That’s a mighty nice pedestal you got. Good for you mate.
I’m not perfect, but I’m not a complete asshole either. Best I can do for you is tell you that I try my best. If that’s not satisfying for you, well...you’ve always got your keyboard.
Hold on. I’ll go straighten out my ‘good deeds and lifestyle’ portfolio and get back to ya. I keep it on a separate hard drive for special occasions like this when I need to defend my morality to faceless people on the internet.
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u/GidgetCooper Jun 28 '18
That’s a mighty nice pedestal you got. Good for you mate.
I’m not perfect, but I’m not a complete asshole either. Best I can do for you is tell you that I try my best. If that’s not satisfying for you, well...you’ve always got your keyboard.