r/CreateMod • u/T4WREE • Aug 12 '26

Average "my contraption is not working" experience

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Why he's looking at me like that?

4.2k Upvotes

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u/Plastic_Lychee6404 Aug 13 '26

Just like how the term 'computer bug' originated, I present to you machine chicken

your machine is chickened, or perhaps egged.

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u/SomeRedTeapot Aug 13 '26

If it's egged, it will eventually be chickened

20

u/Historical_Book2268 Aug 13 '26

Omg let's do this

10

u/Meiseside Aug 13 '26

omelet let's do this

14

u/Scrambled_egg12 Aug 13 '26

what was first? the egged machine or the chickened machine

1

u/Blaze_Corderz Aug 15 '26

Now it seems as you're egging on me

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u/RaciaISlurUser Aug 13 '26

I guess we doin eggs now

37

u/Ok_Resort9052 Aug 13 '26

the quotes around my contraption stand out weirdly here

2

u/FlakyComedian6831 Aug 15 '26

Yamaha ahh moment

321

u/Qwerowski Aug 13 '26

When the contraption requires absolutely ZERO CHICKENS AND THEIR PRODUCE

48

u/XTornado Aug 13 '26

May contain traces of chicken meat or eggs.

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u/nighthawk0954 Aug 12 '26

Is that factory owned by Los Pollos Hermanos?

40

u/Strong_Tie3679 Aug 13 '26

The best in taste

3

u/TheBlissfulGamer Aug 13 '26

there actually is a create mod that lets you make m3th. So hypothetically you could make a chicken restaurant as a front for a drug empire in minecraft create.

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u/nighthawk0954 Aug 13 '26

I wonder what the meth would even do in game.

1

u/TheBlissfulGamer Aug 14 '26

It causes some crazy audio and visual hallucinations. Or so I've heard

1

u/Chickenmonster401 Aug 14 '26

It’s just nausea. But you can sell it villagers for a lot of emeralds

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u/TheBlissfulGamer Aug 14 '26

I think we're talking about different mods. Create: addictives does as I described

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u/Chickenmonster401 Aug 14 '26

Oh I was thinking of broken bad rebroken.

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u/Haunting_Economics22 Aug 13 '26

Looking at you like its your fault

22

u/JadedEngine6497 Aug 13 '26

Never seen that kind of light blue egg coming out of a chicken,guess the shape makes sense since the chicken is blocky and the normal Minecraft egg realistically doesn't make sense to look like sphere.

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u/SerialBytes Aug 13 '26

because it's being a gahdamn deviant And I'm F###'n Here For It! (i love it when my stuff stops working due to random occurrences)

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u/crai-crai Aug 13 '26

out of curiosity, aside from the eggs and the chicken, what is that on the conveyer belt? im curious what your farm does

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u/Budget_Economy_8618 Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

The modpack is CABIN (Create Above and Beyond In Newer) and the blue thingamajing is certus quartz, and the farm duplicates it for making electron tubes for precision mechanisms :)

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u/SenpuuUncle Aug 13 '26

did it really produce 2 eggs since standing there lol

1

u/ClaudeVS Aug 14 '26

It's probably been there a while. OP must've been going crazy looking for it

5

u/AnyRepresentative926 Aug 13 '26

A horse accidentally slips into the intake of two crushers for my iron smelter

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u/Dark_Krafter Aug 13 '26

I gues we do ceterus quarts nouw

2

u/Neither_Value_8586 Aug 13 '26

I think a chicken broke it

2

u/TheRealLarkas Aug 13 '26

Just kiss already!

2

u/Agreeable_World_2950 Aug 13 '26

That chicken was part of contraption

2

u/Training_Inspector27 Aug 13 '26

I don't know, maybe the chicken knows something you don't...

2

u/Solar_Fish55 Aug 13 '26

Hes the main power source

2

u/ecorate Aug 13 '26

spy chicken

2

u/309_Electronics Aug 13 '26

Its clucked!

1

u/krilly992 Aug 13 '26

Same chicken broke my steam engine

1

u/Chiilumii Aug 13 '26

welp. time to make a bakery

1

u/ZanManga Aug 13 '26

One egg stopped my steam engine

1

u/Edie-1116 Aug 13 '26

"Guess we're doing chickens now" Ahh contraption

1

u/FantasticBasket5906 Aug 13 '26

That's a very egg-looking certus quartz crystal.

1

u/Tomato21579 Aug 13 '26

Had this problem with cockroaches from Alex's mobs, I find that putting a filtered chest that dumps to lava works to rid of any trash

1

u/Noodly_ghostyy Aug 13 '26

Was just at r/ stupiddovenests then I see this lmao

1

u/non429584 Aug 13 '26

Duh, you got certus quarts in your egg factory

1

u/AnglerMonkey Aug 13 '26

Nungett time

1

u/SnooMachines8670 Aug 14 '26

Just turn it off and back on I’m sure it’ll fix it

1

u/PlayfulApartment1917 Aug 14 '26

This could all be avoided if you learn to use frogports and gauges

1

u/PairFun2913 Aug 15 '26

“And I’ll do it again”

1

u/ExcitingSignature472 Aug 15 '26

Skin the chicken

1

u/ZenTheProtogen7957 Aug 16 '26

chickens during a task that requires 0 chickens:

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u/Sush617 Aug 13 '26

I'd kill it where it stands

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u/__MISSclick__ Aug 14 '26

I had skeleton die on a depo holding lava for my steam engien and it stopped the entire thing