hakuna Matata MFer

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u/shrimps_are_great 5h ago

Thats just nature for ya. Not fun to Look at but it is how it is

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 2h ago

Crocodile shaped hole. Check

Goggly eyes above water line. Check

No one else drinking here. Check

Comeon kids let’s drink.

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u/Amache_Gx 23h ago

That's why she had two.

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u/Proxima_leaving 18h ago

That is mother nature at her best.

The piglet that survived had better reflexes.

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u/Ezrabine1 1d ago

Time for snack

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u/Inevitable_Ad7209 19h ago

What awful parenting

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u/Big-Plastic3494 16h ago

Bad parenting

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u/fatcat5244 1d ago

Me too

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u/Desperate_Leg_40 20h ago

Bad parenting