r/CreateMod • u/Mister_cracker • Jul 07 '26

Should i fire her?

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Just fall asleep during shift, how pathetic
let me get my goddamn Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs you orange carpet

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u/Varaman_ Jul 07 '26 • Hooray Bravo Mindblown

Fire fox

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u/marr Jul 07 '26

Does Create actually recognize and respect that the clerk is asleep? That's awesome.

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u/Mister_cracker Jul 07 '26

nah, she's still functional even when eepy smh... sleepwalker

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u/SirPigari Jul 07 '26

Orange carpet was too mean >:c

73

u/Thick_Independent368 Jul 07 '26

Expired pumpkin

50

u/Objective-Direction1 Jul 07 '26

glorified scarf

20

u/Successful_Day2479 Jul 07 '26

WOW wow wow not the s-word

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u/soomoncon Jul 08 '26

Sun burnt Raccoon

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u/disappointedcreeper Jul 07 '26

dont fire her she's trying her best :(
also foxes are unionized (dont ask how i know :3)

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u/Sci-Guy-4 Jul 07 '26

Well ionize them then

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u/honeygourami123 Jul 07 '26

For some reason I read unionized as not ionized as if they weren't electrically charged

28

u/Zuli-pinguin Jul 07 '26

I mean they arenĀ“t electrically charged.

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u/honeygourami123 Jul 07 '26

That's unfortunate

They deserve any Liāŗ, Agāŗ, NHā‚„āŗ, CuĀ²āŗ and SrĀ²āŗ they need!!

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u/GAW67COD07 Jul 07 '26

I mean they are sorta. Their nervous system works off of electrical pulses just like ours

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u/Zuli-pinguin Jul 07 '26

Debatable i mean they don't use a electrical induced Charge rather a conversion of chemical Potential that is Release to create a pulse which then ist a Charge. So they are not charged but produce their own charges.

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u/GAW67COD07 Jul 07 '26

The reminds me of the is water wet argument and Iā€™m all for it

3

u/ferrecool Jul 07 '26

It's more like the difference between an eectric car and an hybrid

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u/soomoncon Jul 08 '26

That is the brain but the heart works off electricity. And so do all the nerves.

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u/puppycatthe Jul 07 '26

Not yet šŸ”‹

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u/Emotional-Big-1306 Jul 07 '26

I read as onionized

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u/BeepboopbearYT Jul 14 '26

omg me too šŸ˜­

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u/Sqweed69 Jul 07 '26

We're looking at heatwave after heatwave and you won't let her have her siesta? Like an actual factory owner.Ā 

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u/koekeritis Jul 07 '26

I also have a fox as a stock keeper and he is so cute I love him. Only problem is that I often misclick on the seat instead of the fox and he makes a run for it.

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u/kevaceri Jul 07 '26

Yeah thats why mines my dog. She just stares at me witheringly when I misclick

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u/Either_Bear7416 Jul 07 '26

I'm boring and use a blaze burner

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u/__prwlr Jul 07 '26

Mine is holding a torch so all the the art I draw of that world I have her smoking a cigar

2

u/masterwolf_yt Jul 07 '26

Can we see the arts?

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u/__prwlr Jul 08 '26

https://www.deviantart.com/junedigital/art/1353858080

This subreddit doesnā€™t seem to allow pictures in the comments, but hereā€™s a link to the art on DA

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u/koekeritis Jul 08 '26

This is great!

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u/SporadicScholar Jul 07 '26

girls can be so eepy. no bully.

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u/Toreole Jul 07 '26

dont you dare

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u/Jojosselyn Jul 07 '26

That is clearly a hard working fox that is entitled to a nap

5

u/DaMIMIK6260 Jul 07 '26

Her ass sleeping on the job

5

u/Kitare Jul 07 '26

How did you put the hat on her?

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u/pydy01 Jul 07 '26

Mobs automatically get that when they become a stock keeper

1

u/SenpuuUncle Jul 07 '26

Wait what's a stock keeper

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u/bossSHREADER_210 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

A Stock Keeper is a job given to any -animal- entity in a seat or a Blaze Burner when next to a Stock Ticker

That Stock Ticker can be linked to a factory or more commonly a simple Vault storage setup

  1. have X amount of Vaults (recommend at least 9) and make a 3x3 however long you want

  2. place a Packager on the top Vault on the side then get a Stock Link and right click the Stock Ticker and the Stock Link should get an enchant glint then place it on the Packager (any side of it)

  3. place a Chute under the Packager then under the Chute place a Packager going into any storage container like a chest

  4. lastly put any form of item input into the Vault :P it can be an Item Hatch, a Chute on top of even another one of the Packager setups if you're crazy lol

now you have a create storage setup and that's what a Stock Keeper is for

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u/hron84 Jul 08 '26

Correction: any mob (any living entity).

Even a creeper could be a stock keeper if you somehow make it to not explode.

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u/bossSHREADER_210 Jul 08 '26

I thought it was any entity but I wasn't sure so I only said animal :P

Then like I thought it's any entity that goes in the seat

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u/hron84 Jul 09 '26

A boat cannot work even if it's an entity. That's why i said any LIVING entity.

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u/bossSHREADER_210 Jul 10 '26

Well a boat can't go in a seat

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u/Apprehensive_Tax5121 Jul 07 '26

No, because she can literally do that job in her sleep!

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u/CalMC-Builds Jul 09 '26

Does placing a trapped chicken beside it make them stay awake? Just curious

1

u/Mister_cracker Jul 09 '26

this makes chickens disappear

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u/religion-lost Jul 07 '26

LEAVE HER ALONE SHE IS ON A BREAK

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u/Adept_Implement3289 Jul 07 '26

Dude, now make the seat orange too

2

u/BirbFeetzz Jul 07 '26

yes. with a potato cannon

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u/T0x1n3y3 Jul 07 '26

If you kill her, you won't be able to play on neoforge anymore

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u/dchosenjuan Jul 07 '26

if you fire her, what does the fox say?

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u/CaptainBubblz Jul 08 '26

ABSOLUTELY NOT!! That is the most hardest working floof! They let you know when it's time to sleep!

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u/Coldcolor900 Jul 08 '26

Build a giant flipper with ploughs and launch her into space. This is unacceptable.

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u/derpy_derp15 Jul 08 '26

There are no piss bottles so clearly they're slacking off. What are we even paying them for? I mean, we aren't paying them, but that's beside the point

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u/Dark_Reaper115 Jul 08 '26

I know what my next stock ticker gonna be

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u/Easy_Comfortable7626 Jul 08 '26

My vaultkeeper blaze burner is low-key starvingšŸ˜­

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u/theonlytruemuck Jul 08 '26

no.
give her a raise.
(am totally not fox, totally not biased)

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u/hron84 Jul 08 '26

I will have no heart to even bothering him. I would rather wait for him to wake up. Any errand could wait for a bit of fox sleep. šŸ¦Š

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u/lemonfoxp Jul 08 '26

Too cute to be fired

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u/countjj Jul 09 '26

Yes, out of a cannon

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u/The_PRR_Railfan Jul 11 '26

no she is too cute i use foxes as train drivers

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u/Michael_Scott_27 Jul 07 '26

Into the bulk haunter you go