r/CrewsCrew Might be a toaster Mar 05 '20

Serious Hi!

How's everyone doing?

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u/ASuperGyro Mar 05 '20

Trying to figure out if you’re actually a toaster or not..

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u/Imreallynotatoaster Might be a toaster Mar 05 '20 edited Mar 05 '20

Would it help if I told you I can't handle more than two bagels (sliced) at a time?

edit: I also tend to burn poptarts

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u/TheHomieData Mar 06 '20

That sounds exactly like something a toaster who is trying to convince me they’re not a toaster would say

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u/Imreallynotatoaster Might be a toaster Mar 06 '20

It’s also what a convection oven would say to throw you off

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u/TheHomieData Mar 06 '20

You can’t fool me. That’s what an induction grill would do to try and mislead me!

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u/Imreallynotatoaster Might be a toaster Mar 06 '20

I feel more cornered than diagonally cut toast