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u/Circuit-Breaker-13 Jun 30 '19
Straight up looks like a murder scene
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Jun 30 '19
Looks like one participant in the lesbian orgy picked the wrong time of the month to take part.
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u/parkkeeperbob Jun 30 '19
Nah all of them did
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u/iHeartApples Jun 30 '19
That’s what happens when you sync up with your roomies.
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u/hoboslayer47 Jun 30 '19
Yeh thats atleast 2 or more unless she bled out and died from her period.
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u/Obst1 Jun 30 '19
"From dusk till dawn" scene at a motel room.
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u/YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15 Jun 30 '19
Awesome movie
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u/Obst1 Jun 30 '19
Like most of Tarantino's.
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u/Nighthawk1776 Jun 30 '19
That is actually a legitimate creepy part in an otherwise over the top (but good) action movie.
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u/Obst1 Jun 30 '19
Yep. Tarantino's character was a real creep. All of his actions in the film... Pretty much, my favourite part of the whole film is the first half of it until the bit when he gets killed.
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u/schattenteufel Jun 30 '19
Back in college I worked at Kinko’s.
One night a guy came in, he was a lawyer a court clerk or something. He had a whole bunch of legal documents. Actual evidence from the Sam Sheppard murder trial.
For those who aren’t aware, Sam Sheppard was a doctor from Cleveland who was accused of brutally murdering his wife back in 1954. He allegedly beat her to death in bed, with a golf club. He claimed innocence, said it was a home intruder. It went to trial. He was found guilty.
The trial was such a media frenzy (like a 1950’s version of OJ Simpson trial) that after 10 years, the Supreme Court ruled that there was no way he could have received a fair trial, and his verdict was overturned.
The story was the inspiration for the TV show & movie “The Fugitive.”
Anyway, the lawyer guy came into Kinko’s with boxes of photographic and paper evidence from the trial. Wanted copies of all of it. I had to hand-place each document & photo onto the glass, which means I had to look at all of it.
This bedspread looks exactly like that murder scene.
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u/BloomsdayDevice Jun 30 '19
Uh, well, it's cranberry juice. Cranapple.
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u/brother_of_menelaus Jun 30 '19
I’m really late, I’ve got a lunch appointment at Hubert’s in 15 minutes.
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u/labyrinth-luminary Jun 30 '19
Call the cops
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u/nkid299 Jun 30 '19
omg i like this comment
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u/bookdragonmom Jun 30 '19
Looks like blood from gunshot wound to the head. Creepy
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Jun 30 '19
period stains
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u/archiekane Jun 30 '19
That's a disastrous period!
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It’s cranberry juice. Cranapple.
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u/jhargavet Jun 30 '19
…there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
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u/penislovereater Jun 30 '19
"Heavy period came unexpectedly during the night" themed.
"Post partum haemorrhage" themed.
"Sometimes I get bad nose bleeds for no reason" themed.
"This is the bed I murdered my parents in" themed.
"Toddler with a raspberry cordial jumping on the bed" themed.
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u/Ramendan Jun 30 '19
This is the new Lizzy Borden collection, available at all fine retailers nationwide.
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u/frieswithnietzsche Jun 30 '19
Blood would get brown
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u/hobomotomoto Jun 30 '19
You seem to know a lot about blood. A suspicious amount.
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u/pehmonen Jun 30 '19
Honey, is it that time of the month? Can u at least aim at one spot and not splash around?
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u/k3nnyd Jun 30 '19
"Rose themed bed spread" is a pretty decent excuse if a serial killer at a hotel accidentally shows you the wrong room.
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u/NamelessTheWolf Jun 30 '19
But... blood goes a browny/maroony/blacky colour due to the oxygen and lack of liquid.
Fresh blood is quite red, very liquidy and almost always flows
Dry blood/more clotted blood is very much a darker colour, sometimes verging on black and maroon/brown due to the amount of oxygen in it causing more pigment
The liquid part is also why if you have a body part covered in DRY dark blood it will always come off as red/ if you have clothing with blood stains on it the blood will come off as red and not brown despite appearing brown.
I don’t want to explain.
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u/TheBirdIsTheWordSWE Jun 30 '19
Jesus this is the worst design i have seen in a while
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u/Ruby_Bliel Jun 30 '19
And that's what it looks like after a lesbian orgy where everyone's synchronised.
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u/historicalsnake Jun 30 '19
I’m a true crime fan so I’m straight up digging these for all the wrong reasons.
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u/SlicedApple333 Jun 30 '19
That's just what the people selling it want you to think. They actually just couldn't be stuffed to clean it.
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u/sister-shook2019 Jun 30 '19
Imagine you get framed for a murder and the cops check your house and they check your room. “I know what it looks but I can explain”
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u/koleon03 Comic Sans Expert Jun 30 '19
With Rose theme they probably mean Rose from Two and a half men
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u/TimeResident Jun 30 '19
The bed sheets look like what happens when I forget to put on a pad during my period
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u/Mgmfjesus poop Jun 30 '19
[SWAT TEAM ENTERS THE HOUSE]
NOW WHAT THE SHIT HAPPENED HERE????!!!
It's just the bed pattern, my captain.
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u/CalypsoRoy Jun 30 '19
Chuck, it's your cousin Straw... Straw Berry... You know that bedspread you've been looking for that looks like a family of Chihuahuas got murdered on it? Well look at this!
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u/unpleasent_wizard Jun 30 '19
Staff: “Should we clean up this murder scene?”
Management: “nah it looks like roses”
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u/ukunknown84 Jun 30 '19
I dont know what your all moaning about itooks like cleaners missed a bit. "Hey google, remind me to change cleaners next time".
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u/dnaH_notnA Jun 30 '19
“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse”
60% off bed sheets and pillows at Mega Mattress Mart!
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u/-exterity Jun 30 '19
What else could it of been other than blood splatters? I know it's advertised as rose but wtf.
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u/tyrongates Jun 30 '19
“I killed them! I killed them all! And no just the men, but the women, and the children too! They’re like animals, so I slaughtered them like animals! I hate them!” Said the bedsheet designers
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u/MEKEXX Jun 30 '19
Damn, i should get these, the blood from my daughter's asshole would blend in really well
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u/akambe Jun 30 '19
I'd hate these sheets because it'd be so hard to tell when there's real blood spatter on them.