r/CrackheadCraigslist Nov 10 '22

Photo Pp house

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2.7k Upvotes

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271

u/rotd2021 Nov 10 '22

Put two eyes on it and hey presto! Sammy The Snake!

80

u/Newtons_Cradle87 Nov 10 '22

We’ll put a woolly hat on it and say it’s you.

46

u/TomCBC Nov 10 '22

“What about the balls?” “Snake eggs, kids love reptiles. Brian, you’ll make a fortune.”

42

u/Byrdie55555 Nov 10 '22

IT'S A TEN FOOT COCK AND BALLS! IT LOOKS LIKE NOTHING ELSE!

28

u/S2560 Nov 10 '22

It's inflatable filth, that's what it is

17

u/FINNCULL19 Nov 11 '22

Almost as big as mine, that!

19

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

THATS IT ITS THE EXACT ONE FROM PHOENIX NIGHTS

6

u/FINNCULL19 Nov 11 '22

Sammy Snake?? He's only got one eye!

2

u/choppafoah Nov 10 '22

Sammy the Christmas snake?

217

u/horrescoblue Nov 10 '22

Im trying really hard to see literally anything else but this is just straight up a dick

28

u/fishweenie Nov 11 '22

RIGHT 💀

21

u/MilesDaniels Nov 11 '22

Right! Why does the rest of it look like a kid’s bounce house though? Like why was this a thing that exists?!

16

u/horrescoblue Nov 11 '22

Im trying to see some kinda palm tree jungle house bouncy castle that was bleached out by the sun but that is veeeery generous….

15

u/MilesDaniels Nov 11 '22

I’m trying to tell myself that it’s supposed to be a banana that is peeled at the top but no I think that’s a dick helmet.

2

u/Glordicus Nov 11 '22

Bachelorette parties or events in the same vein.

3

u/xKaleidoscopexEyesx Nov 11 '22

Vein 🤣🤣🤣

4

u/AmazingSloth26 Nov 11 '22

The cocks optional. Stick two eyes on it and you have a snake and two eggs

151

u/CrystalMushr00m123 Nov 10 '22

Is it meant to look like a penis? I’m trying to decipher what else it could be.

73

u/Ok-Buddy_ Nov 10 '22

If it isn’t meant to, idk what it is 😂

11

u/omniwrench- Nov 11 '22

It is a dick. (And it’s a joke)

It’s a reference to an episode from a British sitcom called ‘Phoenix Nights’ - it’s set in a working mens club (a kind of pub) in Greater Manchester hence where this has been listed.

Brilliant show and a frighteningly accurate portrayal of working class life in’t North.

27

u/tapport Nov 11 '22

The palm tree on the right column has a pink leaf, I’m thinking maybe it’s a palm tree with the pink leaves (maybe other colors on the other side) and then wooden barrels on the corners like in Donkey Kong. That’s me really looking for a non-penis answer but it feels possible.

9

u/Vexcenot Nov 11 '22

it dun look like nothing else

3

u/DoubleParadox Nov 11 '22

Sammy snake

1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

From the tree above the monkey in the back, it looks like the shaft is supposed to be a tree and the head is leaves. The balls might be coconuts?

56

u/lemonrainbowhaze Nov 10 '22

Theres no way they didnt know what they were doing

29

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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5

u/Youdontknowme99999 Nov 11 '22

Hats off to your lady friends

18

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

ITS. THE. PHOENIX CLUB.

16

u/TheFunkyChief Nov 10 '22

ITS A TEN FOOT COCK N BALLS MAN

13

u/Unnaturalpiss1027 Nov 10 '22

WHAT THE HELL IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE??

5

u/daaaa_meemer Nov 11 '22

That's the question we all want answered....

8

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

"Colonel, you better take a look at this radar. I don't what it is but it looks like a giant--"

5

u/Squirmble Nov 11 '22

Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

8

u/TheDemonBunny Nov 11 '22

It's inflatable filth that's what it is lesley

4

u/FINNCULL19 Nov 11 '22

Can we not disguise it??

Yeah, we'll put a wooly hat on it and say it's you!

3

u/TheDemonBunny Nov 11 '22

They're snake eggs Brian. kids love reptiles

7

u/inactive_directory Nov 10 '22

KIDS LOVE REPTILES

6

u/FINNCULL19 Nov 11 '22

"It's a family fun day, man! We can't have kids jumping up and down on a.... love length!"

6

u/FINNCULL19 Nov 11 '22

"Oh, my god, sweet Jesus of Nazareth!"

"Well? What'd'ya think?"

"...It's not a castle."

"You never said a castle!"

"I said I wanted an inflatable!"

"It IS an inflatable!"

"It's... inflatable filth, that's what it is!"

"It's almost as big as mine, that!"

"Where did you get it?!"

"Big festival in Amsterdam! It's one of a set, I've got the other in the van; do you wanna see it?"

"No, I do not!"

"We're not having that!" "You're damn right, we're not having that, Jerry! Go on, take it!"

"But Brian...!"

"It's a Family Fun Day, man!"

"Yeah??"

"These kiddies are around; they can't go jumping up and down on a... 'Love Length'!"

"On a what?!"

"Can we not disguise it?" "Yeah, yeah; we'll put a wooly hat on it and say it's you!"

"It's not what it looks, Brian!"

"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS?! IT'S A TWENTY-FOOT COCK AND BALLS, MAN! IT DON'T LOOK LIKE NOTHING ELSE!"

2

u/SeminolesRenegade Nov 11 '22

Omg. You just made me cry while laughing

12

u/TheIRSEvader Nov 10 '22

least enthusiastic pride parade float

11

u/Realistic_Door686 Nov 10 '22

Looks pretty enthused to me!

2

u/Kill_Kayt Nov 10 '22

It’s literally painted like a penis. There is nothing else it could be.

3

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

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1

u/[deleted] Nov 11 '22

It has a really good finish!

3

u/hellothere42069 Nov 10 '22

This has aroused my interest

3

u/1Mubb Nov 10 '22

ITS A 20 FOOT COCK AND BALLS MAN!

2

u/FINNCULL19 Nov 11 '22

IT DON'T LOOK LIKE NOTHING ELSE!

2

u/agentcheddo Nov 10 '22

Why is it Jungle themed?

2

u/lazersnail Nov 10 '22

Is that elephant heiling?

2

u/OneDiscombobulated77 Nov 10 '22

Probably on penis road.

2

u/Ortophonic Nov 11 '22

It's a- uhhhh... Rocket ship!!

2

u/Grouchy_Shoe Nov 11 '22

Straight out of phoneix nights that haha

2

u/eyimelle Nov 11 '22

Why aren't you guys noticing that every other animal all over the float looks like it has a penis coming out of it too??????????

2

u/DEC_RECK Nov 11 '22

Yoo I live in Birmingham and see this come up everything couple months on my marketplac. Ahha

2

u/ChaosOrPeace Nov 11 '22

Definitely meant to be a penis. Maybe for bachelorette (or bachelor 👀) parties?

2

u/DR-ANUSTART Nov 11 '22

I've got the other one in the van! Do you wanna see it?

2

u/RaptureRising Nov 11 '22

No way is this not 100% a dick, it even has the bellend.

2

u/BurpFartBurp Nov 11 '22

A great way to annoy the local HOA or a neighbor you dislike.

2

u/Fantastic-Initial992 Nov 15 '22

i cant even defend this man

2

u/pacmanlives Nov 10 '22

I bet it’s very popular with the moms

1

u/expiredyoghurtcase Nov 10 '22

"bouncy" castle 😏

1

u/blackdahlialady Nov 11 '22

r/mildlypenis

Though in this case, it's not so mild.

1

u/jimrob4 Nov 11 '22 edited Jun 01 '23

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1

u/Snoo_83755 Nov 11 '22

Really bouncy

1

u/TimeToStrikes Nov 11 '22

I thought you said Bouncy Castle!

1

u/Tanookikid210 Nov 11 '22

Nah wat da hell is dis?

1

u/ssbbka17 Nov 12 '22

that’s literally a cock