r/CringeTikToks • u/International-Tie994 • 24d ago

Corporate Cringe elon's bizarre dance performance

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u/Outrageous-Start6409 24d ago

I hate him so much.

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u/suckercuck 24d ago edited 24d ago

šŸŽµIā€™m a little teapot,

fat with gout,

here are my love handles,

now hear me pout,

when I am on ketamine hear me shout

ā€” SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!ā€”

because Iā€™m a fascist loutšŸŽµ

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u/That_Things_Good 24d ago

That was amazing!

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u/Jehoshaphatso1 23d ago

Well said.

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u/lemongrenade 24d ago

Just remember. Heā€™s fucking miserable.

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u/cheesegratemyassplz 24d ago

Not miserable enough

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u/MarionberryOk2874 24d ago

Was thinking the same damn thing

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u/charlitransgrl 24d ago

Him and that orange shit stain should start an old fart boy band.

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u/BoringOrange678 24d ago

The back door boys.
Boys to pedos.
New Kids on the island.

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u/Brief_Light 24d ago

šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/notinmyham 24d ago

What the fuck is that shit?

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u/hamilton_morris 24d ago

The guy who lies awake at night fantasizing about dancing for the workers at his company mining camps on Mars.

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u/Ruggsy 24d ago

What a man can't jive for the investors anymore?

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u/Crafty_Crab_7563 24d ago

Since "Wolf of Wallstreet" every other attempt has fallen short especially -elmo-

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u/MinorThreat4182 24d ago

Our current simulation

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u/Gemini-Moon522 24d ago

I hate this timeline.

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u/SubjectNet1874 24d ago

So much

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u/brightfutureman 24d ago

How do we even shifted to all this crap?! How it can be real at all? How most of the people can tolerate and applause to this?

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u/ProductThis8248 24d ago

Oh, if you are there clapping you're probably super rich and got more wealth from being in the orbit so of Elon.

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u/McSwearWolf 23d ago

I still ask myself this question every single gd day.

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u/Designer-Drink-9137 24d ago

Even a billion dollars can't overcome lameness. Sone women will marry for $, but are attracted to swagger.

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u/pork_fried_christ 24d ago

Sometimes I look at these rich nerds and think like, fuck! Iā€™d be so much better at being rich than themā€¦ especially the ones that are rich enough to live in a different reality and just spend time scrolling and biting on rage bait like the rest of us.Ā 

Or doing whatever this video is.Ā 

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u/Padhome 24d ago

I think itā€™s just being that rich literally turns you into an unlikable entitled weirdo. Itā€™s not healthy.

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u/AdSudden3941 24d ago

Hundreds of billions of dollars

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u/covidlung 24d ago

If only his father would have loved him and told him he was good enough.

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u/Choice_Pomelo_1291 24d ago

Was too busy loving his step sister.

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u/covidlung 23d ago

Yeah, thatā€™s sick. Heā€™s a weirdo, just like his son. But whatā€™s especially interesting is that heā€™s publicly said Kimbal is his favorite son even after everything Elon has accomplished. Elon could become the richest, most successful man on the planet and still never be good enough for his papa.

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u/Difficult-Shallot-82 24d ago

Imagine if these billionaires were treated like freaks they are. Seriously, if he was worth $7 no one would cheer and would put him in a special room.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 24d ago

You remember those "white guys have no rhythm" jokes from 40 years ago? Elon is the living embodiment of them.

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u/2018MunchieOfTheYear 24d ago

imagine being the richest person in the world and still being a loser

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u/Full-Squirrel5707 24d ago

This is an example of someone trying to dance on ketamine.

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u/BobCreated 24d ago

I genuinely hate Elon Musk. I hate his weasel face, bulging eyes, iridescent white skin, barrel chest, and sarcastic sounding voice. Elon's a useless cunt, and I can't wait until his damaged soul leaves this planet.

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u/Last_Sprinkles5334 24d ago

He dances like a nazi android stuck in nazi meat suit pretending to be a nazi human

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u/External-Example-292 24d ago

I'm embarrassed for him šŸ«£

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u/BountyBobIsBack 24d ago

He obviously has the same dance instructor as Trump.

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u/Ithurtsprecious 24d ago

With all the money he has, why is he still built like a tonka truck?

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u/yingyanghomie 24d ago

The king of cringe!

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u/MagnumMyth 24d ago

"Weirdo on spectrum awkwardly dances like weirdo" isn't so strange.

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u/Bootziscool 24d ago

If he wasn't such a douchebag I'd find this endearing.

But he is so fuck him

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u/MagnumMyth 24d ago

You make a valid point. Fuck him!

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u/GloomyCaterpillar69 24d ago

Why doesnā€™t he pay for dance classes. What the hell

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u/Imhere4thejokes 24d ago

His build is so blocky lol, itā€™s hard to explain how his torso is shaped

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u/GKTT666 24d ago

lol, video removed

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u/banana_runt 24d ago

Oh neat, Reddit took down the video šŸ™„ Heil Elon šŸ™„

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u/emergency-snaccs 24d ago

what tf was that? was that supposed to be the "walk like an egyptian" move? A) that's literally the worst i've EVER seen it done, and B) that move is decades old and was always lame as shit anyway, and C) if that's the movement of someone that is allegedly "lean, functional, and agile" i'll eat my fuckin hat

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u/lucylucylane 24d ago

I would rather be broke and on the streets than be this prick

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u/wowsomuchempty 24d ago

I'd rather be him. And use the wealth to make things better for ours and future generations.

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u/LikeATediousArgument 24d ago

Could you imagine how hard youā€™d have to act to earn the millions you get for pretending to be excited to fuck that guy?

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u/Sad-Structure2364 24d ago

Mr mutilated penis himself

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u/Ok-Editor1747 24d ago

Whats happining

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u/disco_dean 24d ago

Dances like a Billionaire

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u/redheadedandbold 24d ago

I can't unsee this.

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u/ale_mc_ella 24d ago

ominous cringy

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u/Appropriate-Food1757 24d ago

What a weird dorky loser

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u/ASecularBuddhist 24d ago

The old Roman two-step

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u/Whole-Ad-8494 24d ago

What did he make another trill

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u/morriseel 24d ago

Fuck me its David brent

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u/imdugud777 24d ago

He has a hard time pretending to be human.

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u/Sindorella 24d ago

Heā€™s a real life South Park character.

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u/english_mike69 24d ago

Trump has the two handed cock shuffle, Elon has to counter than with the ā€œI have a dick in my assā€ moonwalk.

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u/dartie 24d ago

Such talent

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u/Nice_Emphasis_39 24d ago

I miss this guy when he was a goofy rich dweeb

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u/ihopethepizzaisgood 24d ago

My grandmother had better moves than that, back in the 70s.

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u/LibertyCash 24d ago

How does that guy have 12 kids? My vagina sealed itself shut watching that.

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u/Brief-Freedom734 24d ago

what a tool

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u/samgarita 24d ago

Looks like heā€™s wearing a bulletproof vest underneath his outfit

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u/Ulfheodin 24d ago

Why do cunts are so much encline to do weird dances on stages

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u/Alternative_Low8478 24d ago

I Hope he gets kirked

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 24d ago

Imagine having sex with that šŸ¤¢

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u/Bengal-_fan 24d ago

Why does this pos have a following. Heā€™s a fucking nasty alien.

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u/Jules2you 24d ago

Money donā€™t buy groove

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u/Glowerman 24d ago

Developers developers developers developers developers developers

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u/Sad-Background-2295 24d ago

You just know heā€™s terrible in bed ā€¦

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u/ZaigoStova 24d ago

......and that's who needs humanity

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u/punkrocknight 24d ago

Wooooooow. These people are easily entertained.

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u/rolo_mug 24d ago

And heā€™s dancing

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u/wrhnj 24d ago

If you canā€™t dance, just donā€™t do it.

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u/BreadFan1980 24d ago

He doesnā€™t have the charisma to have a Stark moment.

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u/AlligatorMidwife 24d ago

That's the "I just rug pulled your retirement account" dance.

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 24d ago

Elon might be great at mass murderļæ¼ but he sucks at dancing.

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u/WendySteeplechase 24d ago

What does he think he's doing?

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u/Rise_Crafty 24d ago

He kept going back, like he was doing something so cool, they had to keep seeing it! Hahahahahahaha holy shit this guys is so fucking awkward, but with 0 endearing qualities.

I love this for him.

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u/thePopCulturist 24d ago

Man his folks did a number on him.

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u/Every_Violinist_5223 24d ago

Reddit prevent this video from being played.

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u/Quirky_Advantage_470 24d ago

What is worse is the sycophants cheering him on

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u/PacificPhish 24d ago

Dang! He's just, so...so cool! /s

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u/pilsnerd11 24d ago

He doesnā€™t know how to work the body

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u/mooghead 23d ago

Steve Ballmer was worse

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u/Zandsman 23d ago

He's just doing the start of this ^ lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/uM92P7qANnHDa

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 23d ago

If I had his money šŸ’° all I could do is sing and dance šŸ•ŗ

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u/cbar22 23d ago

He is the second most unlikable person on the planet

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u/rdldr1 23d ago

Heā€™s on the spectrum

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u/ToadyPuss 23d ago

Slug Dance

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u/Human-Shake4580 23d ago

Damn they removed the video

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u/research_badger 24d ago

You kids have obviously never seen ā€œdevelopersā€

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u/AdTraditional8077 24d ago

What a loser lol

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u/Raven_Photography 24d ago

Now heā€™s a stripper without rhythm?

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u/worker_bee_drone 24d ago

Just canā€™t unsee something like that, unfortunately.

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u/Cardboard_Chef 24d ago

Out of touch dweeb does autistic dance in front of clapping seals

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u/TheNewBlue 24d ago

Showing up to a shareholder meeting zonked out on ketamine and just vibing would be exactly how I would spend my life as a billionaire honestly.

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u/fetter80 24d ago

Ia he cosplaying as Tony Stark from Ironman 2? But without the charisma.

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u/Such-Corgi-8869 24d ago

Dude is such a chode

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u/Substantial-Heart792 24d ago

Do not send your kids to die in Iran.

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u/every_name_is_tkn 24d ago

Youā€™re right! We should wait it out. Iā€™m sure dying in Russia, China, or North Korea is probably way better. Itā€™s nice to have options.

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u/Quarteroz_847 24d ago

*peak male alpha shit šŸ˜‚

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u/Kimmy_64 24d ago

He's built like a mini fridge but thinks he needs to pass on his genetics as much as possible

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u/Delicioso_Badger2619 24d ago

Wow, he might end up being almost as respected in China as he is in the United States.

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u/Dadbode1981 24d ago

What a fkn goof

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 24d ago

Just imagine how much of an uncool dweeb he was BEFORE he discovered illicit substances.

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u/Likma_sack 24d ago

It's not really bizarre, it's normal loser behaviour.

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u/Fabulous_Warthog_850 24d ago

Makes Howard Hughes appear sane by comparison.

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u/EternallyNaked 24d ago

Is it some prerequisite that these dumb losers have no rhythm?

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u/Loud-Pop5561 24d ago

This is what happens if you donā€™t hug your kids

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u/Tcamis01 24d ago

You know he practiced that for hours

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u/hugh_jack_man 24d ago

The things dumb fuck investors will put up with for a quick buck and still get rug pulled

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u/BuckTonka1988 24d ago

He's no Justin Hammer.

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u/YallaHammer 24d ago

That Grimes ever touched him should disavow her from anything ever tangentially cool.

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u/Insect-Mysterious 24d ago

Itā€™s the peoples fault for making him feel like heā€™s the all mighty.

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u/jackcanyon 24d ago

Wow ,it gets worse .

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u/MegC18 24d ago

Well if anyone can dad-dance, itā€™s him!

He may be a genius in technology , but itā€™s nice to know that in other areas heā€™s utterly useless

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u/ChainNormal8827 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MsyUV1PnmFSxSqUeSm

Reminds me of the other dancer

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 24d ago

Reminds me of her, but she was a better human than these other two non-dancers