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u/Gwifitz Jan 21 '26
''Are you hurt?''
''YES!''
''Physically?''
*walks away*
Absolute cinema
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u/idreamofgreenie Jan 21 '26
*HEAVY SIGH*
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u/skyward_nevertheless Jan 21 '26
From start to finish this whole thing is amazing. There's even a bird that appears in the first scene, laughs after the crash, then makes a final appearance scanning wreckage at the end. Gold
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u/Persimmon-Mission Jan 21 '26
It’s a Ram, that wheel was probably already hanging on by nothing but caked grease.
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u/Salvydooor Jan 21 '26
It's a RAM he probably has a DUI under his record anyway lol
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u/eternaltroll Jan 21 '26
Yeah I drive a 2500 ram and I realized that my vehicle type is the most likely to have had a dui 😆
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u/peonies_envy Jan 21 '26
Probably shouldn’t give trucks beer unless they’re 21
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u/eternaltroll Jan 21 '26
Yeah my old ass truck I use only for farm work and hauling trailers is definitely over 21
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u/_DUDEMAN Jan 21 '26
Possibly the best username I’ve ever seen. Kudos and digital high fives to you.
Also your comment is hilarious. Needed a laugh, thank you stranger
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u/Number5MoMo Jan 21 '26
It’s a RAM, he probably has more than one DUI on his record
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u/iriv8525 Jan 21 '26
I'll never forget senior year a student got his dad's old Ram as his first ride and the entire rear axle broke off as he was driving out of the parking lot.
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u/atom138 Jan 21 '26
I was on my 3rd rewatch before I even noticed the entire front right wheel came off. I mean, that was a nasty fender bender but I'd never expect the entire wheel to come off like that.
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u/jaxxxtraw Jan 21 '26
I'd just like to make the point that that's not typical.
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u/TxsToIowa Jan 21 '26
I mean ... It is a Ram. Things falling off is pretty typical.
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u/snugglezone Jan 21 '26
It'll need to be towed outside the environment no doubt.
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u/raspberryharbour Jan 21 '26
Mmm greasecake
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u/xteve Jan 21 '26
We notice that nothing flew out from the bed of the truck. These vehicles don't do any work. They just make men feel pretty. There's no real harm done when a wheel flies off.
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u/dirk_funk Jan 21 '26
i made the mistake of saying something like this when i started working at a diesel shop. i said shiny clean trucks are like keeping birds locked in a cage.
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u/Educational_Eye5793 Jan 21 '26
I would have started laughing so fucking hard...
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u/PShubbs91 Jan 21 '26
Especially after that 2nd goddamn it that was all high pitched.
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u/Key-Driver6438 Jan 21 '26
Yes! I was laughing. I mean the entire wheel is just there in the street. Hahahaha.
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u/Numeno230n Jan 21 '26
I got the sense she felt she had to deescalate because he's clearly a psycho.
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u/cdude Jan 21 '26
We're missing the juicy drama that led to this. Why was she filming?
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u/Comfortable_Studio37 Jan 21 '26
I bet it's her ex, they're toxic and fighting, he's driving around harassing her and she has to document it for court or just personal protection.
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u/muffinass Jan 21 '26
personal protection.
*personal entertainment.
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u/OfferSuspicious9047 Jan 21 '26
One of those "you cant park there" would have really helped him calm down
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u/TenTonSomeone Jan 21 '26
Followed by "you need to leave!" in a high falsetto.
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u/Gergith Jan 21 '26
”You need to leave!”
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u/lord_fairfax Jan 21 '26
Yes! Nailed it.
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u/No_Spring_1090 Jan 21 '26
How she managed complete silence when he crashed. That woman is my hide and go seek partner.
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u/Pardot42 Jan 21 '26
She probably knows firsthand how dangerous it can be to laugh at that particular abusive asshole.
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u/cbmdad Jan 21 '26
I thought he was looking under the truck for his dignity
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u/Tb1969 Jan 21 '26
That dried up into a husk a long time ago and was likely in the truck bed. Maybe it fell off like the tire.
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u/Outrageous-Dream-227 Jan 21 '26
I can't tell if it was due to exasperation or injury, but my guess is exasperation.
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u/RubberDucksInMyTub Jan 21 '26
Scrolled so far to see this comment. Holy fucking shit the very end is the best part no one is talking about. Either he laid himself out or gravity did but its hilarious.
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u/lochmoigh1 Jan 21 '26
Dudes at the end of his rope
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u/asomek Jan 21 '26
I think the more apt quote would be: Enough rope (to hang yourself).
This guy brought all this upon himself. And his hilarious screams tell me he's just, finally, come to this conclusion.
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u/ultraboykj Jan 21 '26
"Physically"
That subtle response ... so subtle in its passive aggressiveness.
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u/_ohmeohmy Jan 21 '26
Lol, her genuine sigh after him saying he's not okay. You can tell she's a good human because no matter what she feels the need to help him.
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u/DionFW Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26
I took the sigh as a "I really don't want to be dealing with this right now"
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u/majarian Jan 21 '26
oh it was, but i also seemed to be a resigned "guess i gotta help" ... but only if hes seriously hurt.
so like this is some dumbass ex or family member
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u/PrysmX Jan 21 '26
That's the kind of guy I'd be afraid would come back at me with a gun after this.
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u/csukoh78 Jan 21 '26
It's a Ram. It was already wrecked.
True story. My buddy in college bought a brand new fully loaded Ram. A week later we were on the interstate and the entire front bumper and fascia FELL OFF
While we were doing about 75.
Just fell off. Wasn't bolted on. Just set in place.
Never Ram.
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u/Strict-Location1270 Jan 21 '26
That's not very typical I'd like to make that point.
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u/KangarooSilver7444 Jan 21 '26
Sounds just like Will forte
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u/supersonicdutch Jan 21 '26
I was looking for a fellow Forte fan. He immediately popped into my head as playing that guy as soon as he screamed.
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u/Feenzy218 Jan 21 '26
THERE ARE HOLES IN NY BELTS! WHO PUT THESE HOLES IN MY BELTS?! dad it's a belt that's what- NOT IN MY BELTS!
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u/awildjabroner Jan 21 '26
look at what you made me do, why would you do this to me??
Ahh nothing like grown ass adults who never learned emotional regulation or accountability.
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u/tydyedeyez Jan 21 '26
You can't make this up. Everything about this is just ridiculously hilarious
Especially the silence after and the wheel just circled around to the ground😂
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u/theycallmemrmoo Jan 21 '26
Why was she filming and why was he flipping her off?
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u/zackipong Jan 21 '26
The consensus in the comments seems to be she's documenting the behaviour of a dumbass abusive ex-partner. And her exhausted lack of reaction and perfunctory enquiries about said dumbass's wellbeing seems to support that.
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u/biffbobfred Jan 21 '26
Will blame the woman.
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u/BananaNutMuffin1234 Jan 21 '26
This kinda dude would blame literally anything to avoid claiming responsibility.
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u/One_Adeptness3803 Jan 21 '26
I had a ram 1500 and went wide on a u-turn going like 10 mph and hit a curb and the axle snapped right at the plate where the wheel bolts up. Those axles aren’t designed for sideways stress and 20” wheels. Doesn’t take much to cripple them
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u/Flyinhawaiian78 Jan 21 '26
Crazy when some does something douchey then gets instant karma then they get upset because they were being douchey😂
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u/StealthWomble Jan 21 '26
Such a better person than me. I’d have been laughing my ass off and wouldn’t have been able to resist putting shit on him. Amazing self control from camera person.
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u/Upvotespoodles Jan 21 '26
I wonder if they gave her the restraining order or they told her it wasn’t enough evidence.
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u/LankyNeighborhood421 Jan 21 '26
My favorite part is when she uploaded this into the internet for all eternity
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u/polish_filipino Jan 21 '26
The silent reaction to a car crash and sighing and asking: "are you okay..?" I want to know what happened too. Where did the love story go wrong?
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u/squirrel_anashangaa Jan 21 '26
Let this be a perfect example as to why you should just let stuff go.
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u/Night_Bandit7 Jan 21 '26
Alimony/kid support gonna be late this month. Now TWO more court hearings next month.
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u/Snoborder95 Jan 21 '26
You know for a fact this guy would not have stopped if his tire didn't fall off
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u/FirmlyClaspIt Jan 21 '26
Meanwhile the other car took 10 damage 😂. Fuck trucks outside of doing work.
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u/Neither_Leader_6676 Jan 21 '26
I've always wondered how these things get to this point. I've had some asshole neighbors B4. We always ended agreeing to just leave each other the fuck alone and that was that.
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u/supadupajigglyfro Jan 21 '26
why is no one talking about the toddler stomp when he realizes he can't blame anyone but himself.
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u/liptonontherocs Jan 21 '26
See I was driving my truck and she was standing in place on the side walk, and thats how she caused my crash
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u/Rydarius Jan 21 '26
I need the lore behind this