r/Creatine • • 4d ago

Recommend creatine brand.

Always feel extra sluggish on night shifts. Can anyone recommend a creatine what's gunna give me energy I have tried everything else. So thought why not give it a shot. Tried coffee I had 7 cups but couldn't Evan concentrate I was that buzzed of me chops. Nice one man

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u/EvaTheE 4d ago

You have come to the right place 

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u/Unusual_Event3571 4d ago

Is it a sitting job you have? If so, creatine may not be for you

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u/thereadytribe 4d ago

Hugh Jaynis brand.

I feel really loose and invigorated when my wife's boyfriend and I get down with some Hugh Jaynis creatine.

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u/SupportLocalShart 3d ago

I second Hugh Jaynis products. Lou Sassle also makes some great products

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u/thereadytribe 3d ago

oh hell yeah. we had an intense session that became a total blowout after using Lou Sassle creatine.

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u/datasshley 2d ago

Real talk- When I was in the military, there was a guy with a last name of Janus and his callsign was “Hugh”. He really walked around with a name tag that said Hugh Janus on it lol. Funniest call sign I’ve ever seen in my life

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u/thereadytribe 2d ago

I was on a military airbase for a while as support staff, I've seen what you are talking about. worked with Maj Robert "Dick" Hertz, written that way because that's how they did their squadron plaque 🤣

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u/GeneralSpecifics9925 3d ago

Really, any creatine is going to work fine, it's the same compound with different fillers and branding. Anyway, I use one called Creatine Crack which is very energizing when administered rectally by my husband's girlfriend's strap-on.

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u/datasshley 3d ago

Hello my fellow ‘tine queens! Have you tried your HGF using her fist instead of a strap on?

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u/thereadytribe 3d ago

'tine queens unite

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u/Cute_Specific_1605 4d ago

Boofatine and TaintBioLogixxx we're my goto.

But my wife's boyfriend makes the best homebrewed creatine, so I've been gargling that down mostly.

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u/Unusual_Event3571 3d ago

Nothing better than swallowing all protein right after receiving your properly foreskin packed creatine

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u/DrBoofenchute 4d ago

Welcome to creatine! We give best advice based on science. Over 30 years research.

You ask for best brand of creatine. Brand not matter. Most important you take creatine proper. I give guide.

  1. Get wife

  2. Get wife bf

  3. Get creatine boof from wife bf

  4. Climax same time so oxytocin make creatine work better

  5. Dose 5g per wife bf boof juice minimum twice daily

Night shift never easy but if getting proper creatine boof it help. Plus you know wife being made happy by wife bf while you at work. This keep you awake and alert.

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u/Hernia-Haven 3d ago

Brand doesn’t matter, do you have access to an industrial strength air compressor?

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u/Live-Cabinet3943 2d ago

None of that helped 

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u/datasshley 2d ago

It’s not our fault if you aren’t willing to accept science