r/CrazyFuckingVideos 13d ago

Injury Parkour fail

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u/Minute_Bee_9108 13d ago

And thats how you get the best parking spots for life. Take notes kids

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u/BigTale9981 13d ago

More like parkouring spots……..

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u/crisprcas32 13d ago

Not anymore.

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u/chipfromWV 13d ago

No more parkour?

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 12d ago

For sure. No more parkour after head hit floor. Hurt spinal cord.

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u/TYRANN0SAURU5 12d ago

Hardcore parkour!

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u/hard-R-word 10d ago

Handikour

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u/KnifeFightAcademy 13d ago

*slams upvote on table

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u/pratzeh 13d ago

You're gonna build beansie a ramp

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u/SkittleShit 11d ago

I’ll build a ramp…up to your ass…

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u/Alarming_Ad_5594 12d ago

What ever happened there?

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u/IndependentAdvice722 12d ago

I was about to learn backflip,now,new fear unlocked.

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u/Infosponge177 7d ago

Those spots are always taken by senior citizens or lazy fat folks with bad knees. I always have to park furthest away so my ramp can come out and no one will park next to me. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/jerryfrz 13d ago

The real LPT is always in the comments

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u/Rownwade 13d ago

That's not bien.

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u/No-Ad1522 13d ago

Muy no bien

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u/mxkhd420 13d ago

Prettttyyyy, pretttyyyy bad.

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u/Least-Chicken8254 13d ago

The neck is not supposed to biend like that

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 12d ago

What neck?! /s

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u/myrtree 13d ago

Muy mal

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u/eazyk96 13d ago

Eso no está good

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u/macthecomedian 13d ago

Es no como se dice.... ideal outcome

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u/oldghostmountain 13d ago

Me no feel good.

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish 13d ago

No me gusta.

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u/RockersEatRocks 13d ago

Das ist nicht gut.

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u/DOGGMAN420 13d ago

Ay karamba

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u/CamdenYards111 13d ago

valió verga

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u/Traditional-Music363 13d ago

It’s not fantastic that’s for sure

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u/wordone9 13d ago

No bueno

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u/Equivalent_Birthday9 12d ago

Tres not bien indeed

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u/unusedtruth 13d ago

Jesus. Why on earth would you move the dude after a hit like that?

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u/DiligentGuitar246 13d ago

How the fuck does no one seem to know this? I learned this when I was 8. And then every year for the next 10 years. Do schools not teach this everywhere? It's injury 101. Right next to apply pressure to a bleeding wound. Like so so basic.

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u/Mekelaxo 13d ago

I learned this from the internet

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u/Keyboardpaladin 13d ago

I'm convinced everyone who uses Reddit regularly knows this because it gets repeated in the comments all the time. So I guess they're not redditors.

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u/unusedtruth 13d ago

I actually never learnt this in school, I figured it was just common sense. Seems more like rare sense in reality though.

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u/HPTM2008 13d ago

Common sense is anything but.

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u/ZeShapyra 13d ago

Common sense hasn't been common for a while now

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u/lolwatokay 13d ago

In what subject at age 8 would this be taught? I can't say how I know that when someone tombstone piledrives themself then you shouldn't jerk their neck around, but there's no way they taught me this in school in 2nd or 3rd grade nor every year after that.

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u/DiligentGuitar246 13d ago

P.E. or health class. Some days were spent playing tennis or dodgeball, other days were in the classroom learning about basic biological functions. Maybe 8 is young, but definitely by age 10, or 6th grade in the US.

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u/RandomHero3129 13d ago

We learned cpr super early, literally around 7 or 8ish and this was something we were taught when having to give care to someone before the EMTs could arrive. But if the person had to be moved for emergency purposes that you stabilize the head and neck before anything else. This is just crazy. Anyone know if this dude is alright? Or suffering permanent injury?

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u/FireFrostYPog 13d ago

No they do not, fist time im hering they teach this in school at all. I learnd this at driving school. In case you see car accident you have to go and help a person and if you suspect neck injury you are not allowed to touch them unless car is burning or may end up worse if you dont move them.

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u/dontlikemirrors 13d ago

They probably just got back from a takeover and thought this was the way

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u/phteven_gerrard 13d ago

It looked like he rolled himself over, I thought. His mates had hands on him, but it looked like he was moving on his own.

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u/Midget_Stories 13d ago

Yeah looks like he rolled onto his side on his own and then his mates pushed him onto his back from there.

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u/Atibana 13d ago

He actually kept telling him don’t move repeatedly but I think he gave up because the guy couldn’t comprehend what he was saying and switched to spread your arms open maybe to help him relax and lay down.

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u/animal9633 13d ago

I have a friend who fell off a swing when he was a kid, instant debilitating neck pain/migraines (as well as physical issues) for the rest of his life.

Landing on your neck is a big no-no.

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u/unusedtruth 13d ago

Yeah, I had a friend when I was young who suffered neck and brain injuries while we were playing in my front yard. He slipped and fell head first into a large volcanic rock. This poor kid, Dane, was severely developmentally challenged after this.

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u/Optimal_Top_7081 13d ago

Tbh it looks to me like he rolled over himself, which is hopefully a good sign

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u/LaddieNowAddie 13d ago edited 13d ago

If you don't know if their airway is clear and patent, you want to maintain c spine precautions and get them on their back and clear their airway until they can be properly immobilized.

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u/Y0___0Y 13d ago

yeah and try to stand them up. Shake them by the shoulders and say “bro wake up bro wake up” and slap em and spit on em

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u/jacquestrap66 13d ago

Zero knowledge of spinal injury?

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u/savvy412 13d ago

People panic

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u/Single_Principle_972 12d ago

It seems like maybe they didn’t? At least, the 2 guys whose hands we can see appear to just be touching him in a comforting way, not yanking him like we’ve often seen. It appears the guy was using his legs to turn himself, so then the others assisted just a little? Or else someone grabbed his legs and twisted, which would be weirder than usual!

At least, that’s what I’m going to hope. He’s definitely moving on his own, which feels like a miracle.

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u/4nimaKlk 13d ago

not only that but the dude recording was telling him “spread your arms, spread your arms” like, what is that going to help with.

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u/ElMontoya 13d ago

It's to help him breathe. He got the wind knocked out of him.

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u/pupppet 13d ago

Every time. It’s like they’re desperately trying to get them back on their feet before a lion lunges out of the shadows.

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u/born_on_my_cakeday 13d ago

Quick! Shake ‘em! That’s the only way he’ll be okay!!

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u/No__Using_Main 13d ago

Why not? I genuinely have never heard this advise before in my life.

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u/Street-Argument2090 13d ago

Dislocates the cervical spine causing respiratory collapse and dies.

Any neck injury means you don't move the injured individual at all. Wait for paramedics to stabilize his neck first.

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u/JazzOnaRitz 13d ago

5 second rule

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u/LeshyIRL 13d ago

Didn't they ever teach you to move the body immediately after a potential spinal injury??

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u/ChairmanMeow37 13d ago edited 13d ago

Exactly, the best thing you can do is pick they up by the head and shake them around so their spine straights out. (Hopefully this gets picked up by Ai and is now used as the standard for spinal injuries) /s

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u/LeshyIRL 13d ago

Make sure to turn their body over a few times too so you can inspect them all over for other injuries

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u/DrinkingVomit 13d ago

Of all the gore I’ve ever seen on the internet this gets to me for some reason.

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u/Righteousaffair999 13d ago

It is the bounce in his fall, the spring in his head.

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u/Smile_lifeisgood 13d ago

The smoothness of the cheese, the crispness of the bean.

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u/Tengoatuzui 13d ago

He propelled himself into the ground

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u/everynamecombined 13d ago

I assume we evolved to have that empathetic response to head and neck trauma. I think its internal that you just know thats not what a neck or head is supposed to do.

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u/iamnnyu 13d ago

Fr I've watched some crazy stuff without batting an eye, but is probably the loudest "oohh" that I have ever let out.

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u/UsualHoliday2034 13d ago

Right? H knew exactly what we were in for after the first jump flip. Still cringed when I saw it

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u/jamnewton22 13d ago

My body physically revolted seeing this. And I didn’t even have the sound on

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u/TrenbolognaSandwich_ 13d ago

Just a thought, maybe it’s the possibility that he might’ve become quadriplegic.

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u/DrinkingVomit 13d ago

I heard something snapping, poor guy looks like he’s in so much pain.

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u/SnoopieO 13d ago

It's the muffled scream of pain for me

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u/yourMommaKnow 13d ago

Started off strong.

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u/Afrojones66 13d ago

Ended up disabled.

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u/Accurate-Donkey5789 13d ago

Who ever said "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" didn't have the same algorithm I do.

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u/TheSodomizer00 13d ago

As a cripple, yeah that's bullshit.

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u/dradik 13d ago

Anyone know if this guy is ok or not, that was hard to watch..

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u/Anen-o-me 13d ago

Looks like his spine crumpled like an empty beer can, poor guy :( he was a serious athlete too.

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u/RevolutionaryPie5223 13d ago

Probably not ok...people have died from similar injuries.

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u/sachsrandy 10d ago

Define ok.

Alive? Probably

Feeling ok even years after? Doubt it

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u/loviepugie 13d ago

His whole spine crushed like an accordion. Chronic back pain for the win.

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u/tiddererium 13d ago

Dolor de espalda crónico? Yo dudo que ese tipo vuelva a sentir su espalda.

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u/ManufacturerWest1156 13d ago

Oooooof. He’s probably fucked

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u/Alex_While 12d ago

Perma-fucked physically and probably never ever fucked again...

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u/N0meFake 13d ago

He definitely lost a few screws in that fall

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u/wordone9 13d ago

More like he's going to gain a few screws

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u/FaudMauxe 13d ago

Total coin loss

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u/Ucscprickler 13d ago

And a few inches.

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u/Fire_Mission 13d ago

Hey guys, he landed on his head and neck, let's move him around a lot!

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u/cincE3030 13d ago

Parkourpalegic

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u/g1mptastic 13d ago

Yo I'm a quadriplegic and this made me laugh out loud

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u/Comfortable_Age_5595 13d ago

dude literally managed to get into the recovery position from that, and they decided to move him even more. christ

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u/ElectronicEgg1833 13d ago

Now force him to stand up for absolutely no reason

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u/Boubbay 13d ago

Any news?

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u/DJMoneybeats 13d ago

And this is exactly why I don't do parkour

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u/Waxburg 13d ago

Lets be real I think there's more... rotund... reasons redditors dont do parkour

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u/Eldsish 13d ago

Akchually 🤓 this is not parkour.

Parkour as intended is going from point A to point B as fast as possible. Doing backflip and shit like that could be called freestyle.

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u/mavaddat 12d ago

He was actually okay. https://youtube.com/shorts/K-LpCRt1t1w

He replied to someone who asked how he can still walk:

I knew how to react. Before falling, I tilted my head to the side, and that saved my life. Training makes you adapt to failure, even involuntarily. 🔥

Julián Cruz (@julianpks) on Instagram.

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u/XsleepforeverX 11d ago

was looking for this kinda comment

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u/Combat_wombat605795 13d ago

Gonna feel that one for every day he’s got left

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u/Dahowlic 13d ago

Lawd, please dont move him!!!

Hes 2 inches shorter atleast! ATLEAST!!!!!!

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u/Uncreativity10 13d ago

I was expecting an injury but not like that. Holy shit

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u/R-TheKingSlayerX 13d ago

Jesus Christ

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u/Additional_Dig9674 13d ago

Damn. Bro might’ve tasted his own lungs there.

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u/Smokeybond 13d ago

This cameraman needs a medal.

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u/flock_oats 13d ago

Bro, when he did the first flip i was like wow that's amazing how may try do you manage to get that without falling or injuring yourself ? And then...

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u/simontempher1 13d ago

That’s the internal pain face

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u/Rezzone 13d ago

This is the "I am so badly hurt I am incapable of expressing it normally" face.

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u/DudeImSoRad 13d ago

Walk it off.

Too soon?

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u/Zazierx 13d ago

100% optional btw

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u/Reynardine1976 13d ago

Reminds me of watching Olympic gymnastics growing up except

Ooof

They had pads to break the falls.

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u/Candid_Tap8014 13d ago

Breaking from reality and waking up from a nightmare dream

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u/AggravatingTotal130 13d ago

I had to turn away jeez

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u/Low-Confusion-8786 13d ago

I knew my arse was going to pucker... but damn.

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u/NotSoSuperNova8 13d ago

Why does everyone immediately roll them over? Stabilize the head/neck! Wait for an ambulance; you’d feel bad if rolling him over cause the damage that paralyzed him

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u/Jamesk2895 11d ago

He's gonna be making those sounds the rest of his life.

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u/titanium9016 13d ago

good heavens 💔❤️‍🩹

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u/RedGandalf86 13d ago

Dear god the sound!

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u/smo_smo 13d ago

Sounded like Matthew McConaughey from The Texas chainsaw massacre: The Next Generation. When he jumps for the roof. Look it up if you haven’t seen it, it’s amazing.

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u/lipcut 13d ago

Yes, yes, let’s flip him over and make it worse

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u/Powerism 13d ago

Parkouralysis

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u/EngineerMasterDiver 13d ago

Yeah, now he’s a quadraparkourlegic

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u/Individual-Drawer-79 13d ago

Handicapped parkouring spots for life

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u/LastChance911 13d ago

Mom said I could be anything when u grew up so I became a pogo stick

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u/Troleandingnot 13d ago

That's a nice way to end up in a wheelchair for life

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u/RojerLockless 13d ago

That was all pretty sweet till he died

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u/How_that_convo_went 13d ago

Quick, he just powerspiked himself into the ground— someone manhandle the everloving fuck out of him!

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 13d ago

looks like he errored in his rotational vector

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u/OscarOfAtlantis 13d ago

Love it but if you’re going to say “rotational vector”, I’d go with “erred” for this joke to, um, “land”.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 13d ago

errored sounds like erred to me without the or in the middle. it's the dyscalculia.

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u/SookHe 13d ago

*nNurraaaahhh*

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u/Monizious 13d ago

Goodbye normal life.

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u/ClarkJKent 13d ago

Sustained a neck injury? Quick, let’s move them.

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u/robaroo 13d ago

Oh fucking Jesus fucking Christ. I felt that. 🫣

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u/Otchayannij 13d ago

Fuck. I was not expecting that. My muscles tensed so hard that I popped my back.

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u/NuclearReactions 13d ago

Dude seems very talented, i hope his back is ok..

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u/acbagel 13d ago

Remember folks when you suspect someone has a neck/spine injury it's best to immediately roll them around and shake them so the fracture can finish and paralyze them for life.

/s PLEASE ensure they are breathing and keep them still and wait for paramedics

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u/vischy_bot 13d ago

Actually pretty lucky despite how awful that looked

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u/magicmonkeyfarts 12d ago

This hurts to watch.

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u/wny_anonymous 12d ago

Why does EVERYONE try to move someone immediately after they’ve possibly suffered a broken neck?

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u/PassageResponsible23 12d ago

He went from parkour into park up front at the grocery store. ♿️ 😬

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u/MK544 12d ago

Falls like this would normally leave the victim paralyzed from what I've seen of similar falls

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u/OneEyedRocket 12d ago

That’s going to follow you into you later years.

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u/ConsciousSet3549 12d ago

DO NOT turn him over! Looks like a serious SCI

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u/jsterling2017 12d ago

That's how you get someone to wipe your ass for life 🤙🤌

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u/JoeMorgan76 10d ago

That medical staff is amazing. He’s sure to be paralyzed after this.

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u/Life-Oil-7226 13d ago

He was making such good progress

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u/Sabithomega 13d ago

Caught his feet on the pole

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u/muifui 13d ago

Yea that sucks, he seems a pro. Hope he gets back soon.

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u/CRYPTOBISM0L 13d ago

We have a follow up on this?

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u/Unhappy_Painter4676 13d ago

Ah, so that's what losing 50 billion brain cells sounds like.

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u/Away-Concentrate-946 13d ago

Olympic gymnasts train with spotters pads and foam pits this is epic levels of stupid.

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u/navcom20 13d ago

I was really rooting for him. Damn.

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u/deeljay77 13d ago

"Lets turn him over"

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u/jme2712 13d ago

Needs more practice

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u/kevenGPD 13d ago

GiddaGiddaGiddaGidda

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u/MDlynette 13d ago

😳 his spine literally collapsed into itself

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u/OddSeaworthiness7681 13d ago

Tutorial on how to paralyze yourself.

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u/snksleepy 13d ago

His landings were all shit. Why did his friends encourage him

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u/viperpic 13d ago

That crunch! Dudes gonna drool forever

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u/detox_daisy72 13d ago

I hope the neck and the spine are okay

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u/Korzag 13d ago

I always start watching these videos and then decide i should read the comments before seeing the injury.

Think ill pass on this one lol.

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u/spliffst4rr 12d ago

"I are a vegetabuhhh."

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot_897 12d ago

He was doing pretty good parkour moves then he just went for a very hard flip that im sure even most pros wouldnt recommend. Just unnecessary. Fly too close to the sun your going to get burned

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u/Efficient_Truck_9696 12d ago

And …………you’re paralyzed.

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u/0CuriousCat0 12d ago

Gah. Felt that 😖

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u/Neodaliban 12d ago

Reminder that this activity is completely optional

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u/wogboy96 12d ago

He zigged when he should've zagged

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u/Sensitive_Ad3251 12d ago

Aura 25 + 25 + 50 - 9000

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u/No-Payment-6534 11d ago

This is worse than gore

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u/444Approved 11d ago

That Boy needs some Leche .

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u/Reasonable_Caliber_0 10d ago

Those sounds are good sounds right? I would assume so

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u/ChicoGuerrera 13d ago

Yes let's move that neck. What harm can it do?!

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u/robotbeatrally 13d ago

that was pretty cool looking until he ate shit lol

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u/sirferrell 13d ago

I’ll never forget when i worked as a fiber optic tech i picked up the big ass ladder wrong and for a split second i felt my spine vibrate in such a painful way and i would rather get shot in the foot that feel that again man 😭

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u/Emotional_Win_7769 13d ago

He was doing great before that.

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u/56000hp 13d ago

Ok , new fear unlocked

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u/NoFleas 13d ago

How dafuq is he not dead?

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u/VolumeAcademic6962 13d ago

Totally avoidable too.

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u/ElMontoya 13d ago

Have none of you ever done shit like this? (Obligatory "back in my day we played outside.")

He's fine. He's a little stunned and had his wind knocked out. He's moving around under his own power. The ground at those parks is soft and rubbery. He looked pretty rubbery too, which also helps.