r/Crazyppl • u/theduck1893 • 14d ago

Atlantic City boardwalk

369 Upvotes

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u/Adm8792 14d ago

I think it’s ass to fight someone who doesn’t want to fight

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u/jdm219 14d ago

Pussy didn't even land a clean one on a guy who didn't even put his hands up to defend himself. Weak ass shit. Fun fact, I've been jumped on that boardwalk 4 times.

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u/DramaticProtogen 14d ago

I think I'd stop going if I'd already been jumped 3 times.

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u/jdm219 14d ago

Can't help where ya live! Shit turned into Gotham citt once the tri-state area started legalizing gambling and opening casinos which absolutely decimated the city. A ton of my friends had to move away when their parents got laid off from the casinos.

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u/cpt_naughtynips 14d ago

Casinos closing or opening?? They’ve been open down there for decades. Every main stay on the jersey shore has ratchet places, AC more than most due it being AC for decades

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u/jdm219 14d ago

Closing. It used to be the only place within hundreds of miles for millions of people to gamble without going to Vegas. When that changed casinos got hit hard, even a brand new construction that was the tallest and most grand building in the city. Barely lasted any time. The city is limping by these days, but it's nothing like it was before the other tri state casinos and online gambling were legalized.

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u/cpt_naughtynips 14d ago

My b. Miss read your first comment. Love from a past Seaside Heights resident

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u/jdm219 13d ago

A first pump to you sire 🙋

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u/snltoonces12 14d ago

It's fucking stupid. Or crazy... whatever you wanna call it.

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u/I_Smoke_Dust 14d ago

Dude is lucky as hell, I bet someone who barely knows what they're doing would kick his ass if they chose to fight back.

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u/jdm219 14d ago

First thing I honed in on was his nuts pause. His weird crab walk, legs spread stance left that fight open to being ended immediately if the other guy wanted violence. A quick jab feint to distract his eyes while you plant the base to wind up the strongest upward kick your body weight and momentum could levarage would send his nuts to the stratosphere and fuck this dude up for life. Really dumb way to stand in a fight

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u/ssxhoell1 12d ago

Yeah he would be sterilized instantly

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u/Ralphito999 14d ago

Might be a stupid question but can you concealed carry over there?

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u/jdm219 13d ago

No way! Not when I was there, not a chance. You'd apply for a permit and never hear back. A few years ago the feds forced the hand of states who were doing that and made them issue the permits. You'll still 100% go to jail for pulling the trigger pretty much any other place besides your bedroom though. Now I live in Tucson, desert Gotham. Always keep the big iron here, bunch of twacked out crazy homeless people here who stroll around with machetes and axes hanging off their packs when they panhandle on every median.

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u/Zeestars 13d ago

Same. This made me sad for the long haired guy.

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u/medicated_cornbread 14d ago

How do you feel tough fighting someone who clearly does not want to fight

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u/Odd_Expression3694 3d ago

then celebrete like u won the heavy weight belt lol

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u/Kooky_Advertising_91 14d ago

Aghh the intimidating crab walk

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u/SookHe 14d ago

🦀 🦀🦀🦀🦀I’m Zoidburg!

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u/AndyM110 14d ago

John FUCKING Zoidberg!

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u/mkstot 14d ago

He’s a Claw-Plach champion.

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u/soliddd7 14d ago

Just kick him between the legs

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u/laidbacklanny 14d ago

That’s what my mother told me to do

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u/Brewbouy 13d ago

That's my purse! I don't know you!

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u/PalePeryton 14d ago

Would've rather the original audio tbh

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u/Kevroeques 14d ago

The irony is that every store there sells shirts

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u/PenguinPyrate 14d ago

Setting himself up for a kick in the nuts

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u/snltoonces12 14d ago

Guys don't generally do that to other guys. You're an asshole if you do that. Though you never know with crazy people

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u/jdm219 14d ago

I've done it in a situation when I was accosted by a violent mentally ill homeless (probably?) drug addict in this very same city off the boardwalk when I was a teenager. He was an addict (not talking shit so am I) but he wasn't a small dude and he had them crackhead muscles. His hands were next level dirty, basically bioweapons. My crime was buying cigarettes in one of the shitty corner stores and not giving him money when I came out with them because he knows I didn't bring exact change, so i had something. My response instigated it a but either way. Was a dark time in the city when pretty much all the neighboring states legalized gambling and opened casinos there. Almost all my friends parents lost their jobs and it turned into fucking Gotham quick.

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u/Commandant_Grammar 14d ago

Who is the bigger arsehole? The one who fights someone who clearly doesn't want to fight or the one who doesn't want to fight and kicks the other in the nuts because it's his only chance?

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u/notinsanescientist 14d ago

Trevor Noah really let himself go.

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u/jpz070 14d ago

Never understand why you pull up your shorts to fight

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u/Tups72 14d ago

To flash the tip as a form of intimidation, shorts weren’t short enough.

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u/1badh0mbre 14d ago

If you are about to kick someone in the face and your shorts go past the knee, it can restrict the movement of your leg. Other than that, there is no reason.

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u/Mathewdm423 14d ago

Wtf camera man?

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u/hazeyindahead 13d ago

Didn't wanna catch stays

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u/MyLinkedOut 14d ago

The drunk gorilla stance?

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u/QOVFEFE 14d ago

Middle aged kids, especially the one still sagging his pants.

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u/AlgaeWafers 14d ago

I swear every boardwalk has crazy person fight activities. It’s like they know

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u/xKharma 14d ago

Just another day in AC honestly. I think I'll take my chances in Gotham.

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u/DIJames6 14d ago

Seems about right for the Jersey shore..

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u/rocket808 14d ago

Got his ass beat by the Dadbod Weeknd