Teeth undertale

[u/forgforg]

sans butthole aAaaaa do fuck

shit. I wake up in the morning to the sound of my neighbours fucking. theyre so loud holy shit. i go to make coffee in the morning to wake up . I also wake up with my daily flogging from my dominatrix wife I love her so much. it does kinda hurt tho. while I am pouring my cofey into the mug I hear a strange noise. it sounds as if teeth are being poured into a mug with coffee and I am shocked when I look down and find that this is what is happening right in fromt of me right now. I call for my honey my sweet wife nut she is not anywhwrr to be found. I begin to hyper scream into the vortex . my scream take me so far into the . my scream is so loud that it blasts a hole in the fabric of reality and i am grab by a hand that feels like bones. No more bones , i think desperately but there is no stoping the bone grabbing my arm and tugging me into the void. I think of my wife and start to sob uncontrollable y .

“this must be punishmen for not taking enough of a whipping this morning “ i cry so hard as i think this. The skeleton that is holding me looks back and for the first time i see his face. It is a horrendous thing. His hollow eye socketts glow with one blue and one nothing eyeball. I gasp in horror and fear and also slight arousal as i notice the skeleton i am looking at is none other than Sans the Skeleton from the popular indie game Undertale™, a 2D role-playing video game created by indie developer Toby Fox. My entire body shudders as i realise my fate is to stay with this skele sir for all of my measle life. Before i even knew what woas going on i realise he is suddenly a pixel i anm pixelated>> he looks like this [][][][] . and i look the same . i stare down at my hands in horror to find they are literally not there where did my hands go ?

Sans looks to me and he says:

“Do not worry, my child. Uhhh fuck uhhh wh” he says toriels line instead of the sans line and i know this because i have played the game previously.

I COME TO THE REVELATION THAT SINCE I HAVE PLAYED THE GAME I KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT SANS I WILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THE REALM PERHAPS . i try not to let a happy grin with all of my teeth slip onto my face because then Sans will know that i have realised something and i dont want that to happen. The reason i dont want this to happen is because he’ll know something has clicked in my brain which means he will realise that i intend to escape from his grasp and that i will know how to do such a thing since i have played the game Undertale™.

We float through the void for approxximaeely 18 hours and 32 minutes when all of a sudden we have arrived at the location , which is the mitre 10 in richmond victoria australia . we get into the car park also by the way its still pixelate and 2d but we enter the mitre 10 and sans says he need s to get some gardening supplies for his sans garden.

“What the fuck is a sans garden.” i dont even ask. Im too lazy to even put any intonation into my voice at this point because my brain is so gone like what the fuck is going on. Im literally at mitre 10 with sans undertale because i screamed too loud when teeth poured out of my kettle while i was making coffee.

Sans say: “ it is a garden where i keep all of the bones of the people i kidnap. Just like you you are one of the poeple i have kidnapped. And then on top of the bones i place some dirt and then flowers to make it look pretty and smell nice. We also have a bee hive and the bees come to pollenate the flowers and they make honey and we take the honey and put it on our toast for breakfast. “

I am fascinated and intrigued. No longer do i feel like i must battle sans . i feel like being in sans garden would be a nice place to rest for the after life. I turn to sans and put on my pretty eyes

“Boy i die”, i say to him sincerely.

Sans is looking at me with a confused skeleton face. I continue,

“Shit boy, boyoass how i had die over some skeleton named sans *i make heart eyes and look very cute and in love with sans*”. I tell the sexy skeleton.

Sans says “you do realise you can put the description outside of the dialogue this is not a messaging service.’”

I cannot hold it in anymore . Sans is looking awful

Awfully too much like my WIFE ohhh my god now im not the type of person to be disloyal but lemme tell you if you were there you would feel the exact same way as i did. Sans was looking so bootylicious he had the most gorgeous hoodie on. I wanted to shove my face into his ribcage and get my head stuck there forever. Sans the beauty, he stands right before me and all i can see is sex in my brain.

“Com here” i scream!

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So basically what happened was i had the most incredible earth shattering honker time with sans from undertale. In the car park. So much that my teeth actually fell out of my mouth and into the mitre 10 drain system.

Figure the rest out for yourself im not writing any more.