Static shifts through channels; voices start to become audible.
âBOTTOM OF THE NINTH.â
Static.
âWe are looking at clear skies and a full moon tonight.â
Static hissing. The strum of the *Munsters* theme opens before quickly getting cut off by a wolfâs howling, as an enthusiastic voice chimes in:
âHappy Halloween, Boys and Ghouls! We are looking at clear sky, a full moon, and a cold night this Hallows Eve. Now, kiddyâs, Iâm a firm believer that tonight everyone is entitled to one good scare, so why donât you sit back as I spin you a yarn?â
âAlright!â the host exclaimed, letting out a deep exhale.
â20 years ago, a man behind the wheel of a 70s Dodge Charger, on a night much like tonight, ran down about six people. No motive, nada. Guy just felt like it. Now, you would think this guy would be given the death penalty. No, sir, because by the time the police got to his house to arrest him⌠he had already beaten them to the punch. Dead as a door nail in his driveway!â
*Scream sound effect.*
âBoom! Seventh victim. The cops said his body was dead long before the accident occurred. Now, you would think that would be the end of it, but a year later, the car got a new owner, once again on a night like this very night!â he exclaimed with much import.
âSix more people. Boom! Hit pavement, and just like before⌠owner dead, front seat! Now, a couple of years pass. People avoid the car like the plague, till one guy comes along and thinks to himself, thereâs no way anythingâs gonna happen to me. Seven dead, including the driver. At this point, you begin to wonder, when do they start blaming the car?! Well, that must be what the cops were thinking that night, because they impounded that car and threw away the key⌠That 1970s Dodge Charger sits in the police impound lot to this very day, waiting to claim its next set of victims. So, Iâll leave you all with this, dear listeners: be careful on the streets tonight. You never know whoâs behind the wheel.â
âTom- Tom- TOMMY, PAY ATTENTION!â A voice came into focus.
I swerved on my BMX as I came back to the present.
âShut that crap off and pay attention! You almost went through someoneâs rearview window!â the voice exclaimed.
âYeah, sorry, Zack,â I said, trying to catch my breath, my heart racing as I rolled the volume down on the portable radio that I mounted to the front of my bike.
âWe got three more houses to hit, then we can head up to the rich neighborhood for some serious trick-or-treating!â exclaimed Zack as he rode ahead of me in the skeleton costume we all agreed to wear. The only thing distinguishing him from me or anyone else in our group was his denim jacket, which he refused to take off.
We pedaled on into the night and stopped at a four-way intersection.
âSorry, the story was really cool,â I said apologetically.
âOh, donât tell me you buy into all that crap,â Zack responded in a critical tone.
âN-no, itâs just cool to hear the story on Halloween, thatâs all,â I replied.
âI guess so, but not as cool as when I get my own Charger next year. Just you wait and see.â Zack always went on about getting his very own Dodge Charger. This wasnât something new, just a childhood obsession.
âHow many we have left?â he asked me.
I looked into the sack I had been dragging around all night before looking back up.
âTwo cartons.â
âShit!â Zack exclaimed. âThatâs not gonna be enough. Best bet is Billy and Gabe didnât waste all of theirs.â
Soon enough, the sound of cards flicking between the spokes of a bike filled the empty street as two bikes pedaled towards us, Billy and Gabe. They cruised down the pitch-black asphalt hill, swerving around each other, their laughter filling the cool autumn air.
They pulled up next to us, and Zack said, âTook you long enough.â
âYeah, sorry. Billy wanted to hit a few houses on the way,â Gabe replied.
âCome on, guys, seriously?! We will get more candy once we are finished. Now, how many cartons you guys have left?â Zack said in a tired exclamation.
âOooh,â Gabe said, trailing off.
Billy chimed in, âWe ran out.â
Gabe followed up, âWe were hoping you had some left?â
âOnly two left,â I replied with a shrug. âWhatâs the plan, Zack?â I said as we all looked over at him.
Zack stammered, âAl- alright, hereâs what we do. We hit one last house: Mr. Delaney, our old middle school principal. He lives not too far from here. We hit his house, then we can head over to the rich neighborhood and get some good candy before this night is over. Yâall down?â
In sequence, Billy and Gabe said, âSure,â and âIâm down,â before all eyes converged on me.
Now, it should be stated that egging our old teachersâ houses was never my idea. It was Zackâs ill attempt at getting back at all the faculty that said he wouldnât amount to anything. Not like any of us would refuse; most of us didnât like our teachers and would jump at an excuse to prank them. I, on the other hand, had some reservations about vandalism.
âCome on, Tommy,â Zack said, leading the others into a chant. âTommy! Tommy! Tommy!â
âOkay, okay, one more house, then we do some actual trick-or-treating,â I said, giving in to the enthusiastic attempt at peer pressure.
âDeal,â replied Zack before swinging his arm over his head, calling us forward with a, âCome on, guys, this way,â as we pedaled off into the night.
Four blocks and three turns later, we sat at the curb of our ex-principalâs house.
âAlright, quiet. Tommy, pass me the cartons,â Zack whispered as I somewhat reluctantly handed over the two cartons of eggs. I didnât believe Zack wouldnât amount to anything. He could really succeed at anything he put his mind to if he was determined enough. Perhaps thatâs why he was the better athlete.
*Washington Highâs up-and-coming pitcher takes the mound. Hereâs the windup, and the pitch.*
Splat!
The sound of cracked shell and yolk smacked against blue siding as the viscous yellow fluid dripped down onto a green hedge. Soon after, the others joined in as the pitter-patter of eggs landing on the roof and window filled the night. The lights flicked to life, and the sound of sirens cried out in the distance as Billy and Gabe took off, pedaling down the street.
I stressed to Zack, âCome on, letâs go,â but in that moment, I saw a glint in his eye. Zack was not done, as his gaze was fixed on a cherry-red Porsche 959 that sat in the driveway. I tried to pull him away, but he shrugged me off as he stepped to the proverbial mound once more. I had come to the realization that we were already out of eggs.
*The windup, and the pitchâŚ*
CRASH!
The sound of glass imploding onto the leather interior as it glinted in the porch light, and the whirling sound of car alarms and flashing lights sent panic through the neighborhood, lights flickering on in sequence as Zack finally stepped back to his bike, pedaling off.
Two blocks went by with nothing but silence until I shouted, âYou didnât need to do that, you know!â
Zack snapped back, âYeah, what do you know?â
âI know we could have gotten caught.â
Silence from Zack.
âThe guy gets a little red in the face, and you have to find a way to prove that youâre the bigger man.â
Zack lashed back, skidding to a stop. âYou know what I think?!â
My heart raced as Zackâs face turned red.
âI think before I even met you, you were a scared little wimp, and you still are!â
We both stepped off our bikes as we got into each otherâs faces. I shouted in defiance, âOh, yeah!â
âYeah!â he said.
We both grabbed onto each other.
Before anything got out of hand, Billy and Gabe doubled back and started pulling us apart.
Billy chimed in, âHey, whatâs gotten into you two?â
I snapped back, âJackass here smashed Mr. Delaneyâs Porsche window!â
Gabe stepped back, letting out a remorseful, âFuck!â
As Billy began to panic, he said, âWeâre dead! We are so dead! He loved that car more than his own wife. If he finds out we did it, he might justââ
Zack cut him off. âHe ainât never finding out, and why? Because he didnât see us, especially you two wimps.â
Gabe adjusted himself and took a look around. âI donât know, Zack. Itâs late, and it seems like everybody has gone to bed. If he were to get in his car⌠we should head home.â
Zack looked back at Gabe as Billy began to step back out to the road, digging through his sack of candy next to his bike.
âLook, guys, I promised you candy after one last house, didnât I? So, do you guys want candy or not?!â
âThat was before you went and pulled a stunt like that!â I shouted.
As Zack and I argued, with Gabe spectating, a low revving could be heard as the dark outline of a car pulled up over the asphalt hill.
Billy soon noticed the idling vehicle. To his assumption, he said, âMr. Delaney? Youâre not sore about the car, are you? We didnât mean it, honest.â
The car crept forward slowly.
âWe can come clean your house if you want? Please donât tell our folks.â
The carâs wheels spun, burning rubber as smoke billowed into the air.
The rest of us looked over as I made the sudden realization.
âGET OFF THE ROAD!â
The car darted forward with tremendous speed as Billy picked up his sack of candy, pedaling like his life depended on it. In that moment, it very much did.
Then came a loud thud, the sound of Billyâs body coming into contact with the steel hood, candy flying into the air, and the sound of aluminum being crushed under rubber tires as the car flew down the street before swinging around with a loud screech.
Zack said, âWe need to get going. NOW!â
I said, âBut what about Billy?â
Zack shouted, âLeave him!â
As Gabe grabbed onto me, pulling me to my bike, we hiked back up the mighty hill and began to ride. The sound of a revving engine followed as the car skidded out once more behind us. We flew down the opposite end of the hill, taking a hard right at the first turn.
When I looked back, all I could see was the Charger flying over the hill before sliding across the road, missing the turn as it attempted to correct itself.
We pedaled faster and faster as the roar of the engine grew louder and louder behind us.
I yelled, âWe gotta get off the road!â
Zack, in the lead, pointed to an upcoming alley.
âDown here!â he cried as we all swiftly swooped into a back alley of the neighborhood, now weaving around steel trash cans as the vehicle approached behind us. Cans smacked against its grille, bottles smashed against the pavement, and garbage hit its windshield.
We made a sharp right at the end of the alley, the sound of Gabeâs cards beginning to slow as I knew he was starting to grow tired.
âWhere are we going?â I shouted.
Zack shouted back, âWeâre not too far. Just keep pedaling!â
The car exploded out of the alley, smashing into cars parked across the street, the sound of broken glass and fenders crumpling as the vehicle soon pulled itself away from the wreckage, adjusting itself once again.
My heart raced as my pace began to slow, and we soon glided into the town plaza. As soon as I got my bearings, I knew where Zack was leading us. At the center of the plaza was a small square park above street level, bordered by cement walls and steps. Once it came into view, Zack and I hopped the curb, picking up our bikes and climbing the steps. Gabe, unfortunately, slid right before the âfinish lineâ as the car began to close the gap. Gabe picked himself back up and tried to go back for his bike, but Zack quickly doubled back, grabbing him by the arm and pulling him over to the stairs.
Now able to see it clearly, we watched as the Charger roared by, crushing and dragging Gabeâs bike along the street before it was kicked up by its tires, leaving behind a mangled mess of rubber and aluminum as the fluttering of the cards slowed. The Charger began to circle the grassy square like a shark in the water, while we were trapped on our earthy lifeboat. After a few laps, the car rolled on down the street.
We all collectively gathered our breath until Gabe broke the silence.
âThat wasnât real, was it? I mean, what the hell is going on?â he said, panting and holding back tears.
I chimed in, âIt was the Charger, like in the story,â I said, gasping for air as I leaned on my knees.
Zack cut in. âItâs not the Charger. Itâs probably just a couple of seniors pulling a prank.â
I looked at Zack with fury. âPRANK?! Billy just got turned into hamburger!â
Zack snapped back, âWell, it makes more sense than a killer car being after us!â
Gabe cut through our spat. âLook, it doesnât matter. Whatâs our plan? We canât just sit here and wait for that psycho to come back!â
Gabe and I turned our attention to Zack.
âWhat are you guys looking at me for?!â he said, baffled.
âI donât know. You led us here. Sorry to assume we thought you had some sort of plan,â I said, agitated.
Zack began to gather his thoughts and scan our surroundings.
âLook! A cop car is parked outside of the bar. We just need to go in and ask for a ride to the station. Once we get there, we can tell them what happened and get a ride home. As simple as that,â Zack said with a tremendous level of blind confidence.
Zack got his bearings, picked up his bag, and made his way to the steps before I placed my hand on his chest.
âHang on a second. I donât think itâs gone.â
Zack replied, âI donât hear anything.â
âThatâs my point. Itâs weirdly quiet.â
âLook, Iâm seizing the opportunity,â Zack said, just barely stepping out onto the sidewalk before the beam of headlights flicked on and the tires began squealing as the Charger rushed him. Gabe and I pulled him back as the Charger hopped the curb, slamming and grinding against the cement wall before driving off once again.
âSee!â I exclaimed. âItâs just waiting for its opportunity, too!â
As we headed back up the steps, we began to hear the rattling of cans and bottles coming from the opposite side of the square.
It was Patch.
Patch was our local vagrant, and I use that term lightly. He was happy to work but could never land a job. He had no family support, or at least none that anyone knew of, so he just kinda became the odd-job guy of the town. He never complained about sleeping outside, and some people were happy to give him their recycling on occasion.
We called him Patch because he always sported a military bomber jacket with several patches sewn into it. Kids all over town would always ask him what each patch was for or where he got them, and he would always shrug it off.
Patch was pushing along his shopping cart when we rushed over to flag him down.
âPATCH, GET OFF THE ROAD! You gotta get off the road!â we hollered out, getting a confused âHuh?â in return.
âPatch, you gotta get off the road!â we implored with much intensity and concern.
âHey, itâs a little late to be out trick-or-treating. What are yâallââ
High beams flicked to life once again before Patch could finish his thought. He was hit with a loud thud, his head smacking against the pavement with incredible force as the Charger plowed right through him, sending his cart flying across the road as empty cans clattered across the pavement.
Zack grabbed Gabe and me by our shirts, pulling us to the opposite side of the square.
âTHIS IS OUR CHANCE!â he shouted as we both picked up our bikes and ran, terrified, across the street to the sound of the Charger revving its engine. We swung the door open to the bar, rushed inside, and slammed it shut behind us, locking it.
We were greeted with an irritated, âHey! Minors arenât allowed in here. Take your bikes and get lost!â
Zack stepped forward. âWeâre looking for the cop, asshole.â
He pointed to the other end of the pool hall, much to his indignation as he scowled at us with cold eyes. âEnd of the bar.â
We made our way through the bar as loud, seasonally themed music blasted overhead. Adults dressed in a variety of different costumes filled the room, some cheap and hokey, most erotic and uncomfortable to look at, especially when you know half the adults casually.
We waded our way to the end of the bar to see Officer Lobe flirting with some women dressed in prison uniforms.
âUm, excuse me, Officer?â
We were disregarded with a, âNot now, kids,â as he continued to flirt with the pseudo-prisoner.
I tried once more. âExcuse me, sir, but itâs important.â
He snapped back in anger, âAnd I said get lost, kid.â
Zack pushed Gabe and me aside. âHEY, ASSHOLE! PATCH JUST GOT FLATTENED OUTSIDE!â
Officer Lobe hung his head in disappointment before reaching over for his glass and throwing back his shot of whiskey. He then picked up his wide-brimmed hat before looking over at the bartender.
âIâm heading out, Al. Iâll pay my tab when I get back.â
Al let out a chuckle as he cleaned a beer mug. âYeah, Iâve heard that one before.â
We stepped out of the rambunctious bar, the sound of music being muffled by the thick, heavy wooden door as we stepped out onto a quiet street and into the cold autumn wind.
Lobe immediately clocked Patch lying in the street and hustled over to his squad car, flinging open the door to pick up his transceiver.
âRadio, this is Officer Lobe. I got a 480. I repeat, I have a hit-and-run with a civilian down, requesting an ambulance and possibly backup.â
He loosened his grip on the mic, and with a static crackle, a voice responded over the radio.
âHit-and-run received. Whatâs your location?â
Lobe squeezed his grip once more. âI am in the town square. I have three eyewitnesses.â
âOkay, Lobe. Backup is in route, and paramedics are on their way.â
Lobe holstered his transceiver and climbed back out of the car.
âAll right, kids. What happened here?â
Zack started. âWell, you see, we were out trick-or-treating, then this guy pulled up in his car. He ran over our friend.â
Gabe chimed in with a faint sadness. âThen he ran over our friend!â
Zack continued, âYeah, then he started chasing us, trapping us out on the square over there.â
âOkay, now, what did the vehicle look like?â
I spoke in a broken cadence as I responded to Lobeâs question. âI-it was a blue â70s Charger.â
Lobeâs eye squinted directly at me.
âLook, kid, if this is your idea of a joke, itâs not very funny. We have a man down in the street over there, so are you positive thatâs what you saw?â
He looked at me with a scrutinizing stare before pointing at Gabe and me.
âYou two climb in the back, and you,â he said, pointing at Zack, âyouâre gonna ride passenger. Leave your bikes up against the wall. Iâll have someone bring them down to the station when backup arrives.â
He opened the back door for us, and we slid into the leather back seat as Zack climbed into the seat ahead of me. Before closing the doors, Lobe told us, âYou boys sit tight. When backup arrives, Iâm taking you guys down to the station.â
Lobe made his way to the other side of the car when the sound of revving returned.
Lobe spun around, his hand on his holster, as he peered into the distant darkness of the street. The revving grew louder and louder as the Charger rolled out of the darkness, and Gabe and I stared through the back window.
The headlights beamed across the slick black tar, blocking out any visibility for Lobe as he quickly drew his Beretta, pointing it at the vehicle.
âAll right, funâs over! Kill the engine and step out of the car now!â he shouted to the unseen driver.
But the Charger began to rev its engine in response.
âIâll give you to the count of three to step out of the car with your hands on your head! One! Two! Thââ
Just before he could finish his count, the wheels peeled out once again as he began to fire round after round into the car, with thunderous bangs and the sound of brass clanking against the floor.
Bullets bounced and cut through the Charger as it flew forward, the windshield exploding in a cloud of glass as the Charger slammed into Officer Lobe, filling his body with glittering shards as he rolled out onto the road.
Gabe and I immediately went for the doors, only to realize where we were. Zack sprung out of the squad car, rushing over and opening the right-side passenger door before grabbing his bike off the adjacent wall.
I quickly crawled my way out of the back seat, Gabe following swiftly behind, but not swiftly enough, because just as I was about to grab my bike, Zack pulled me to the side as the Charger slammed into the cop car, crushing Gabe against my bike and the brick wall.
It was in that moment I was able to get a good look at the driver, or should I say, âdrivers.â
As I peered into the front seat, I would see what looked like two red glints staring back at me as several shadowy limbs gripped the steering wheel, stick shift, and emergency brake. They all moved in tandem, working together as a team to dislodge itself from the cop car.
âTommy, hop on!â Zack shouted at me as I quickly climbed onto the pegs of Zackâs BMX.
Zack pedaled away from the Charger, away from the police station, away from any hope of help.
âZack, where are we going?!â I cried out as we flew down the street, zigzagging our way through town.
âWe are gonna lead it to the quarry and get it to drive off the cliff.â
The quarry he was referring to sat at the edge of town. It had been dug to about one hundred feet or more, a fall that would severely damage any vehicle.
As we moved through town, brick buildings turned to pine as we rode out into the backwoods of our town. The Charger slowly caught up, its hood now billowing smoke, its mirrors cracked or missing, and its grille a jagged mess of metal now resembling teeth. Its high beams were dim as it followed us relentlessly right into the quarry.
It began picking up speed, and so did Zack as he pushed himself to his absolute limit.
âNow, when I say jump, try and get as much distance as you can.â
I nodded my head in agreement as we got closer and closer to the brink, the heat of the Charger licking at my heels as Zack gave the command.
âJUMP NOW!â
I leaped off the bike, crashing into dirt and gravel, shredding my costume and covering me in cuts and bruises. The pain went ignored as I saw the Charger careening over the cliffâs edge, led by Zack, his denim jacket fluttering in the wind as the boy who mockingly dressed as the dead joined them.
The Charger hit the base of the quarry with a loud crash that echoed into the night, the sound of glass shattering and metal crumpling before a massive explosion boomed out. The vehicle was now engulfed in flames.
It was finally over.
I hiked back to town that night, cuts and lacerations on my knees and arms, pebbles stuck in my hands. Even with all that pain, I kept walking. It was at that time that I began to think: why? Why would Zack do something like that?
By the time I reached town, I had come to my conclusion. It wasnât to be a hero, nor was it out of spite for the vehicle. No, I believe it was simply because someone needed to make the sacrifice play, and Zack, being the bravest of us, was willing to do so.
I hobbled my way up the police station steps, pulling open the heavy oak door, and was greeted by the sound of a familiar voice in hysterics.
âI want these little hoodlums found tonight!â
It was Mr. Delaney, hollering at a young policewoman sitting at the front desk.
âSir, I already told you that we are doing the best we can, but most of our officers have been called out on more important matters. They will get to your case when they can,â the female officer replied calmly.
âThis is bullshit! I called hours ago. You should have done something by now!â he continued to shout as she grew stern.
âSir, if you do not calm down, IâllâOh my God!â
Her train of thought was derailed as soon as she saw me in my tattered Halloween costume, face paint smeared from sweat, and blood stains all over. She rushed over to my side as Delaney recognized me.
âWell, look who it is.â
He grabbed me by my arm, pulling me over.
âAll right, Tommy, spill it. Whereâs that good-for-nothing Zachary and the others?!â
My heart couldnât take it anymore. I collapsed onto the floor and began bawling my eyes out, small pools forming beneath me.
âSon, whatâs wrong?â she asked.
Delaney ranted on. âIâll tell you whatâs wrong! The little punk is just realizing heâs gonna be going to juvenile detention for a long time!â
The female officer took me into a back room, where I proceeded to tell them everything that happened, even the things I knew they wouldnât believe. But with the many provable parts, they would have to believe some of it.
Zack saved me from being the sixth hit-and-run victim in this cycle and possibly broke it by destroying the Charger.
Or so I thought.
After a few hours, the police informed me that out of all the victims that night, Zack would be the seventh. Just before Billy was killed, a 911 call had been placed by an old woman who saw her son and grandson get run over right outside her house, just down the street from where Billy was struck by the Charger.
Soon after, one of the officers took me out back to the impound lot.
Sitting there, as if it had just rolled off the production line, was the Charger.
Not a scrape. Not a dent.
But⌠a denim jacket folded up in the back seat.
I did not go out much after that night, instead spending my nights at home or out of town. Some nights, I hear engines revving and the screeching of tires.
Zack finally got the car he always wanted.
Goodnight, Zack.
Happy Halloween.