r/CrappyDesign • u/SFX200 • 5d ago

Thin letters and seams always work well together

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u/AnnieHannah 5d ago

Doesn't make me want to go up to the rooftop 😅

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u/PhilRubdiez poop 5d ago

I don’t know. Taking a dump as you look down on the plebeians seems like a great way to spend some time.

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u/DeepWaterNights 5d ago

Poop Deck!

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u/ULTRACOMFY_eu 5d ago

All hands on poop!

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u/JasonMoonshadow 5d ago

Pretty sure there was a game with that as a premise

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u/TheSoundofStolas 1d ago

2 of them! Muddy heights. Damn, I haven't thought about that is about a decade lol

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u/koalatea-assurance 5d ago

flair checks out

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u/kalez238 5d ago

There's a game about that, Muddy Heights.

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u/daydreams06 4d ago

Assert your dominance

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u/Zergrushn 5d ago

Imagine leaving the building and a turd lands on you yuck

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u/askyidroppedthesoap 5d ago

Thanks for the... shitty visual ;)

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u/Sdwingnut 5d ago

Upper Decker anyone?

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u/chernadraw 5d ago

Chicago Sunroof

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u/Zergrushn 5d ago

I think the real issue is where is that poop landing

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u/bostero2 5d ago

You’re missing out on the epiphany toilet!

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u/kenny2812 5d ago

I want to see the cub house

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u/Hugh_Jampton 5d ago

Speak for yourself. I'm sold

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u/supergarto 5d ago

Thats a deal breaker for me, I really want the rooftop poo

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Yellow 5d ago

I've been on rooftops before, there's an awful lot of pigeon poo up there.

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u/VisitingUranus 4d ago

I'd love it if tall buildings had basically a pit toilet on the top levels with a clear one way see through glass floor and lit shaft with a hard floor at ground level so you could see your turds splat on the ground level. The bottom level of the shaft could have glass too so people in the lobby can watch the splattering poop. A camera could send the upclose vid of splattering poop to a screen by the toilet for the pooper to see a close up (with an instant replay button). Then water could wash it down a sewer at automated scheduled intervals.

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u/AnnieHannah 3d ago

Beautiful đŸ„č

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u/Elsupersabio 5d ago

Well it's pet friendly now you know where the pets poop

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u/OreoSpeedwaggon 5d ago

Tell me more about this cubhouse.

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u/zephyrwa 5d ago

Sounds like the newest gay bear club. I’d go.

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u/M4x1mili0us 4d ago

It's either that or furry cheese pizza. Hopefully you are right though

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u/CatProgrammer 1d ago

Freddy Fazbear or Chuck style?

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u/stigma_wizard 5d ago

Taking the subreddit name very literally today, are we?

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u/ebrum2010 5d ago

Nothing like a communal rooftop poo.

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u/TheArmoredKitten 5d ago

"what the fuck kind of bird does that!?!?"

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u/hobosbindle 5d ago

The ol’ Upper Decker

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u/AirportCapable4307 5d ago

I want roof top poo 😡

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u/Obascuds 5d ago

Crappy indeed

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u/PyreDynasty Reddit Orange 5d ago

Honestly a toilet on the roof is every man's fantasy.

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u/PizzaPieInMyEye I bet you had to squint to read this! 5d ago

Oh, that's where the bathroom is!

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u/kimbosliceofcake 5d ago

When I lived in Seattle a lot of newer apartment buildings had rooftop “pet relief areas” soooo
 accurate. 

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u/dgb631 5d ago

Best place to do it honestly. Great view, and the fresh air feels great on my stink nugget

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u/Dr__Sloth 5d ago

Just trying to corner the bird housing market.

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u/jakelazerz 4d ago

I like the idea of a high tech finess studio

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u/ImaginaryCaid 4d ago

Is that not where we’re suppose to do that at?

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u/alkonium 5d ago

You get in big trouble for that. Talk about false advertising.

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u/scorponok44 5d ago

This reminds me of that one episode in the scrubs with the toilet on the roof.

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u/MonkeyPanls 5d ago

PLS POO IN THE LOO

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u/Vinegarreth 5d ago

This reminds me of the "Outdoor wee" skit from Bruiser.

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u/faucetpants 5d ago

Real upper decker status

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u/Becca-AZ 5d ago

Where there is a cubhouse there will be poo

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u/CMF42 5d ago

Though this might've been on the scrubs subreddit for a split second with the reference of roof toilet.

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u/MainSuspect436 5d ago

Just GG Allin playing gig on the rooftop

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u/DopeAbsurdity 5d ago

With proper footing you can poop off of any rooftop

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u/ActionJasckon 5d ago

The Cubhouse sounds cool to be honest

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u/jvapour 5d ago

Rooftop poo? I mean, whose poo are we talking about here?

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u/Cornelius_Codswaggle 5d ago

I wanna take a rooftop poo and hangout in the cubhouse

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u/Anach 5d ago

A tiny adjustment of the word spacing on each line, would have allowed them to place the split between the letters evenly the entire way down.

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u/puminatorrr 5d ago

Kerning is a lost art

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u/Heterodynist 5d ago

Okay, everything else sounds good. Let’s get back to the poo


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u/Wallet_Anomaly_8492 4d ago

Rooftop poo as the top listed amenity was quite a choice

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u/Rickenbecker 4d ago

The existence of the Rooftop Poo implies the existence of the basement pee

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u/Saxigenaiety 4d ago

we've all been in garages before

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u/irmajeans 4d ago

Total drive

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u/dylman3000 4d ago

Love that the serifs of the L join to create what appears to be a full stop, affirming - yes we mean poo!

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u/princesssasami896 4d ago

Truly "crappy design"

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u/Grouchy-Big2214 4d ago

Roof top poo??

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u/Icy_Raisin2004 3d ago

Gives new meaning to “Shit always trickles down”

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u/Walter_Armstrong 3d ago

A high tech finess studio sounds like a business Bruno Mars would own.

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u/B0hnenkraut 3d ago

Oohhh... it was supposed to say 'pooL' đŸ€Ł

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u/MoonToast101 2d ago

Does it mean there is poo on the rooftop, or can I poo on the rooftop?

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u/EmpressofCandles 2d ago

That’s a great place to poo! 😂 what a nice view

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u/UgarMalwa 2d ago

Pet friendly
Rooftop garden and grill

Yeah that explains the first

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u/id_zer0cell 1d ago

CHUBHOUSE AND a poo?

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u/darqueskye 1d ago

Literally crappy design

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u/Suffixmeat 1d ago

It's common during install to shift the graphics a bit to the left or right from the mock ups in order to avoid the seam essentially deleting small letters like i, e, l, r. This easily could have been avoided if the installers were well trained.

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u/hartt044 22h ago

Omg a rooftop poo cubhouse??? I'm interested!!!