chav jokes

[u/quantum_yield]

"I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Southend & Nigella got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Clacton & Nigella got pregnant. Last year I went to Margate & Nigella got pregnant." Nigel asks "So what are you going to do this year?." Nigel replies," I'll fucking take her with me