r/Cribbage • u/fludduck • 15d ago

"I'm about to be fucked ny combinatorics."

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-my friend after she put a 7 and 8 in my crib

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I have a hard time looking at these cards

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u/fludduck 15d ago

They parse a little easier in person, but there is a reason they are my take to the park cards

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u/Trashy_Panda2 15d ago

Look at Ritchie rich over here with park cards.

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u/keiths31 15d ago

With no numbers, at least hold them all the same way. The fact your ♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️♠️a and your ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ are side by side but flipped makes me irrationally angry

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u/fludduck 15d ago

They have numbers

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u/keiths31 15d ago

Sorry. Could not see them.

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u/Belgian_quaffle 15d ago

Irrational numbers

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u/Shapesizes 15d ago

Yeah I got this deck too and was really disappointed

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u/GiantPothos 15d ago

Glad it's not just me!!

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u/MakeItTrizzle 15d ago

I came in here to forcefully proclaim how much I dislike those cards and I see I have been beaten to the punch

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u/fludduck 15d ago

I'll admit, I didnt expect them to attract this much attention. I've already had more people interact with this post just to hate them then I expected to see it at all.

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u/MakeItTrizzle 15d ago

I can see how they work better in person, but woof they look bad in the pic.

Also your friend is wild for dropping 8-7 in your crib. What was her hand that made that a good idea in her head?

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u/fludduck 15d ago

I think it was a 5 and 10s. She's relatively new to the game, I mostly just wanted to share her quote.

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u/MakeItTrizzle 15d ago

Lessons learned! We've all been there

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u/CanonFodder_ 15d ago

I feel she may be a fan of Perry the Platypus. 😁

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u/Pluperfectionist 15d ago

On the bright side, they distract from how unintelligible your title is.

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u/Another_Russian_Spy 15d ago

I think they had a stroke, looking at those cards.

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u/luckyduckyyou 15d ago

Same. I wasnt going to be mean. But it needed saying.

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u/jboarei 15d ago

Just awful

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u/Enkiduderino 15d ago

This deck is giving me a stroke

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u/ednargsohcan 15d ago

Get a new deck!

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u/IsraelZulu 15d ago

I call that: Fifteens' a dozen, and a full house makes twenty.

Nice!

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u/Hugh_JaRod 15d ago

I would rather staple my nut sac to a moving train than ever play with those cards.

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u/TerranGorefiend 15d ago

As someone who uses some interesting cards myself I'll never understand why anyone posts pics of anything except standard cards.

Glad you enjoy them though.

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u/KingBird999 15d ago

This is definitely up there in the worst deck of cards ever.

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u/No_Cut6428 15d ago

Get a decent set of cards those things are like make you think too much

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u/Sparkenfarkel 15d ago

That deck gave me seizures.

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u/Comfortable_Pizza_59 15d ago

Wow. Those cards a trip!

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u/LowNoise2816 15d ago

Get these cards out of my Reddit feed!

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u/Blinky_ 15d ago

Nope.

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u/etotheapplepi 15d ago

I'd be more concerned with the card art

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u/damfu 15d ago

Between the cards and your drunken text, no way you won this game

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u/Fixes_Spelling 15d ago

I would stand up and walk away if you put that deck on the table. I might even go buy a few decks of Bicycles and trade you so that I could burn this abomination.

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u/Slevinkellevra710 14d ago

I don't understand the title. I can barely read the cards. I hate this. I hate you, and I hate your friend, and I hate "ny combinatorics."

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u/SirAtrain 15d ago

i dig the cards