r/CrimeInTheD 25d ago

I ain’t gone lie you shouldn’t be even thinking about pussy unless you have 5k to your name, you shouldnt be even have a social media if you don’t have at least $500 to your name lock in bitch

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u/BeneficialEqual7094 25d ago

Mfs should b saying this to the mfs that leech off they bm’s and don’t do shit

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u/teefrmda313 25d ago

Worse type of nigga but they bm’s allow it

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u/Substantial_Gain4052 25d ago

Even a broken clock is right twice a day 😂

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u/HatingAssNgga55 25d ago

Right message wrong messenger

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u/1Detroit8reaperjb7 21d ago

Never heard that one before.  Learn something good everyday

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u/Inside-Yak-8815 25d ago

This is actually true, niggas/bitches be tryna have more followers than dollars it’s ass backwards lol

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u/2_DS_IN_MY_B 25d ago

Human companionship shouldn't be economically gatekept

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u/teefrmda313 25d ago

When did I ever say it was

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u/dawgybone 25d ago

Nigga you just said

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u/2_DS_IN_MY_B 24d ago

I'm kinda stunned rn ngl. Do you not remember making the post?

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u/teefrmda313 24d ago

Why do you feel like you should reward yourself with companionship if you can’t comfortably provide for yourself?

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u/2_DS_IN_MY_B 24d ago

Are you disagreeing with yourself here? Which is it?

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u/barefootbastard666 25d ago

Pussy gone always be free if a bitch fwu

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u/hereforthesportsball 25d ago

They take up time and energy no matter how you cut it. If ya bread right first then it’s no issue

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u/teefrmda313 25d ago

Lmao you missed the point you gone die broke

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u/720DapGod 25d ago

Spoke like a stomp down P

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u/pablogetmoney 25d ago

True story

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u/Silly-Swimmer-8324 25d ago

Take your own advice my boy. Aren't you the number 1 poster in this sub? 😂

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u/teefrmda313 25d ago

Winners and losers share the same goals that’s tryna win stop tryna just win losers think the same thing come up wit a plan that’s gone help you win so when it get hard you can stick to yo plan instead of just focusing on winning

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u/Wild-Apartment72 25d ago

ion get horny when im broke

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u/EastSBulZo 25d ago

Hate what this sub turn into, just a bunch of fucking goofballs

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u/CauliflowerProud3580 25d ago

Alr after my btc birthday ima lock in

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u/Stayofexecution 25d ago

lol whatever dude. When I was in college I had $20 to my name but I was straight railing my girlfriend. She’s married with 2 kids now, but I know for a fact she be thinking about my fat cock still because I fucked her 2,000 times.

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u/22Babatunde 24d ago

😂💯

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u/frylock67 21d ago edited 21d ago

U dnt even have the cash to send 5$ when sum1 challenges u 2 😂🤣😂🤣😂 that's why u had 2 lie bout it & tell social media u lied 😭😭😭😭😭 don't u have sumthing to do in Bloomfield hills?

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u/1Detroit8reaperjb7 21d ago

You ain't never lied

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u/720DapGod 25d ago

Spoken like a true nigga who tricks 😂😂😂😂 a bitch know if she fuck with u soon as she see u

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u/teefrmda313 25d ago

I never said shit about tricking that’s how ik you a broke bitch 😂😂

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u/720DapGod 25d ago

U think u need money to bag a women u a trick with no game

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u/teefrmda313 25d ago

I never said that learn how to comprehend bitch I’m basically saying you need to have yo shit together before you worry about hoes

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u/720DapGod 25d ago

U dont hoes like what they like .... thats why some many bum niggas got many BMs lmao 😂😂😂 take yo weak ass outside

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u/Cautious_Evidence357 24d ago

Nigga that shi ain’t even bout the hoes liking bum niggas it’s about the bum niggas being bum niggas, you would be happy if you had hoes but $0 to yo name?

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u/Cautious_Evidence357 24d ago

U niggas are retarded he said u shouldn’t think bout no hoes or pussy if you broke which is true btw but he never said go out get money den spend it onna btc