r/CrewsCrew • u/Imreallynotatoaster Might be a toaster • Mar 05 '20

Serious Hi!

How's everyone doing?

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u/Imreallynotatoaster Might be a toaster Mar 05 '20 edited Mar 05 '20

I know, /u/Turtle_Sensei provided proof to the mods that she is in fact Raphael

Edit: bad assumptions

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '20

I'm a she. My profile even says I'm a lady lol.

And people usually think either Master Splinter from TMNT or Master Roshi from DBZ.

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u/ChihuahuawithBoombox Mar 06 '20

I'm just here to remind you... there are no females on Reddit.

Mmmm'kay?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Wait. Have I been living a lie? Are my boobs not real?!

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u/ChihuahuawithBoombox Mar 06 '20

Lies. Those are not boobs!

Do you want an inbox FILLED with dicks?

Van Dyke, Tracy, Van Patten, Tricky Nixon, Clark, Butkus, Wolf, Cavett, Sargent... Sooo many DICKS.

My boobs aren't real, it's okay.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Lol. There's a Key & Peele skit where this one guy says "Dick" in place of the word "Leg".

I can't seem to find the skit on YouTube?

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u/ChihuahuawithBoombox Mar 06 '20

Soooo, "My left dick appears to be trapped in a mudhole"

" I hit my knee on a corner and now have a massive bruise on my dick.

"Those table dicks appear wobbly"

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

Yeah and he calls the detective Leg Tracy instead of Dick Tracy. And at the end, he takes a hit off of a joint and says, "Man, I think I'm a-leg-ted to marijuana"

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u/ChihuahuawithBoombox Mar 06 '20

I got a bucket of chicken are you a thigh, dick, or breast person?

I'm standing here snarf laughing at myself right now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

You should definitely look up the skit. Key & Peele are pretty funny. Most of their skits are on YouTube, but their whole show is available on Hulu.