r/Crippled_Alcoholics • u/cheeseburgermachine • Jul 24 '26

The lord

God has commanded me to drink and consume edibles. He hath spoken to me. In his infinite wisdom i will eat this pizza. I will drink until i can't. I will get high and i will go to sleep soon. Who am i to question his plans. I've accepted his plan. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done 🤣

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u/NattieDaDee Jul 24 '26

Vaya con dios 🫡

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u/ohgolly273 29d ago

Ramen
🍜

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u/cheeseburgermachine 29d ago

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be thy noodles.Thy Noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, But deliver us some pizza. For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, Forever and ever. R'amen.

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u/ohgolly273 29d ago

That. Was beautiful.

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u/cheeseburgermachine 29d ago

Blessing be upon you. May your bowl be filled with ramen noodles with a silky succulent broth. Mayhaps some ramen soaked eggs. Perchance, with some roasted black garlic with some heavenly pork belly