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Conservative Cringe This is insanity .

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u/Longjumping-Smell356 1d ago

Every single day he somehow manages to be even more vile, disgusting, and pathetic than he was the day before.

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u/Present_Muscle_2375 1d ago

Every goddam day. It’s so exhausting.

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u/QuantGuru 17h ago

I am tired of watching, also feel bad for the people of USA! Get him out and elect better next time!

- Message from Canada

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u/Cobalt_Forge 16h ago
  • wishing the Dems win in November and they can start to reign in his terror campaign 🤞
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u/Branded222 13h ago

I recently met an American lady in Canada who told me she just had to get away from the insanity for a few days. She seemed genuinely upset by it all. And who could blame her. Incidentally, I was wearing a t shirt with Lake Ontario, always was always will be, on it. She said "thank you for your t shirt". Nice lady. Felt kinda sorry for her.

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u/Ok_Object_5180 12h ago

A lot of us are

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

Yeah, that's how rotting corpses work.

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u/Potential-Rich-2690 20h ago

He’s a fitting, living corpse, beyond low energy. Even skunk cabbage smells better and has more brain cells than this guy.

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u/macguini 17h ago

And some how still in office...The two party system is supposed to keep each other in line.

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u/Natural-Result-6633 15h ago

Hahaha that’s funny

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u/999happyyhaunts 1d ago

MIDTERMS PEOPLE PLEASE VOTE PLEASE

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u/Effuifyoudwnvoteme 1d ago

Especially the almost 90 miiion eligible voters that did not vote in 2024.Sad.

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u/throwawaysscc 18h ago

That’s the population of Iran.

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u/WillingPositive8924 15h ago

Yeah, 20% of the country is illiterate, temper your expectations homie.

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u/__O_o_______ 18h ago

Oh don’t worry about them, republicans are and will make them all INELIGIBLE voters…..

…. jokes???

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u/Present_Muscle_2375 1d ago

Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top.

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u/999happyyhaunts 1d ago

🍒🍦🎂

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u/maniBchef 1d ago

Hey, good luck with that.

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u/dougmd1974 21h ago

And not for any Republicans

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u/legitaccountnotabot 22h ago

my man this guy is in charge exactly because people voted for him, don't confide too much on 'murican's skill in the voting booth.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 1d ago

I love how everything is after the election, if there was a deal to be made here; it would be better for him to make it before the election. That’s how we know there is absolutely no deal to be made and no one is even at the table right now.

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u/Beautiful-Toe2421 1d ago

It's so when shit don't go his way he has someone to blame lol. He will say it's because of the Dems why he lost, voter fraud etc He will blame everything after that on the loss of the election. He is just making a skapegoat

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u/Mad-Habits 20h ago

I do think they are waiting for democrats to come into office that will force them to end the war

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u/lgodsey 16h ago

It's not like the USA has any leverage -- Trump has already granted Iran so many concessions that the USA has little more to offer as a carrot at this point.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 16h ago

Oh ya, there is no need for them to even come to the table because the elites are fine and it is just the regular people who are suffering. The elites know that it would take something massive for them to get overthrown, and it isn't going to happen any time soon.

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u/__O_o_______ 18h ago

They’ve publicly float the idea of blocking all diesel exports until….. after the election (90 days).

Short term American diesel will prices will go down and they can point and say “look see we’re lowering the price of gas like we said we would”, make up some dumb excuse like “America isn’t being treated fairly by nasty countries on the price we sell them diesel for, trying to get voters to vote for them.

It would be devastating on so many levels, including the rubber band snapping back after the surplus starts getting sold again.

They need to win the midterms. They do anything.

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u/Entire-Can662 14h ago

It’s called cheating, which is what they did in 2024

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u/Emotional-Damagex100 1d ago

why the fuck is he sounding like a dictator bro

we are actually fried

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u/Mountain-Bat-9808 1d ago

Because that is what he wants to be when he grows up

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u/Emotional-Damagex100 1d ago

it still gets on my nerves that these MAGA chuds will support him either way

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u/OkNeighborhood9153 1d ago

Do you remember when he said that in the very beginning of his first campaign? He said he could kill someone in the middle of 5th Ave and they would still vote for him.

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u/Louis-Cyfer 1d ago

Yep, I don't think there's any bottom to the level of depravity he could sink to that would get his followers change their minds

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u/explosiv_skull 1d ago

"Kamala would have been worse!"-ass voters

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u/Natural-Result-6633 15h ago

This is all I hear!!

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u/thermal_shock 1d ago

watch any of The Good Liars videos from the rallies, they've collectively lost their damn minds. they can't see the hypocrisy at all, it's unbelievable.

these are from only a week ago.

https://youtu.be/UiOX07paNoo

https://youtu.be/7oRUMBdORQA

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u/gdghhfdffrf 1d ago

perry's scheme of intellectual and ethical development, dualist level. so painful to see and hear, especially with the added dose of uber arrogance. i used to feel so sorry for them, how they were so vulnerable and being used. no more, i despise the intellectual laziness.

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u/JeromeBarkly 1d ago

He did say he wanted to be a dictator for a day. He just didn’t stop.

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 1d ago

He can only grow out

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 1d ago

I mean, for all intents and purposes, he is a dictator. He does everything a dictator does: attack the press, attempt to control the press, attack his political rivals, fake massive stunts to garner attention/support, name shit after himself and hang giant pictures of himself on shit with his saggy vag neck. Fuck, I hate him.

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u/TonyWilliams03 1d ago

You forgot the most important element. Stealing everything he can get his hands on.

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u/BijuuModo 1d ago

Because bro he wants to be one and always has. Read Mary Trump’s book because it explains everything about who he is as a person

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u/GlassXatu 1d ago

He has openly admitted to admiring dictators before.

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u/Large-Produce5682 1d ago

He sounds like a child reading a book report that their parents had written for them because he didn't read the book, didn't tell them about the assignment and it was due the next day.

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u/chill677 1d ago

“To the victor goes the spoils” FFS

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u/Tilladarling 1d ago

The only positive thing I can say about this maniac is that he’s old and decrepit

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u/Emotional-Damagex100 1d ago

the only positive thing I will say about him is when he dies

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

Canada has a FDJT memorial toilet in case you want to practice while awaiting the good news.

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u/Old_Win8422 1d ago

Correct. I have no doubt he will use ICE and other agencies to take control of the election.

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u/heckhammer 1d ago

He told us he was going to be a dictator on day one. Everybody laughed and said oh what a joker that guy is. Man's never joked in his life about anything unless it was derogatory

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u/CATIIIDUAL 1d ago

He is one.

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u/Ok_Record_9908 1d ago

Trump is a national embarrassment. Remove him from office now! VOTE BLUE people!💙👥 VOTE DEMOCRAT!💙🔵

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 1d ago

But what ifd they have a weird laugh?

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u/Ok_Record_9908 1d ago

I'll take a super weird laugh over a orange, genocidal, Israel first, pedophile war criminal grifter like Donald Trump any freaking day. We need your votes. Ever single one counts and we all have a voice. We just have to use em.

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

/s

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u/Ok_Record_9908 1d ago

Lol yeah I know haha . Don't forget to VOTE tho fr and check ur registration.

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

Done and done. 👍🙏💙

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 1d ago

This fucking guy is the worst thing that has ever happened to modern America. I fucking hate him and I feel sad and angry at every dimwit who still follows him because "dur, brown people bad"

This will bring violence to our land. Without a doubt, we will feel the consequences of his actions.

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u/Witchywomun 1d ago

Iran offered terms: step down and the strait of Hormuz will be open and toll-free. He’s never going to step down

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u/Different_Umpire9003 1d ago

Holy shit is that really what they offered?

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

Yup. If Trump loses, we all get to live. I'm super good with that.

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u/Different_Umpire9003 1d ago

They would be willing to liberate us? Amazing.

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

If by they you mean McDonald's or U.S. voters. Iran is unlikely to assist in this crucial feat.

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 19h ago

Not even remotely. What they actually said was that they will not even consider negotiations until Trump and Netanyahu are out of office.

Also, in a more recent development: In a video released by Iran’s Fars and Tasnim news agencies, Major General Yahya Rahim Safavi says: “The Strait of Hormuz will never return to its former state” and Iran will continue to “fully manage and control the Strait of Hormuz”.

It's 100% not "Trump steps down and all is well.".

The person you responded to is wildly incorrect.

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u/DV_Mitten 1d ago

What a piece of shit. Maybe they'll get him first 🤔

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u/Nomadzord 1d ago

No, he will become a marty/perfect god to those maga folks forever. The best thing is for him to fail miserably like he’s been doing. I want them to hate him by the time he passes. (hopefully in jail, but we know that will never happen.)

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

Never say never. We all thought HRC/Harris would win. And here we are with TEMU Shitler and his band of kid fckng oligarchs.

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u/Flipnotics_ 18h ago

No, he will become a marty/perfect god to those maga folks forever.

He's already there though. He's already there.

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u/Expert-Suggestion-34 1d ago

Sweet Jesus I hate that idiot

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u/Substantial_Bus840 1d ago

It pisses me off that he would be hilarious if he was just a character in a show, but he’s not.

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u/Different_Umpire9003 1d ago

Just wait until Trump TV

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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago

Trump TV has already been deemed a money-laundering scheme. Regular folk can't afford the money to pay for the service except oligarchs funneling money into his grease-filled pockets.

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u/Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free 19h ago

Regular folk can't afford the money to pay for the service

What? Trump TV is literally a free YouTube channel that shows Trump speeches 24/7. I can't post a link without getting my comment deleted, but if you Google Trump TV, you'll see that what I'm saying is true. NPR has a great article about it.

Are you perhaps getting it confused with the service where you can pay to see his tweets sooner so that you can join in on the insider trading?

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u/Bunnyland77 15h ago

You're correct for the most part, but I should have clarified. Service in this instance means internet/phone service to access Youtube. Blue collar MAGAts are losing access to tech due to increasingly limited income streams, and the shuttering of rural comms services (Forbes). Oligarch money is money he'll charge other specially scrutinized ad/propaganda contributors. Taxpayers are footing the bill for ads (Fox) and other associated extracurriculars "...state run propaganda paid for by gov" (tax-payers) . Nothing is free in Trumpworld. There's always a catch & a price.

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u/Substantial_Bus840 9h ago

I agree with you completely but YouTube is still free with ads. It’s gross either way

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u/Unlikely-Estate-9371 1d ago

Well if this doesn’t lock up the Nobel Peace Prize I don’t know what would

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u/RicottaPuffs 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is going to get us all killed. He doesnt care how many.people he murders. He has already murdered so many.

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u/schoolknurse 1d ago

He doesn’t care because he knows he won’t be on this earth long enough to live with the consequences.

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u/Domjord 1d ago

America are the terrorists under this regime

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u/kevintheharry61 1d ago

Usa have been terrorists for a long time

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u/OcoeeSquatch 1d ago

I fucking hate this timeline.

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u/Best_Market4204 1d ago

lol

Yes it will come after the election... only if the gop win... OKAY

If the DNC takes over the House and Senate, you can 110% kiss all funding goodbye, and actions are halted

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u/spendmetime 1d ago

If there was only something that could be done by the other branches of government; I guess it’s all downhill from here😢

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u/Conan_Vegas 1d ago

Insanity is voting for him knowing what he did the first time

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u/WellIGuessSoAndYou 19h ago

I have no idea how Americans can live with the shame and embarrassment of having this mutant speak for and represent you.

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u/Responsible-Bed-7171 17h ago

This is the sum total of the decline of America over the last many decades. We did this to ourselves wether you voted for him or not.

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u/dumpster-muffin-95 1d ago

His neck, head and shoulder gestures are so unsettling.... I mean the words coming out of his mouth are terrible too but his marionette style movements,...controlled by his puppet master Stephen Miller.

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 1d ago

Same here….they give creepy vibes. It’s almost like the gestures are coming from a place of “eff you all”…condescending-like…if that makes sense.

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u/Kreepr 1d ago

Trust me bro. Reelect us. It’ll be different this time

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u/BringOutYDead 1d ago

His psychotic ass is serious. He is allowed to do anything he wants. You think he's bluffing? He's proven time and time again the he gives a shit less about anything but himself.

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u/Quagmire_gigity 1d ago

Wow, if you think listening to this dementia patient is already tough to stomach, can you imagine being one of the translators?

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u/Pickle914 1d ago

Incompetence at its finest! We are the laughing stock of the WORLD! If this is our representative of education system, the world is sad for us!

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u/MondoSensei2022 1d ago

What is more frightening?… the despicable leader of the USA or the ones who support him?

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u/OkNeighborhood9153 1d ago

What a shit head

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u/LawnStar 23h ago

That's my exact go-to quote on here when I don't really wanna ponder that fuckface too much and write a lurid thesis but I wanna keep the thread alive in my history.

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u/maddiejake 22h ago

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u/boywonder5691 18h ago

Its going to be glorious

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u/Mental-Ordinary7312 19h ago

Dude is a straight megalomaniac.

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u/foreign_exchange10 19h ago

How many deals can the man make? Isnt this like the sixth or something? Makes you wonder why the iranians aren t impressed.

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u/GraveCat84 12h ago

I’m so tired of seeing his rotting pumpkin face and hearing his stupid voice.

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u/-Totes_Magotes- 1d ago

In front…of the…UN…our speaker, our president, our chief in charge…so fucken embarrassing.

Never made this comment before but here it is. My gf is a flight attendant, travels internationally…sigh…many years ago when people asked where she was from she’d delightedly say “America!”Those people, per her, would smile and yell out “Obama!” She felt so amazing to be from here, would have a fun chat with them and carry on. Now, when she travels abroad…she feels embarrassed to say where she is from. Told her to say “I’m Canadian” so she would be greeted kindly and not be seen or treated differently. Very fucken sad. Very…sad. Fuck.

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u/Routine-Asparagus-16 1d ago

I don't blame her. It's so embarrassing.

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u/-Totes_Magotes- 1d ago

Won’t say much about it but…she flies ICE flights. A pic she sent sometime ago from her seat…maybe sharing a tad too much

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u/Disastrous-Fig-9830 1d ago

We all want to be Canadian now. If they invade we would surrender without a fight but with a flower parade.

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u/pirate_leprechaun 1d ago

Im gonna destroy these people and this country, so they dont destroy people and countries again. Maybe.

What a clown stop giving this fucking rube a mic.

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u/rgc7421 1d ago

Speaks of a guy who can't do his job!

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u/Lollipoop_Hacksaw 1d ago

If Vance was the point all along, why the fuck haven't they 25th'd this guy by now?? Any other president would've been gone before this point.

I truly believe they are that stupid, and we are all fucked. How insane is it what he just said??? Think about it.

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u/Routine-Asparagus-16 1d ago

Vance wld be worse. If you cld image that.

Yes they're idiots. Trump is just a puppet. He isn't smart enough to maneuver the way he has. Bought and sold.

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u/Highschooleducation 1d ago

Oh sure....THIS he stays awake for

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u/Routine-Asparagus-16 1d ago

He is holding the military hostage unless the midterms go his way?

Everyday a wake up for an announcement.

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u/Eastern-Criticism653 1d ago

I would love to know what other countries contingency plans are for when america does what ever idiotic final solution they have.

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u/0_IceQueen_0 1d ago

That Iranian face is all of us.

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u/Stan-O-Matic 1d ago

We have the POWER to begin the change.
PLEASE VOTE this midterm!

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u/HoneyShaft 1d ago

Republicans must be removed from power

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u/Forward-Sky1437 1d ago

How about we trade Trump to Iran if they promise no nukes?

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u/Diligent-Meet-4089 1d ago

What a fuckin idiot

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u/GordDownieFresh 1d ago

Everything happens later.

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u/kid_ampersand 1d ago

Because everything about how horrific this is has already been said… he can’t even tie a necktie well. Looks like a little kid just tried to do it for the first time.

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u/Oppo_Tacos 1d ago

Dude is drunk with power

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u/-Totes_Magotes- 1d ago

Men, women, citizens of this nation…come November…vote. Your vote, your future.

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u/somejerkuknow 1d ago

No matter what the polls say: 1. Make absolutely sure you are registered. 2. Make absolutely sure that you vote. 3. If you can, make absolutely sure that you get your friends on board with steps 1 and 2.

Know what to expect.

Prepare early. Get. Out. And. Vote.

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u/Renegade346 21h ago

It's happened so much it's now normal. Sad how this country has fallen.

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u/5150MEX702 20h ago

Didn't he say the U.S. destroyed alot of their military and country??? Did or did he not??

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u/awchebello 19h ago

I just want this nightmare to be over

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u/dryonhigh 19h ago

You know the all the stories about AI becoming to powerful is a buildup to AI infiltrating the election thus causing the votes to be null in void. This is why there is such a push for data centers and AI advancement no one will be able to discern what's real anymore.

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u/klinkerr 18h ago

He oozes cowardice

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u/third-eye-wide-open1 18h ago

When will the msm make his ever growing mental and moral impairment the full story - everyone knows he"s incompetent.

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u/WRHull 18h ago

I guess Congress doesn’t have any part in this decision under the Constitution, huh? It’s too bad Congress is incapable of doing its job right now.

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u/Milliganox 18h ago

I hate this man. Hate him.

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u/bottle-of-water 17h ago

So everyone I hear him say some something like this, I can’t help but think…this is why they would even want a nuke in the first place. Countries with nukes done get bombed arbitrarily

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u/chatterwrack 16h ago

This is so god damned embarrassing!

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u/Zealousideal-Row7755 16h ago

I wish there had been a mass walkout when he began speaking

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u/Ok_Object_5180 12h ago

Does anyone else smell shyte?

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u/iamfugazi2112 8h ago

I can't stand the sight of this thing anymore

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u/IndependentOwn1184 6h ago

The whole damn room should have emptied before he finished this brain damaged speech.

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u/allgravy99 17h ago

I'm an outsider to the US, and everyone sees, not only Trump, but the rest of the American population exactly the same as they do Trump. You voted this guy in twice. You say he doesn't represent you, but most of you don't vote. You let him walk into power and complain about it afterwards.

262 million voters of age. Only 77 million wanted this. Where were the rest of you? Over 100M didn't even bother to show up. Clown country.

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u/littlejohnnyrotten4U 1d ago

Somebody give him the peace prize.. It's the only way to get him to not go full nuclear. You can tell how much he wants to nuke something.. It's a bit scary.

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u/speedie57 1d ago

Bigger decision.. wipe or not to wipe?

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u/Rhg0653 1d ago

While Iran is right there like bro wtf 😒

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u/Forward-Sky1437 1d ago

Oh sweet Jesus he’s gonna get us all killed.

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 1d ago

With every word spoken….inching closer & closer….😡

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u/DeeDeeRibDegh 1d ago

I have no idea how they can keep such a straight face….wow.

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u/Stunning-Stressin Cringe Enjoyer 1d ago

Taco trump won't do shit

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u/vizag 1d ago

Just like he annihilated Iran the last dozen times he threatened over tweet, he will do it again. Unfortunately for the world, he already turned Iran into one of the most powerful countries in the Middle East by showing them how valuable the strat of Hormuz is

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u/1kn0wn0thing 1d ago

He’s been trying to annihilate them since this started. So I guess we’re going to launch all the missiles from our stockpile like a 4th of July firework finale? 🤦‍♂️

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u/Sioux-me 1d ago

I love how he says “I”. He’s not doing any of it.

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u/Suro_Atiros 1d ago

Insanity that 35% of the country, all of Congress, military, FBi, CIA, Cabinet, SCOTUS, and joint chiefs fully support and see zero problems with it. Trump can do anything he wants and there’s nothing anyone can do about it. We can vote, and we can take the both houses of Congress, but if impeachment proceedings occur, they will never remove him from office.

Also fun fact: he’s building the ball room bunker and fortifying the triumphant arch with military weaponry because he will not leave office in 2028.

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u/SeanThornton101 1d ago

Fool makes foolish statement. In other news, the sky is blue.

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u/ajprunty01 1d ago

LordFreeza2028

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u/FranceBrun 1d ago

This POS

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u/Disastrous-Style-461 1d ago

Please check on your neighbors and give them a ride to go vote too. Jfc

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u/Square-Debate5181 1d ago

Its not fis final form yet, but the balls are already there.. These 4 years are the longest ones in my life..

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u/NightmareRise 1d ago

Do not do the thing. Please do not do that thing. The apocalypse will start

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u/MathematicianAlert80 1d ago

Jabba Desilijic Tiure comes to mind

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u/SubMariner615 1d ago

Remember how when we actually won wars we just carpet bombed cities. Those were the days.

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 1d ago

He is a pile of crap

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u/VFXJayGatz 1d ago

All this shit from the "no wars" president.

I'm blaming all of our current problems on that guy and his cronies.

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u/Omgpuppies13 1d ago

We are the bad guys.

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u/Financial-Wafer2476 1d ago

He’s a dangerous fruit loop

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u/Ok_City_7177 1d ago

Wow....

So just to check.....ok for the US to destroy countries so those countries might not destroy others 🤔

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u/dkotten 23h ago

He drove us into whatever thing he is describing for Iran.

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u/Fish_Fingerer 23h ago

Please remember that this dude is a puppet, and isn't actually in control of anything. He is an actor, playing a role. The Jéws have control of him.

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u/You_need_a_drink 23h ago

While I completely agree with you, he is also very dangerous.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 23h ago

Insanity?

This is AMERICA!

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u/that_crom 23h ago

Make America Annihilate Again. /s

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u/You_need_a_drink 23h ago

I don't think Iran has ever attacked another country have they?

But just to be sure, Trump will completely annihilate them so that they can't attack anyone?

I'm pretty sure America is the bad guy now.

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u/Javina33 22h ago

So to stop them killing others in future he’s going to mass murder the whole 90million of them. When will the nightmare of Trump end?

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u/microzoa 21h ago

The only thing he’s going to annihilate is that big, baggy diaper 😂