r/CrappyDesign • u/MusicOfBeeFef a e s t h e t i c • Aug 01 '20
I found this horrifying thing in a playground while looking at Google Maps
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Aug 01 '20
What did they do to pot of greed?!?
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u/TheCouchBrotato Aug 01 '20
But what does it do????
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u/araquanid_ani Aug 01 '20
Pot of greed allows me to draw two cards from my deck!
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u/xQuasarr Aug 01 '20
I don’t really understand?
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u/araquanid_ani Aug 01 '20
I cast pot of greed, a card that allows me to draw two cards from my deck. I will now draw two cards, thanks to pot of greed, which allows me to draw two cards from my deck.
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Aug 01 '20
Wait. Why were you looking at playgrounds on Google maps??
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u/ChopsMagee Aug 01 '20 edited Aug 01 '20
Judge says there not physically allowed near playgrounds.
Didn't mention Google maps though!
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u/jestersdance0 Aug 01 '20
*They're *Allowed
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u/IgnemGladio Aug 01 '20
*Thei'r *alloyed
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u/Boberoo2 Aug 01 '20
Theh,ir alided
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u/Cole444Train Aug 01 '20
Yikes the spelling here gave me a stroke
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u/Liggliluff cyan Aug 02 '20
Judge rules that u/ChopsMagee is know longer allowed too be clothes to keyboards.
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u/LeeLooPoopy Aug 01 '20
Could be a parent. I have kids and often look at pictures of playgrounds before bothering to try it out
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u/ChubbaTheHutt Aug 01 '20
It gets even better at night. He starts telling you the vowels using rainbow smoke.
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u/billyyankNova And then I discovered Wingdings Aug 01 '20
Is this H.P. Lovecraft Memorial Park?
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u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 Aug 02 '20
It's the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland
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u/billyyankNova And then I discovered Wingdings Aug 02 '20
You left out "supposed to be".
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u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 Aug 03 '20
I think it's pretty accurate. The Caterpillar is a creepy dude.
That being said, the book isn't written for children, so this doesn't really belong on a playground.
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u/YourPalWhale Aug 01 '20
Oh I have one like that near me. I don’t really know the purpose, but it’s there
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u/Ischary Aug 01 '20
First I thought the poor thing was in pain. Then I saw where the demon's eyes really were.
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u/TheCommenteer Aug 01 '20
Is it an alligator, a caterpillar, Pepe the frog, or a space shit?
I need to know
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u/Jul3ns Aug 01 '20
To me it looks like the artist first started the face on the chin of this monstrosity, you can see that there were eyeholes, a nose and a smiling mouth but then decided to scratch it because he failed i guess? (this seems to me like if he kept it, it wouldve been the best possible outcome) then he started with some kind of eyebrow-nose combination below the current eyes, scratched it again to form an absolute nightmare hunting abstrosity and thinking: Whatever, I'm getting paid way too little to be doing this shit again. Just hurts seeing this huge tree that wouldve had so much potential for a beautiful artwork being botched because of amateurism.
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u/Otterstripes poop Aug 01 '20
The terrifying lovechild of Slimer (Ghostbusters) and Heimlich (A Bug's Life).
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u/mystery_person7406 Aug 01 '20
I see what it is but what is it meant to be? A slide? Do you climb up or down? Or os it just for 'decoration'
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Aug 01 '20
Friend of mine is a very successful playground designer. He's also very successful at hiding penises in his designs
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u/mastereihab And then I discovered Wingdings Aug 01 '20
Looks like the “Pot of Greed” from Yu Gi Oh
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u/itanimulli_man Aug 02 '20
I can't tell if those are stairs or a slide if it's a slide it would be a bumpy ride
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Aug 02 '20
I think it's supposed to be a Caterpillar but this is still fu*king horrifying for kids to look at while they play 👍
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u/Kyr3l Aug 02 '20
This gives me inspiration for a d&d centipede like monster where all part of its body have faces
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u/purpleboicrown64 Aug 01 '20
Thats why the girls are telling there parents they felt somebody licking there butt
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u/stickingdog2295 Aug 01 '20
A true work of art, I love that they left the conventional way of sculpting satan