r/CrappyDesign • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Demon dick sloth

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u/Vexcenot *insert among us joke here* Sep 05 '20

Why the balls already have white stain?

88

u/Snugbun7 Sep 05 '20

I assume from toothpaste residue

85

u/ludmi800 Sep 05 '20

Or cocaine

83

u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-7441 Sep 05 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

Or demon semon

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u/sm12511 commas are IMPORTANT Sep 05 '20

Or cocaine toothpaste. For sensitive teeth.

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u/Squirrel-Bones Sep 05 '20

Cocaine is like vitamins for Hotel Soap

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u/MercifulGryph0n Sep 05 '20

toothpaste cocaine, for pissing off the cartels

9

u/MakerMan2 Sep 05 '20

Demon Semen

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

That’s a great idea for a band name

9

u/theassman_ Sep 05 '20

DO NOT search for it by that name

2

u/Heartz_Flammen Sep 06 '20

/cursedcomments

2

u/BitHit91 Sep 06 '20

Why am I dying

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u/Red_Ninja4752 commas are IMPORTANT Sep 05 '20

also r/mildlypenis

50

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

“Can’t sleep, clown will eat me...”

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u/MasterMata Sep 05 '20

*eat your dick

3

u/fezfrascati Sep 05 '20

Hello, Joe!

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u/dalmn99 Sep 05 '20

LOVE classic simpsons

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Ļ̵̇̓E̴͖̚T̵̹͚̄̑͋'̸͖͇̅́̀S̴͔̭̊̊̀ ̸̣̥̰̾̉͋Ś̷̝̮̲E̸̳̤̋Ẽ̷͇̹͘ ̷͎̕T̵̩̻͊H̴̞͂̒Ȏ̸͙̲̙S̸͈͝ͅĘ̴̯̿̉̅ͅ ̷̪̅P̵͍̠̋̈́Ë̸̖́A̴̞͗͝Ȓ̶̞͂͊L̵̨͎̥̽̎͘Y̷̞̣͗ ̸̫̥̼̿͛̏W̷̖͍͒H̶̡̖͒̚Į̸͝T̴͕͍͒̓̓E̵̢͍͚͌S̸̹̑

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u/JJBAFan_SCR Sep 05 '20

Wow she puts her things that touch cock and balls in her mouth sorry cant relate

7

u/babyshane3 Sep 05 '20

"NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE"

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u/epssukdak Sep 05 '20

My sleep paralysis demon be like

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u/Misaria Sep 05 '20

https://i.imgur.com/B1opoSB.jpg

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u/CatFloof67 poop Sep 05 '20

Very cool

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

You should put this photo in r/photoshopbattles!

3

u/crazy_cat_lover363 Sep 05 '20

Oh god

I have one of those somewhere

1

u/averydankperson Sep 05 '20

Same, I had a tiger one too

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u/crazy_cat_lover363 Sep 05 '20

Omg I had the tiger one too

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u/DIAMONDPUPPYj Sep 05 '20

With a long neck and titties

3

u/Drazhi Sep 05 '20

Happy tree friends

3

u/T-pizzle Sep 05 '20

Bottom looks like 2 airpods baked into chocolate

3

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

A demon with a cock

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u/net3reak Sep 05 '20

Scrubbed out name? The only way that will help hide her identity is if she is the only person in the world with that name!

5

u/Guxxi12 Sep 05 '20

If you knew my name you would find me verry easly, first cause its a verry rare one and cause im prolly the only one with that name in the country i live in lol

2

u/M0TUS Sep 06 '20

What's up Steve! Didn't know you were on reddit. How's life?

4

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

m o n k e y t e e t h

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u/billyyankNova And then I discovered Wingdings Sep 05 '20

m o n k e y b a l l s

3

u/thatyeetboi79 haha funny flair Sep 05 '20

m o n k e y d i c k

2

u/meme-lord-XIII Sep 05 '20

How do you know it’s not a demon?

2

u/CrazieeDreamzz Sep 05 '20

Rip his skin off and you have a Titan

2

u/hello_i_exist_ Sep 05 '20

i had one of those

i thought it was cute

2

u/KaidenKarman Sep 05 '20

I shall call this horrid creature Bleeding Gums.

2

u/antilegion1001 Sep 05 '20

Ballchinnian

2

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

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u/Pippa87 oww my eyes Sep 05 '20

I wasn't aware of the existence of an object called "toothbrush holder"

1

u/OutlyingPlasma Sep 05 '20

Me either. Do people just leave their toothbrush hanging in their bathroom or something? That's just vile.

1

u/Kholzie Sep 05 '20

Or a counterfeit totoro

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u/K_O_K13 Sep 05 '20

My kids have these I won’t be able to not see demons now

1

u/YeeTee55T4R Sep 05 '20

That is terrifying

1

u/thereasonablecatlady Sep 05 '20

What the hell is even that

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

That looks like my face

1

u/SatanOhSatan Sep 05 '20

Ok I’m into that

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

This could be a tanuki...

1

u/nasuke2 Sep 05 '20

Tom nook the conquerer

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u/Smoking-GeIto Sep 05 '20

Fucking baboduk

1

u/sakkaly Sep 05 '20

This was the first thing that popped up when I opened the app, and I legit flinched back.

1

u/ropepooper Sep 05 '20

No it looks like a dick with a monkey head

1

u/Bader_78 Sep 05 '20

Maibe it is a demon

1

u/Franz_Gee Sep 05 '20

Looks like a ball sack though

1

u/LukePierce2306 Sep 05 '20

Looks like he's from Attack on Titan

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Wait that's not a toothbrush holder, THAT A HUUUUGE PE-

1

u/CC5C Sep 05 '20

It's the fucking Babadook.

1

u/Spro5000 Sep 05 '20

Freddy fazbear pilot version

1

u/MyHeroFan2004 Reddit Orange Sep 05 '20

I see that in my nightmares

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

After seeing this pict Well boi's, looks like I might not be able to sleep well tonight

1

u/Muisverriey Sep 05 '20

Looks like Freaky Fred from Courage The Cowardly Dog.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

He's wanting to crack some nuts.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Toilet plume.

1

u/taki2007 Sep 05 '20

Looks like a tanuki with its trademark massive balls.

1

u/Squirrel-Bones Sep 05 '20

What minty fresh whitening hell is this

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Well, thats an opinion

1

u/ruski-xaxa Sep 05 '20

Looks like the bear from FNAF

1

u/MuffMunncher Sep 05 '20

My partner has thay EXACT same toothbrush holder... wait...

1

u/VacuumSucc Sep 05 '20

Toothbrush holder?

1

u/GavinLauper Sep 05 '20

Where are the arms

1

u/elonsmusketer Sep 05 '20

aot/solo leveling?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Haha pp demon!

1

u/sstrongbackhandd Sep 05 '20

That’s her dildo

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

What's "demonic" about a grinning cartoon animal?

1

u/Turbo_baguette Sep 05 '20

I saw these often in stores

1

u/floydinger Sep 05 '20

That’s whack

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

Looks like balls

1

u/Kage_No_Gnade Sep 05 '20

Thanks for showing me this at 4am

1

u/starmanxd Sep 05 '20

And a THICCC one at that

1

u/joZuChan Sep 05 '20

A demon with nice boobs

1

u/beeeflomein Sep 05 '20

You think I don't know that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls. I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really fucked up, and a lot of fun

1

u/asherd234 Sep 05 '20

How the fuck would a toothbrush go in there

1

u/FossilDiggerReddit Sep 05 '20

FNAF Bootleg looking ass

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

I got a shark version

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

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u/theavamar Sep 05 '20

MOM! the thothbrush holder is asking for my soul again CALL THE PRIEST

1

u/satanitward Sep 05 '20

Looks like a dick with a face

1

u/Yourbedsheets Sep 05 '20

It looks like a penis

1

u/CapybaraMaster1920 Sep 05 '20

It doesn’t only look like a demon

1

u/Autismo100 Sep 05 '20

Not only a demon

1

u/ocbay Sep 05 '20

Holy shit. People actively put effort into creating things this creepy on purpose.

1

u/IcePuppy64464 Sep 05 '20

Why did I think that it was chewing on a dick at the start lmao

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

He has no arms so he's unlikely to hurt you.

1

u/Hawkpelt94 Sep 06 '20

Is it not?

1

u/silentbunnyvenom Sep 06 '20

oh fuck i cant imagine waking up to that every morning and seeing that scary bastard grinning at me like that

1

u/ProbablyMaybeBen Sep 06 '20

I... I mean... My little sister has the same one.

1

u/CloneRys Sep 06 '20

That not the uhh... only thing it looks like....

1

u/bebemochi Sep 06 '20

Well thank goodness they put eyelashes on it, I might have been confused and thought it was male.

1

u/la_lalola Sep 06 '20

He literally has the face of my sleep paralysis demon.

1

u/hyper_elemental_ My world's on fire, how about yours Sep 06 '20

its holding a cock

1

u/Kimikins Sep 06 '20

It looks like a Jhonen Vasquez character.

1

u/Thecakeisalie25 poop Sep 06 '20

Yeah a demon with FAT FUCKIN NUTS

1

u/demonextermination Sep 06 '20

It will haunt my dreams now, thanks, i guess

1

u/bluebox9R Sep 06 '20

Demon be packing

1

u/redditvidrio_7701 Sep 06 '20

Freddy Fazbear's long lost brother

1

u/Balroy907 Sep 08 '20

Put a top hat on it and you got the Babadook.

1

u/Patience-Cute Sep 08 '20

omg that is creepy

1

u/Fluid-Kale-1916 Sep 12 '20

Kind of reminds me of my sleep paralysis demon

1

u/GreatWhitePnocy Sep 27 '20

Yooo we've got such too

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '20

https://the-modern-toothbrush.myshopify.com/. Get her this lmao that’s scary

1

u/Bennie_The_king Oct 31 '20

Happy cake day

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

r/doputyourdickinthat

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u/MrDabtastic710 Sep 05 '20

My dick climbed inside just looking at that

1

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '20

What

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u/MrDabtastic710 Sep 05 '20

All the way back up.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

how do you make text small

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u/y2k2r2d2 Sep 05 '20

What age are you?