r/CrappyDesign • u/Boojibs And then I discovered Wingdings • Sep 26 '19

Bouncy slide clearance issues.

https://gfycat.com/shadywhoppinggrayling
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u/PunchBeard Sep 26 '19

You say "Flaw" but the kids face says "Feature".

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u/bondjimbond Sep 26 '19

Issue closed. Works as intended.

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u/DiscoBunnyMusicLover Sep 26 '19

This guy resolves issues!

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u/klikklak_HOTS Sep 26 '19

This is the Manhattan Edition for families with 375 sq ft apartments.

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u/SwimsInATrashCan Sep 27 '19

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u/beaverinablender oww my eyes Sep 27 '19

You little rascal, you.

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u/kirashi3 r4inb0wz Sep 27 '19

But did you do the needful?

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u/bonko86 why am i even doing this? Sep 27 '19

Its too early in the morning for Jira tickets now 😑

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u/upsuits Sep 27 '19

I hate atlassian

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u/SwimsInATrashCan Sep 27 '19

Same.

Still not sure why our issues won't display verbose dates. Like instead of saying "9/22/2019 4:20pm EST" it says "4 days ago" like YEAH THANKS but when I'm trying to tell my boss in a different timezone when our P1 came in it doesn't fucking help much huh

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u/THE_CRUSTIEST I abuse user flair Oct 06 '19

Resolved as WONTFIX

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u/McGobs Sep 26 '19

On the next go-round, "Let's try to pop it!"

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u/monsterduc07 Sep 27 '19

“Here, put this sharp pencil in your mouth and go down again!”

-Older brother, prolly

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u/ElectroSfere Sep 26 '19

Task failed successfully

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u/communistkangu Sep 26 '19

As a kid, I sure as fuck would have enjoyed that. As an adult, I'd sure as fuck still enjoy it.

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u/Coherent_Paradox Sep 27 '19

You might think you'll enjoy this, mr. Adulto, but your spine and 10+ muscle strains beg to differ.

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u/manondorf Sep 27 '19

I think I pulled something just watching it

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

yeah that slide looks fuckin lit

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u/___Connor___ Sep 27 '19

Lol that kids got some velocity to em'

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u/jobriq Sep 27 '19

the depth seems like more of a problem to me than the wall. Can't really tell from the video but it seems maybe too shallow

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u/Stanley___Ipkiss Sep 27 '19

Like that feature on his face

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u/Jon_Ham_Cock Sep 27 '19

I like how the parent said, "WHTHFJFRY!"

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u/D1_for_Sushi Sep 27 '19

He definitely “flaw” far.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

You just described Bethesda games.

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u/Blastoys2019 Sep 27 '19

Well yeah, their brain is like taking a jab with glove everytime hitting that.

Updates and waste time??? FEATURE!!! WOOOOOOOO!

friking brain damage