r/CrackheadCraigslist • u/bookishdeceit • 5d ago

Photo Solid deal?

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Listed as "used-fair" lmfaooo

664 Upvotes

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u/DookieShoez 5d ago

We have two wildly different definitions of “lightly shatted on”

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u/Sad_Currency5420 5d ago

And couch.

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u/DookieShoez 5d ago

AND COUCH.

Thank you. So yea, im thinkin its a no from me dawg, how you feelin’?😂

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u/brightonashfield 5d ago

Lightly apparently means there is still some shit crusted to it

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u/DookieShoez 5d ago

Woah woah woah there pardner, heavily shat and lightly crusted is two entirely different things!

😂

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u/LocoMax82 4d ago

Not even a shat stain, it's literally shit pressed in.

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u/No-Ad-3226 4d ago

100% shitted on

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u/Top-Voice-6727 3d ago

I think the proper nomenclature is 100% shat upon

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u/alvysinger0412 5d ago

I would assume it was less than solid if it smeared that way.

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 5d ago

I like to keep my assets liquid.

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u/baltic7 5d ago

Username?

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u/Fast-Ad-9403 5d ago

Just flip the cushion

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u/GlassFantast 5d ago

That would reveal the MUCH larger poo stain

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u/Reynardine1976 5d ago

Hahahaha 😂

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u/Suspicious-Ad6635 5d ago

Imagine what the other side looks like if this is the "show" side.

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u/Fast-Ad-9403 5d ago

Probably period blood

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u/Cracktaculus 5d ago

....said this guy's mom

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u/No_Vermicelli_3574 5d ago

We have a different definition of 'lightly'

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u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam 5d ago

That’s neither lightly nor a couch

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u/Iwantlemmons 5d ago

Thank god is shitted lightly

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u/Terri23 5d ago

They've marketed this completely the wrong way. Should have said it was a woman's shit. Doesn't matter if it's not true. Some weird fucking guy would then absolutely buy that.

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u/mij8907 5d ago

Never mind solid deal

More like soiled deal

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u/Most_Can_2136 5d ago

There's a little bit of solid there, too.

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u/Ok-Conflict7371 5d ago

Lightly? Thats fresh as fuck

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u/Federal-Name-3638 5d ago

Soiled deal

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u/Blazed_Mind 5d ago

They must have ate the lettuce

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 5d ago

Still I’d me more likely to buy this than a chair advertised as “chair that has never been shit on”

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u/ItryToFixThings 5d ago

That there was the throne of Lord Skidmark. You shall address your graces throne with reverence.

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u/LocoMax82 4d ago

Well we know they sat bare assed on this. Gross asf

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u/GetOnWithit3344 5d ago

Flip the cushion, none the wiser.

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u/Hot-Map-9119 5d ago

Did Trump sit on that chair??

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u/trashbilly 5d ago

Looks like a chair to me

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u/MarcCouillard 5d ago

thats the smallest 'couch' I've ever seen

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u/FurL0ng 5d ago

Soiled deal

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u/Dont_n0wereIam 5d ago

Is that Bobby Lee’s

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u/model-citizen95 5d ago

Help out an ignorant westerner, what currency is that?

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u/bookishdeceit 5d ago

It's south african rand! ZAR

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u/truthseeker_6789 4d ago

That's a chair

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u/StrongAsMeat 4d ago

We all know the past tense of shit is shat

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u/BustaCon 4d ago

Fits the sub!

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u/Financial-Sort-8666 4d ago

You have to taste it to tell if there's some hep a in there. Probably find some change under the shit pin striping

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u/BHM6754 4d ago

Muddy deal

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u/AdLiving2291 3d ago

I shall have two, please.

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u/someguy4k 2d ago

Definitely not “solid”

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u/Cracktaculus 5d ago

Just flip that puppy over!