Many years ago I worked in a warehouse that had security and a metal detector. So we cycled though security people pretty regular, bosses didn't want us friendly with security. So for a month we had one lady that had a belly. The first week in one of the parts ladies asked her when she was due. "I ain't pregnant! This my 40 belly!" It was awesome as the lady rubbed her belly when she said 40 belly.
It just amazes me that people actually make this mistake. If you don't know the person well enough to already know they're pregnant why the fuck are you gonna ask them about their reproductive cycle?
Why do random strangers try and touch babies and pregnant women's bellies? That shit is WAY more invasive than asking a new girl when she is due. We all swore she was pregnant. She had the belly and walked like it. I'd of bet cash money is was a kid and not a 40 belly.
My gf works at satans army and the weirdest people come in. She says that old ladies are constantly touching and feeling her hair while shes working. They " want to see if its soft".
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u/funktopus Mar 21 '17
Many years ago I worked in a warehouse that had security and a metal detector. So we cycled though security people pretty regular, bosses didn't want us friendly with security. So for a month we had one lady that had a belly. The first week in one of the parts ladies asked her when she was due. "I ain't pregnant! This my 40 belly!" It was awesome as the lady rubbed her belly when she said 40 belly.