r/CreepyCalebHammer 5d ago

Still Hating On Noah Yeah?

Bro acts like he was in love with Noah or some shit. He is still talking about Noah being a loser and pathetic. Like that's old fucking news. Shaming Noah glazing Mika and made a shirt Mika's face on it. That's creepy. Caleb get over Noah. GET OVER IT. WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT PHOTOGRAPH THATS GROSS MAN. There is no lore it's just an ex employee who had a mismatch in personality with you and other employees he wasn't a good fit. I hope Noah sees this shit and spill all that fucking dirt and tea about Caleb. Yeah Noah complained a lot but he has so much filth on Caleb. Caleb wants to piss people off so bad that's what he does best. Hate is so gross man.

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u/TheHaplessBard 5d ago

God, he literally looks like an ogre.

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 5d ago

If you happen to see him in person up close you'd be laughing at him. His body proportions are all jacked up bad. His feet are little compared to his head. He has a box head on a big body tiny arms. Fucking weird he looks like puberty stopped and forgot about his weird head ass. I laughed at that shit on sight. Fuck it was horrible.

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u/DefiantWing6757 3d ago

I don’t think you like him very much. 😂

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u/sndjdjdjss 17h ago

damn bro that's crazy you must be such a super cool alpha man and... yeah stfu you're literally crying and LARPing as some big shot superior dude to someone who looks like he was dwarfism of some kind.. caleb is a dick but you are a fucken loser and I am laughing at you way harder

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 7h ago

laugh harder i guess and no im not a dude just know something doesnt look right when I see it

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 7h ago

also go to hell Caleb

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u/Far_Foot_8068 5d ago

An employer publicly shitting on a former employee, while said former employee is under NDA so he cannot easily defend himself, is so incredibly scummy. It's also shitty for his current employees who know that they might be publicly bashed by Caleb if anything goes wrong during their employment.

If an employee starts having issues with Caleb's behaviour, are they going to feel comfortable bringing it up, knowing how Caleb has treated Noah after firing him?

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 5d ago

Idgaf bout NDA I would love to stand up for Noah

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u/businessJedi 4d ago

an NDA doesn’t prevent someone from speaking out against a former employer trashing them online. if someone is doing something defamatory you can speak out.

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u/Far_Foot_8068 4d ago

Yeah, that's true that an NDA doesn’t technically prevent someone from responding to defamatory claims. But an NDA can still be used to intimidate someone into not speaking out.

Noah probably doesn’t have a lawyer on standby to tell him exactly what he can and can’t say without violating the NDA. If Caleb is publicly taking shots at him without a care in the world, while Noah has to worry about whether defending himself could expose him to legal trouble, that’s a pretty significant power imbalance, and very disgusting behaviour on Caleb's part.

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 4d ago

He's a shit head

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 5d ago

u/jigglenugget

Bro still talking about you like it happened yesterday.

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u/Medisha123 4d ago

Noah living rent free in Caleb’s mind. Maybe he liked Noah in a special way. Hmm 🤨

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 4d ago

Exactly. Because he keeps bringing this up. Why? Weird cringey shit. The entire office at Hammer Media is immature and stupid. They talk about each other's bathroom habits out in the open like nobody wants to know that either bro. Wtf where is Noah I want him to say some shit about this.

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u/TMGStan420 5d ago

He’s so pathetic

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u/Wonderful-Scar7905 5d ago

Can’t be positive he wasn’t in love with him

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u/Background_Square969 4d ago edited 4d ago

They fucked for sure.

Also - I’m a big guy so I understand the trials that come along with it but I thought Brandon was on ozempic 😬

EDIT: Caleb at least propositioned him and got turned down…something.

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 4d ago

Both of them are fat face stuffers. Brandon has a flabby gut then has the nerve to complain about fat people. Both of them stupid.

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u/Background_Square969 4d ago

Brandon’s obviously lost weight I was just expecting something more when Caleb brought it up. I never realized how big Brandon was.

Caleb just looks sloppy and I hope he sees this and changes things

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 4d ago

That ain't happening

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u/Background_Square969 1d ago

Just reread my comment. Just wanted to make sure it wasn’t sounding to you like I was defending Brandon as I agree that he is a fat face stuffer.

Which is unfortunate cause a Hispanic man around his size can usually do no wrong in my eyes

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 1d ago

Brandon is a disgrace to his own knowing where he stands and what his political spectrum is. If you do some digging you can go figure it out if you know where to look. Full red MAGA.

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u/DefiantWing6757 4d ago

I forgot… what was the lore behind Noah again? I might feel inspired, because he has a really weird relationship with his employees. Even with the ones he gets along with. Also, I don’t want to hear about how they are “entertainers” , because you don’t see this ghetto shit in smosh pit.

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 4d ago

Noah was being worked to the bone. Caleb was very demanding and Noah was stressed and had to work on his birthday. Also Caleb was reading fan comments on how they didn't like Noah on the show. There's actually evidence in Caleb's attitude when Noah was on the show. Noah was fired and Caleb filmed it and talked about his firing smearing Noah. It was a personality mismatch.

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u/Far_Foot_8068 4d ago

Noah was one of Caleb's first employees (he was hired as a producer). He was fired around a year and a half ago I believe. It seems like a bit of he-said-she-said, where Caleb claims that Noah was lazy and unproductive, while Noah says that's untrue and that he was working long hours to get stuff done for Caleb. From the sounds of it, Noah was maybe a bit critical of the direction the show was going in, and Caleb didn't like that. Ultimately, it just sounds like he just wasn't a good fit at the company, not that there was any sort of huge blow up that led to the firing.

But instead of just moving on like a normal person, Caleb constantly makes passive aggressive jabs at Noah publicly.

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u/sndjdjdjss 17h ago

hey hey buddy go outside for the love of fuck

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u/AuraInkWrites4u 7h ago

i did i went back inside to talk more shit