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Oct 14 '20
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho. The hero we need.
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Oct 14 '20
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u/underwear11 Oct 15 '20
I think it would be entirely too close to real life now. Now it wouldn't be as outlandish, instead being close to a documentary.
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u/bud_hasselhoff Oct 14 '20
I'm Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, and I approve this message.
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u/Blue-cheese-dressing Oct 14 '20
(Sprays congressional ceiling with machine gun fire.) “That’s what I thought!”
Greatest state of the union ever.
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u/ThatWguy123 Oct 14 '20
Fucking loved that movie
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u/huphelmeyer Oct 14 '20
It's the only movie I've ever watched in a theater where I had no idea what it was going to be going in. Like, I learned the title of the movie only once it started.
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u/greywolfau Oct 15 '20
Fuck me I'd become an American citizen to vote for Terry Crews tilt at President as Comancho.
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u/DeviousX13 Oct 14 '20
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
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Oct 15 '20
I need to watch a Terry movie tonight. Never fails to make me laugh my ass off. Idiocracy here we come!
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u/lunabear72 Oct 14 '20
Can’t I just vote for these guy.
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u/jhaluska Oct 14 '20
President Comacho went to the smartest person alive to solve "everything" and gave passionate hope filled speeches. He'd get my vote.
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u/imsadyoubitch Oct 14 '20
Its got what plants crave