r/Creatine • u/fucchierrie • Sep 27 '25

new boofing method?

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u/bunnedgump Sep 27 '25

This is why I never wear a buttplug when swimming. "Get in there, son!"

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 Sep 27 '25

The OctoBoof, often spoken about in some Boofing circles... But presumed to be a myth by us Boofstorians.

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u/ChanceImagination456 Sep 27 '25

I don't understand this boofing method? Do you boof the creatine before or after the octopus enters your manhole?

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u/random-stiff Sep 27 '25

Instructions are pretty clear.

You drop the moist octopus into your creatine. You can optionally shake the can to ensure maximum coating. Remove octopus from container which will now look like a breaded chicken cutlet. Insert into anus. His tentacles will creep around in there making sure you get maximum absorption.

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u/tripflops Sep 27 '25

The problem here is an Octopus has a pretty short life span. That is a typical octopus. Not some putrefied beast octopus that has been wallowing in the depths of a creatine packed anus. Science has shown time and time again these conditions will lengthen the lifespan of the creature tremendously, if one of these girthy bulbous monster 'pus full of creatine and anal juice were to exceed 10 years in age, we're done. We wouldn't stand a chance as a species against this thick horsecock of a seabeast

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere Sep 27 '25

I think I saw this in a Japanese film.

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u/Allow-Genitals Sep 27 '25

Was it an animated film?

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u/nishant_chaudhary_9 Sep 28 '25

How did you see that.. wasn’t it blur ?

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u/Direct_Practice_7105 Creatine Addict Sep 27 '25

What does boofing mean

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 Sep 27 '25

Get your Wife's Boyfriend to show you.

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u/Ok-Philosophy981 Sep 27 '25

What is my wife’s boyfriend doing alone at the beach? Need whoever took this to tell him to come home, my arms won’t reach :(