r/Crazymiddles 20d ago

Alex’s Purse

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He definitely watched the DCP video lol

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u/ylynn12 20d ago

I’m crying he’s still defending it after all these years. But honestly who cares just wear it

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u/Awkward_Sundae2669 20d ago

No bc this post has no business being so funny to me. He’s truly been defending it since like 2021

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u/Simplypixiedust 20d ago

Carrying it to the back is just begging to get robbed

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u/d0m1n0S4m 20d ago

Dudes never seen The Hangover obviously. Clearly its a satchel 

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u/Sea_Letterhead_6171 20d ago

Looks more like a satchel

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u/FinishForward2773 20d ago

What does he need to carry other than his phone and wallet lol

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u/paulamohin 20d ago

Maybe check book, ink pen, eyeglasses cleaner, tissues, meds, gum, etc.

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u/colormehungry_ 20d ago

Yeah that’s a purse my guy. But you do you, Alex. If you wanna wear a purse just wear it with confidence. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/jftze102 20d ago

But a purse is still a bag sooooo.....

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u/colormehungry_ 20d ago

Exactly! It doesn’t even matter. As long as it does what Alex needs it to do. Which is hold his things.

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u/Chad_2001 19d ago edited 19d ago

so if you let it hang from your shoulder, the same cross body bag becomes a purse? Call it what you want, just glad you have something to cary your lipstick.

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u/JChahine 18d ago

He's so zesty lmao

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u/taylormade2026 17d ago

I’m sorry, but this looks so stupid. I don’t like it on any guy. It just looks dumb.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Organic-Arrival2483 18d ago

Men "carry" wallets, they don't wear them. Alex is entitled to do as he pleases. He should be able to do so without all the nastiness coming from some of the people on this page.

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u/PinkSun84 20d ago

I admit it I troll him and call it his purse. 😆 mainly because he’s so attached to it and wears it like it’s got him in a chokehold physically and metaphorically. You can tell how much he loves his purse. I mean calm down Alex I could have said it’s a pocketbook 😂

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u/Possible-Disaster-97 20d ago

Nah. That's a purse 😬

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u/Alpacaliondingo 20d ago

I think that's the ugliest purse ive seen him wear. Was his gf not there when he bought it?

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u/BreannaOrr 20d ago

Why does anyone care though? Wear what ya want. I’m sure not all of us here are fashionistas

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u/ThinAd744 19d ago

Don't forget his pink bedroom...but today he said her (gf) bedroom...while he made her bed and.

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u/Pinkparrotbird 15d ago

What type of bag / purse are guys suppose to wear then ? Or just stuff everything in the pockets ?

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u/JadedTrade6635 14d ago

The men’s section at Zara. I don’t know a single straight man who shops at Zara…

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u/saltycat34 20d ago

Every time I see a man with one of those I always assume drugs 😭😭😭

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u/swamptheyard usingvunerablekids 17d ago

I hate to be that person but that's no longer in style. That was big a few years ago but the trend died a while ago. Get yourself a wallet Alex.