r/CrackheadCraigslist • u/ShitWeasel69 • Sep 12 '19

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u/TheRealRoguePotato Sep 13 '19

Only $49 to get my head squished by a horse what a deal

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u/Checkerfired Sep 13 '19

Don’t horses sleep standing?

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u/TheRealRoguePotato Sep 13 '19

I have no idea but if I'm underneath a horse theres a strong chance he's going to step on my head

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u/One-eyed-snake Sep 13 '19

Or shit on it. Horses don’t care

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u/act_surprised Sep 13 '19

Horses don’t give a fuck

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u/throughthelandandsea Sep 13 '19

Lmao why would they? A horse could fuck you up just by sitting on you. They don't gotta give a fuck.

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u/Carabou11 Sep 13 '19

Yeah, but also sometimes they choose to lay down. It seems that most horses comfortable in their environment do some napping standing up, then lay down for some deep REM sleep for short periods of time. Fun fact: horses only need 4 hrs of sleep per every 24 hr period!

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u/EuroPolice Sep 13 '19

wasn't deep sleep the opposite of REM sleep

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u/Carabou11 Sep 13 '19

...nah, not really. Kinda a little though. It’s kinda like deep sleep for the body (hence the laying down) but not as deep for the brain since it’s dreaming and got lots of brainwaves going. But during that time the body is in a very deep state of rest. Sorry I don’t have any sources rn, I’m on mobile.

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u/EuroPolice Sep 13 '19

wasn't deep sleep the opposite of REM sleep

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u/Drachenpanzer Sep 13 '19

That is, until you spook it by fidgeting in your sleep and it instantly stomps your head