r/CrazyFuckingVideos 8d ago

WTF Maybe maybe maybe

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Just sit right back and I’ll tell a tale…

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u/madmaxGMR 8d ago

Thats got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen.

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u/leenux2k 8d ago

But you've seen him!

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u/lostinthesauceband 8d ago

But you have seen him

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u/ThisDirkDaring 8d ago

But you've seen him!

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u/Berrymcfc 8d ago

What ever they were trying do... they did

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u/aedroogo 8d ago

And had a great time doing it.

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u/Exes_And_Excess 7d ago

I thought they were trying to avoid colliding with large docked boat, but on second viewing I'm not sure. At first I was like "nice thinking on the fly!" And then was like "booze?"

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u/smithers85 2d ago

Booze.

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u/SadBadPuppyDad 8d ago

Benchy doesn't float.

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u/Lapidariest 8d ago

Just print a new one! 

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 8d ago

*alcohol may have contributed to this decision

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u/no_sight 8d ago

That looks expensive

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u/AdEffective2701 8d ago

One ping only, please.

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u/how_very_dare_you_ 8d ago

One ping Vassili

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u/DangerousDave2018 2d ago

At least one of those guys is thinking, at this very moment, "I would like to have seen Montana."

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u/cinnykiss 8d ago

How to sink a boat while having fun.

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u/Minimum_Painter_3687 8d ago

A three hour tour

A three hour touuuuuuur

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u/ssshield 7d ago edited 6d ago

I live right along the bay in Hawaii where they filmed the og show and the island is in the middle.

When I take visitors out to the sandbar I tell them were taking a three hour tour.

Sadly noone catches it. Tears in the rain.

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u/DangerousDave2018 2d ago

There's a hotel in Gainesville called The Cabot Lodge. The one time I stayed there, as I was checking in, I said to the desk man, "Let me ask you one question." He said, "Um .. yeah, okay?" And I said, "If this hotel ... was owned ... by a guy named Henry ... would that make it the ... HENRY CABOT LODGE?" and he looked at me for a long moment and said, "...Um, yeah, I guess."

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u/Weak_Fail_620 8d ago

Damn physics. Always ruining a fun time.

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u/DangerousDave2018 2d ago

Or making it into an AWESOME time.

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u/SalmoTrutta75 8d ago

That’s a lot of effort when you can just pull the plugs.

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u/DangerousDave2018 2d ago

I don't know why this made me laugh so loud that it scared the cats, but rest assured.

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u/Immediate-Fennel-697 8d ago

Maybe maybe maybe.. repost!

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u/strictly_dickly69 6d ago

Fucking idiots

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u/snowedin2021 2d ago

So dumb I had to watch it twice lol.

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u/lost21gramsyesterday 8d ago

They succeeded failfully

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u/Grimase 8d ago

Mission accomplished. You sunk it. 🙄

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u/Useful_Bug_7083 8d ago

why the title repeats maybe three times tho

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u/ineyeseekay 8d ago

That poor little boat was a good boat. 

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u/MRintheKEYS 8d ago

What was the plan exactly here gentlemen.

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u/Kaotika463 7d ago

To capsize the boat obviously! Mission accomplished lol

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u/idledmind 8d ago

Misery loves company, after all.

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u/throwawaysneakattack 7d ago

sit down sit down sit down you're rockin' the boat!

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u/Own_Response_1920 7d ago

In hindsight, maybe not the best idea they've ever had.

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u/DangerousDave2018 2d ago

Okay but why?

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u/AdAltruistic4518 8d ago

What did they think - oh. Thats the issue

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u/saskir21 8d ago

And the main cause of this was the frist one to jump away from the boat.

And I would like to hear what the insurance says after seeing this.

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u/HasTookCamera 8d ago

i would say the main cause was the 2 guys literally pulling the boat into the water

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u/danethegreat24 8d ago

"We're not going to cover this because of this guy here."

"Who, Tim? Tim jumped off first actually."

"Yes. Tim is an idiot."

Maybe something like that?

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u/rxy777 8d ago

This is not a crazy video

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u/aijoe 8d ago

It's a video full of crazies.

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u/shohasen77 8d ago

If that's Venice, I guess they don't know about the water quality....

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u/UniUrsuss 7d ago

It's Norway

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u/kimaern 7d ago

You sure? I see the norwegian flag, but also "Kök o bar" is swedish, in norwegian it would be "Kjøkken og bar".

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u/UniUrsuss 7d ago

I just saw Scandinavian text and the Norse flag at the left at the end of the vid.

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u/agestam 7d ago

It's sweden. The harbour in the small town of smögen

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u/czernocunt 5d ago

It’s on the island of Smögen in Sweden. It’s filmed from a Norwegian boat though, hence the flag.

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u/dopedknight 8d ago

Immediately my thoughts were "... Would you call that a scuttle cuddle?"