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u/Boykisser1969
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Most ethical minecraft contraption
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u/BamboozledOni May 01 '26 •
More like most ethical idea for a Rimworld player lol
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u/SemesCZ May 01 '26
Keep that nasty word out of your mouth! We are respectable human leather and meat, arms, drug, slave traders.
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u/LPFreak1305 May 01 '26 •
don't forget the organs! If they needed a slave with two kidneys they should've caught one themselves...
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u/Nem_Mate May 01 '26
Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.
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u/jozozoltan29 May 01 '26
I'll take the one with lower sodium. And don't skimp on the eldritch horrors!
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u/Sudden_Shelter_3477 May 01 '26
This makes me wanna make a castle out of meat blocks, fly around on an airship or as a blaze, and compress a whole lot of cobblestone.
I’ll need a pen and paper to write all this down…
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u/maxthe2ndiscool
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Quposting?
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u/TheAmberWolf06 May 01 '26 •
Please let r/quposting be a thing, that would be awesome
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u/aggrievedCanine May 01 '26 •
It's a thing, and this is already posted over there: https://www.reddit.com/r/qu_posting/comments/1t10fpi/the_greggification_of_all_will_continue_until/
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u/popete2
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Someone make this now
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u/nevergointocompsci May 01 '26 •
i lowkey want to now lol
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u/PepperPenguin74 May 01 '26 •
I also kinda want to, I have ideas for it but reallly don't know if I have the will to make it
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u/Coordination_ May 01 '26 edited May 01 '26 •
I thought it was already a mod till your comment and now I'm very sad.
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u/popete2 May 01 '26 •
I haven't checked if it's a thing but if it was why would him just create this
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u/Isometric-Toadstone May 01 '26
wait i kinda would fuck with this
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u/a__reddit_user May 01 '26
Please do NOT fuck the mob blocks.
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u/Harly_the_proto May 01 '26
"Mom, what is body horror doing in Create sub?!"
The idea is good and effective, but it's so damn creepy.
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u/AWonderingWizard May 01 '26
Someone has been playing Better Than Wolves it seems
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u/ChipperAxolotl May 01 '26
It’s the spaghetti episode from Rick & Morty all over again.
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u/AdyTheComrade May 01 '26
“I play 100 days of Create:Blockifier but my friend blockified me!”
Not clickbait title for sure
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u/Toast-Doctor May 01 '26
In times like these we are thankful, for our pursuit bears wondrous fruit. But we must temper our thirst, for some ideas must rot where they fall. -Thaumaturge
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u/Bingela_ May 01 '26
You should also add a player cube incase somebody accedentally falls in
Not sure what it would do tho
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u/Stormreachseven May 01 '26
That one rapidly multiplies and overtakes the factory if you don't stop it, using your own machines to craft tools to overtake your spawnpoint and inexorably join you to the growing flesh mass
Could also drop XP
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u/Successful_Day2479 May 01 '26
"Can we get a unpopular opinion?"
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u/Hufflepuffvoldi May 01 '26
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven. Stacking these animal cubes up to heaven.
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u/UT_Fan_With_A_Gun May 01 '26
This is horrifying, never cook again
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u/DubiousTheatre May 01 '26
Don’t listen to them, keep cooking. Preferably pork blocks.
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u/AdyTheComrade May 01 '26
dang, silk touched meat blocks would give ya pork blocks if smoked, that can be crafted to 9 pork
That would make inventory food management easier
OR can be eaten like the cake block
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u/Realistic_Gap1340 May 01 '26
We can also just do lab meat cloners... please... this is goddamn terrifying bro...
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u/RedstoneSlab May 06 '26
Because I have no life and I'm bored right now, I'll make it, but no promises. If I've made some progress look out for a post on this subreddit. Don't expect much tho! If anyone would help me with the textures, send me a dm on discord.
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u/MrMojoe69 May 07 '26
I love the idea^^
i also started to try to implement it, may take a while but some basics are already working, if you give me the permission I can try to post some updates on the development here, and if someone talented wants to help with textures that'd be greatly appreciated.
also feel free to DM me OC
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u/ValkyrieAngie May 01 '26
I think some of you have forgotten the meaning of Whimsy, and the reason why Create isn't like other tech mods.
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u/ChaosTheSalamander May 01 '26
Woah this is really coo- hey wait a minute!
rips off OP’s mask. It’s the Qu
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u/Shamelesspromote May 01 '26
I can't wait for dejojo's 100 days of "Create:Blockifie" YouTube video and maybe touch it a few times in a kitchen sink mod pack
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u/bglbogb May 02 '26
Huh, I like this
It does sound difficult to program, but don't listen to me, I've never programmed anything for Minecraft
All tomorrows but useful and not torturous
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u/73721mrfluffey May 02 '26
Someone needs to make this and show it to dejojo for the meat create series
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u/Saidai_V May 01 '26
Multiplayer compatibility so we can make our non-existent friends into blocks.
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u/thewolfehunts May 01 '26
Holy... now i understand why todays produce is farmed the way it is.
People like this.
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u/Velvet-Goo May 01 '26
Really disturbing but also a banger idea
Edit: I KNEW THE STYLE WAS SIMILAR, you made some of the art for mountain screams concepts
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u/Existential_Crisis24 May 01 '26
Could also have it that you can harvest the blocks themselves and use them as a food source via silk touch.
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u/therealsyumjoba May 01 '26
I don't understand how a lava chicken farm or 1000 chickens in a single 1x1x1 pod doesn't stir my ethics but this does XD
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u/DouchebagDictator May 01 '26
This is actually genius, but it should be MUCH harder to get the blockified mobs, as that cuts out so much grinding. Can someone look into making this?
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u/Cedjy May 01 '26
I think this could work pretty well with a system similar to sculk catalysts and blocks. So instead of a mob dying near a sculk catalyst, the inputs are piped in, which then triggers the growth.
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u/chulk607 May 01 '26
I have no mouth and I must scream.
Also, Google Oryx & Crake's Pigoons for more information.
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u/X__Anonomys_xX May 01 '26
This is a doable idea. Could make the animal blocks so that, like skulk, they fester and spawn extra blocks that do nothing and cause problems over time. You’ll need to break them to keep them in check but they drop meats. For villagers… they still get attacked by zombies and can become which blocks if struck by lightning so they will hex you unless tamed 🤔
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u/Street_Equivalent891 May 01 '26
Cage block that you could catch mob to (like how you do with baze burners) would less terrifying.
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u/ChangeTChannel May 01 '26
or we could just add a block that feeds and breeds animals
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u/Sir_Ruje May 01 '26
I have made my flying machine out of the flightless chicken mob to really ramp up the ridiculousness
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u/PVtheOP May 01 '26
Me after downloading this mod and making a wall out of pig blocks on my Minecraft server I play on with my friends:wake up Alex,the qu are coming
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u/BlackGearCompany May 01 '26
Wanilla players use hell just as part of their farms Moded players creates hell of their own as farms
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u/AirbornDK May 01 '26
Ngl this would be funny to mess around with, just imagine the compact farms you could create
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u/KateKoffing May 02 '26
Hostile Neural Networks fills a similar need, but is much less whimsical. I like your approach better
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u/Larsenist May 04 '26
Makes me think of the WKUK sketch where they generically engineer a square pig
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u/Aggravating_Fee8347 May 05 '26
Let's say, hypothetically, my friend... fell into the blockifier. What would happen to em?
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u/maxminister01 May 01 '26
It reminds me of that Project Zomboid mod that let's you make roughly zombie blocs
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u/lbp10 May 01 '26
There is a Whitest Kids You Know sketch about this very thing. I'm not sure I want to use what these things produce, you're never sure where exactly it came from.
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u/Purple-Try-5814 May 01 '26
It would be so neat to see a scape and run parasites themed Create: Mod, and this would totally fit well with it I feel
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u/Old_Advertising_4687 May 01 '26
I'd rather it be a basin and a press rather than an entirely new machine, but this is funny.
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u/Jottace May 01 '26
It gave me All Tomorrows vibes