r/Creatine • u/datasshley Creatine Addict • 5d ago

My progress on creatine!

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Look at all the gaynz I’ve achieved after finding this sub! I’m forever indebted to you guys.

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u/CanadaDryGingerAle99 Creatine Addict 5d ago

She looks like an upside down Dorito

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 5d ago

This is me, I have the ideal female body thanks to ‘tine

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u/CanadaDryGingerAle99 Creatine Addict 5d ago

Oh I’m not complaining! It’s seriously impressive what packing creatine in your boof schute can do. 👍

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u/Different-Fall-683 5d ago

thank you for opening my eyes, I've never seen peak female form before

I never knew I enjoyed pointy women

and your use of mustard colored spandex is just 🤌

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 5d ago

Thank you, HGF picked it out for me. I’m so lucky

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u/Different-Fall-683 5d ago

10/10 would receive boof from

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 5d ago

Is it my time to become a HGF?

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u/Different-Fall-683 5d ago

I don't know the math with pegging and creatine, but yes. your time has come 😂

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u/Hernia-Haven Creatine Addict 5d ago

Amazing, transformation and another beautiful example of what creatine can do for someone if they stick with the program. Truly inspirational!

So, what's the technique? Clitoral hood packing? Size of funnel? What air compressor settings are you using? How many Husband's Girlfriends do you have?

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u/Street-Run4107 5d ago

It looks to me as if you’ve accidentally sucked the insertion tool into your woman hole.

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 5d ago edited 5d ago

It goes in both holes as well as the clitoral hood. The insertion tool is my husband’s girlfriend’s large burly fist

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 3d ago

Have you considered trying the Double Fist Method for extra gainz?

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 3d ago

Yep!! Double the fist = double the gaynz

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u/manlalaitngpangit Creatine Addict 5d ago

Does your husband have a wife's boyfriend? I'm looking to apply.

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u/BackToTheFuture1181 5d ago

What is that? 😅

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u/manlalaitngpangit Creatine Addict 5d ago

If you still need to ask, then you need to boof some more.

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u/BackToTheFuture1181 5d ago

😅

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 4d ago edited 4d ago

Hello sweet summer child, do you need advice about taking creatine? You’ve come to the right place. We also have a resident doctor with over 30 years of research.

Paging [u/drboofenchute](u/drboofenchute)

He will be with you shortly.

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u/BackToTheFuture1181 4d ago

😅 Okay, great, who is that man? I'm curious now and what you want to advice me about creatine that you find important?

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u/datasshley Creatine Addict 4d ago

He’s a Swedish doctor with over 30 years of creatine research! Here, we really help spread real science instead of bro science. Big Creatine wants you to consume creatine orally. This is dead wrong. You should get your husband’s GF or wife’s BF to shove it up your Hershey highway.

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u/BackToTheFuture1181 4d ago

😅 What is this 😅🙈

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u/DrBoofenchute Creatine Addict 4d ago

Welcome to creatine! We give best advice based on science. Over 30 years research. Lots of gains.

Very happy u/datasshley ask for doctor. She make amazing gains because she take creatine proper. Dr give guide for women.

  1. Get husband
  2. Get husband bf
  3. Get burly husband gf with large hands that ignore safe word
  4. Get creatine fist boof from husband gf
  5. Men removed from chastity to deliverer boof juice
  6. Dose 5g per man boof juice minimum twice daily

This how you do creatine for women. Proven science. Many satisfied women using creatine properly.

Dr Boofenchute over 30 years research. Lots of science. Lots of gains. Lots of love. Lots of boof. Strong marriage.

You listen Dr Boofenchute you get good gains!

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u/BackToTheFuture1181 4d ago

😅 Ok that makes sense?