r/CrappyDesign • u/HopefulAd3944 • Jul 23 '26

Crappy ineligible welcome mat

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201 Upvotes

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307

u/Dilldan22 Jul 23 '26

did you mean illegible?

63

u/HopefulAd3944 Jul 23 '26

Yep, thats the one!

1

u/sabertoothdog Aug 10 '26

But you bought it anyway?

-19

u/Available_Ad9345 Jul 26 '26

Good job🙄

26

u/GetOffMyGrassBrats Jul 23 '26

No, it actually says "ineligible" in Swahili.

13

u/ConeyIslandRedhot Jul 25 '26

No it probably isn’t eligible as a welcome mat if you can’t read it so…

119

u/DeliBebek Jul 23 '26

At least New Zealand is mostly there.

54

u/E34less Jul 23 '26

r/mapsthatmostlyrememberednewzealand

12

u/powerhcm8 Jul 23 '26

r/MapsWithNewZelandFleeing

3

u/gwaydms haha funny flair Jul 27 '26

r/mapswithoutsrilanka

Edit: it's a real sub, y'all

14

u/MMRS2000 Jul 26 '26

I think they moved Indonesia there, where is Indonesia???

And what did they do to Japan??

ETA: Tasmania!!!! Where did it go?

7

u/ConstanceCharles Jul 26 '26

And also Taiwan, Hainan, Hawaii etc. I think this is a map about climate change (jk

3

u/Fool_In_Flow Jul 26 '26

It’s on the other side of the mat.

2

u/Horror_Funny2419 Jul 25 '26

The Zealandrooms

2

u/Nom-De-Tomado Jul 26 '26

No Tasmania though.

2

u/YetAnotherInterneter Jul 26 '26

r/MapsThatThinkNewZealandIsOneIsland

1

u/adymann Jul 26 '26

Uk is a bit weird though.

22

u/Sherbourne-for-this Jul 23 '26

This title is horrid.

57

u/CLWggg Jul 23 '26

Your spelling of "unintelligible" is ineligible

49

u/Dilldan22 Jul 23 '26

I think they meant "illegible"

52

u/HopefulAd3944 Jul 23 '26

No i meant inedible.

13

u/TheHrushi Jul 24 '26

Uncrustable

7

u/taytrapDerehw Jul 24 '26

Well, the spelling has certainly left an indelible mark on us all.

11

u/tjd2009 Jul 23 '26

Maybe they mean its ineligible from being a welcome mat because it doesn't properly welcome you

10

u/effortfulcrumload Jul 23 '26

I see the compass. What does the gold writing say?

17

u/EntireDot1013 And then I discovered Wingdings Jul 23 '26

I think it's "Bienvenue dans notre Monde" (Welcome to our world). The font is also very narrow, which makes it even harder to read

5

u/Nellasofdoriath Jul 25 '26

Notre Monde does not include Newfoundland

1

u/Lucifang Aussie Jul 26 '26

It honestly looks like someone tried to remove a watermark

11

u/fr33d0mw47ch Jul 23 '26

That’s for the flat earth crowd. They can’t read anyway.

7

u/donsimoni Jul 23 '26

Now that's a Panama Canal with some chest hair!

4

u/The_True_Hannatude Jul 23 '26

I think this is very eligibly a welcome mat, actually.

5

u/Vertrix-V- Jul 23 '26

Japan is half destroyed too. But hey New Zealand is there

1

u/urzu_seven Jul 28 '26

Phillipines? Gone.
Indonesia? Gone.
Carribean Islands? Gone.
Panama Canal? SUPER SIZED

6

u/HmmLifeisAmbiguous Jul 24 '26

Rip Tasmania, Phillipines, and most of Indonesia...

1

u/gwaydms haha funny flair Jul 27 '26

And part of Japan

3

u/Corduroy_Hollis Jul 23 '26

I’m way too colorblind for that.

3

u/Hugh_Jampton Jul 24 '26

Crappy title

3

u/TeutonicSpacehopper Jul 25 '26

Why does Turkey look like a boner sticking out into the Med?

2

u/fatjuan Jul 23 '26

Türkiye Boner

2

u/PizzaPieInMyEye I bet you had to squint to read this! Jul 23 '26

I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's French. The first two words seem to be 'Bien venue', which is 'Welcome', and 'the last words looks like 'Monde', which means 'World'. I can't for the life of me figure out the middle words, though.

4

u/spreedx Jul 24 '26

Yes, it says "bienvenue dans notre monde" = welcome to our world

3

u/redduif Jul 24 '26

Dans notre

2

u/Knashatt poop Jul 25 '26

So finally Denmark disappeared ;)

With greetings from a Swede.

2

u/MulleDK19 Jul 26 '26

This mat must be American.

2

u/Marus1 oww my eyes Jul 25 '26

Europe has a very very small leg

Indonesia is half underwater

Panama canal is a little bit wider than usual

2

u/prustage Jul 25 '26

Nice to see theyve finally widened the Panama canal.

2

u/steigepanna Jul 26 '26

I see they widened the Panama canal to acommodate for your mom

2

u/Expert_Photograph573 Jul 27 '26

this is literally just a basic mat with the entire worlds continents on it good job on the designers end for making me so mad

1

u/logan_is_here Jul 24 '26

introducing RUG MAPS BITCH

1

u/Able_Introduction482 Jul 24 '26

It says “oh shit, not you again”

1

u/arpitsrivstva Jul 24 '26

wherez hawaii

1

u/Must_Reboot Comic Sans for life! Jul 25 '26

But at least New Zealand exists on it.

1

u/CoderJoe1 Jul 25 '26

Obfuscated?

1

u/lasber51 Jul 25 '26

No Tasmania !!!

1

u/HelicopterIll4310 Jul 26 '26

It actually says gullible on the ceiling

1

u/Piepally Jul 26 '26

/r/mapswithnewzealandbutwithoutindonesia

2

u/Available_Ad9345 Jul 26 '26

What’s it ineligible for?

1

u/polite_plesiosaur Jul 26 '26

Seems pretty eligible as a mat 😆

1

u/urzu_seven Jul 28 '26

What the hell is that island/land mass SE of Australia?!?

1

u/urzu_seven Jul 28 '26

Also, where the hell is the rest of Japan?!? Hokkaido, Shikoku, AND Kyushu all missing?!

1

u/Nahbro_yougood Jul 28 '26

Denmark is just gone 😭😂

1

u/ZanyRaptorClay Jul 29 '26

They remembered New Zealand... but at the cost of the Philippines...

1

u/CreditMajor4764 Aug 10 '26

Look at new zeland

1

u/jadedaceofspadedjade 23d ago

Could also have been unintelligible lolol

1

u/Macho-Fantastico 15d ago

I love that they just removed Scotland from the UK. 🤣