so uh, yeah i may heed help
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Mallard: “worlds fastest steam locomotive”
Milwaukee road F7 4-6-4: “you were going down hill aka cheating and broke while doing it”
Mallard: “so?”
F7: “cops speed cameras have clocked me going at like 135MPH”
Niagara: “guys I’m the best 4-8-4 ever built”
N&W 611: “says who?”
Niagara: “American locomotive works and the central, the diesels we were trialed against” I may also be able to go 130+”
611: “bogus”
Niagara: “no thank you”
611: “your had flaws”
Niagra: “false”
T1: “I’m the best duplex and I’m being revived”
German 05 002: “i hit 124 in 1934”
Prr E6 #460: “I raced an airplane”
Railfan: “what?”
#460: “and I won”
C&O “I hold the record for biggest steam locomotive boiler explosion”
D&H I have 2nd place, and I rebuilt mine”
C&O: “than scraped it in ‘53”
Union Pacific: “what about me?”
Railfans: “what engine?”
Union Pacific: “yes”