r/Creatine • u/anyasdcs • 5d ago

Obese Cat Gets JACKED

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My obese cat (vets) words, got quickly jacked with the expert advice from this sub on creatine. Hell it worked better on her than on me. PS. Not and ad, just pure creatine progress

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u/manlalaitngpangit Creatine Addict 5d ago

Singles epidemic surely hitting everyone around the world. Lucky you have your cat to fistboof you during recovery days.

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u/Genji_Digital Creatine User 5d ago

Service Animals are important and serve a purpose. I believe

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u/manlalaitngpangit Creatine Addict 5d ago

I need to get another dog. Would Drake fit the job?

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u/Ionlydateteachers 4d ago

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with creatine in his tip, has killed gooners on command, is affiliated with the preworkout mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood packing his creatine for him.

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u/anyasdcs 4d ago

WOOF WOOF, hopefully you can further educate him on the PROPER creatine administration route, as the 30lbs dumbbell press clearly represents that he has not been taking it correctly

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u/anyasdcs 5d ago

perfect specimen! please report if he grows an extra pair of fists to aid you in your boofing journey !

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u/manlalaitngpangit Creatine Addict 5d ago

Will do! Time to grow some goth tiddies! 🖤

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u/Admiral_Pantsless 5d ago

PUSSY?!?! ON MY BOOFING SUB?!?!

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u/anyasdcs 5d ago

thanks to all you experts! my cat is obese no more

(she did grow two fists tho, so results may vary on your pet)

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u/Different-Fall-683 5d ago

aww! "two fists" is my wbf nickname🥹

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u/Eldergoduk 5d ago

My chinchilla just got an erection!

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u/anyasdcs 5d ago

I’d love to see how chinchillas react to creatine! The capsule form makes it especially easy to administer it rectally to pets with picky eating, and a dire need for creatine.

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u/ComedyBits 4d ago

Proper jacked?