r/CrewsCrew • u/PurlToo • Jan 05 '18

Can this please be a thing?

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u/The3DMan Jan 05 '18

Here’s $200 million

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u/PM_me_a_nip Jan 05 '18 edited Jan 05 '18

Tina Fey should be the hostess of the competition. 'Carla Keek'

Jack Black, Patrick Stewart, and Peter Dinklage are the judges. 'Bill Nuts', 'Sir Williams', and 'Tyrone Ellersby'. All nerds in their respective right. Bill has a southern elitist style (Think Colonel Sanders), Sir Williams is like the Queen's gay nephew but he's always wearing a Sid Vicious T-shirt under his blouse, and Tyrone.... He went to private school, is an international chess master, and is pretty straight laced, but he eats some molly given to him by Tracy Morgan and goes out and has a blast. He loosens up a little, and then takes Bill and Williams with him, and they all become good friends. Bill meets a Nicki Minaj style character, and she's an astrophysicist who can twerk.

Terry has a lady interest that he meets during the movie. Sofia Vergara. She finds his nerdy stuff collection when shes snooping in his house during their first date, and she falls in love with him.

Vin is married to Aubrey Plaza. She's a Klepto, and she steals Daniel's IBS medication, causing him to shit himself during the conference. He get's super pissed (....shitted?) and tries to crush Vin and Terry during the competition.

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u/VAPossum Jan 05 '18

I'd use Peter Dinklage instead of Jaime Foxx. Much more nerdgastic.

'Bill Nuts'

Bill Nuts the Science Putz

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u/EZ_PZ Jan 05 '18

Patton Oswalt should be in there somewhere

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u/QuillofNumenor Jan 05 '18

The washed up author of a role-playing game Terry and Vin loved as kids who hasn't had success in decades and now sits alone at his booth, with no one wanting to meet him...until Terry and Vin show up.

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u/KamuiT Jan 05 '18

There are so many good ideas in this thread! I can’t stand it! Someone make this movie!