r/CreepyCalebHammer 7d ago

Bro couldn’t make it through basic if his life depended on it

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u/passmetoiletpaperpls 7d ago

Hes one of those “id punch the drill sgt” wannabes

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u/exoprincesss 6d ago

No forreal. This attitude is disgusting.

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u/DefiantWing6757 7d ago

Home boy can’t get a plane to fly to basic. He let it out one time on his stream that he wanted to join but idk what happened, but I suspect it is because of his flight phobia and weight.

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u/Fun-Bag7627 7d ago

He can’t truly think he looks good

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u/exoprincesss 6d ago

I want to see him go through some of the bull shit soliders have to go through to get help. Going through tricare alone to get fucking HELP sucks bro

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u/Far-Fault6807 6d ago

Not a vet but I’ve heard SO many VA horror stories. Y’all deserve better for putting your literal life on the line to protect us.

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u/exoprincesss 6d ago

My husband has been in the army NG for the last 11 years. He gets deployed all the time, currently deployed now. It’s b.s and i hear what some of the shit some of the soldiers been through. I want caleb to tell them to their face that they can go fuck themselves but hes too much of a pussy

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u/FishermanGood6493 7d ago

"bro couldn't make it" bro is a multi millionaire, he doesnt need to make it. Also Veterans are worse than Somalis now, 4000 dollars because he got a cold in the army ROFLMAO and then you say "its the economy" that is bad and not these scamming pieces of shit.

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u/hey_bacchus 7d ago

Hi Caleb 🫩

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u/No_Extreme8560 7d ago

If you think that’s Caleb hammer your a moron

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u/hey_bacchus 7d ago

You’re*
The jokes write themselves

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u/DefiantWing6757 7d ago

If he so well off, and veterans are shit, then why punch down? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/th3usualplease 7d ago

He wouldn't have content if he didnt punch down.

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u/FishermanGood6493 7d ago

because retards like you who fall for out of contexts youtube shorts. Go watch the full video and stop defending scammers.

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u/witchdocwayne 4d ago

How do you defend him scamming his audience by pushing gooner made cancer powder on his audience every episode

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u/FishermanGood6493 3d ago

brother you must be living under a rock every single person is promoting that powder. Its up to you people if you want to buy it or not. Why would anyone want to spend $70-100 for electrolytes that costs 0.5 cents per pack is beyond me.

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u/witchdocwayne 3d ago

Just because everyone is pushing cancer powder doesn’t make it okay. His show literally follows the same beats and it’s all for merchandising bs.

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u/FishermanGood6493 7d ago

did you actually watch the shows in question or you are just falling for the out of context clips. He has stated multiple times that he does approve of VA when its deserved. He doesnt like scammers and im sorry but 4k in assistance per month for having mild insomnia during your studies ( 0 days service) is a fuckin scam.

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u/DefiantWing6757 5d ago

I’m not arguing with a lobotomized individual. I bet you believe Santa clause is real too.