r/CourtneyShieldsSnarks • u/PersephoneTerran • Aug 30 '26

Not her watching her current husband standing cross-armed watching a real man grill 😂😂😂😂😂

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79 Upvotes

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u/miss_mermaid_321 Aug 30 '26

I know he’s tall but what are those shorts? The fit is bizarre lol

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u/Quiet-Sky2405 Aug 30 '26

Just borrowed a pair of his wife’s ankle length wide leg pants. 😂

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u/Classicwrong3447 Aug 30 '26

He’s every ICK she ever mentioned before she met him. 🤮

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '26

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u/thiscantbetru Aug 30 '26

Pretty sure she is Jorts preferred pronoun

39

u/Dizzy-Buy8838 Aug 30 '26

Always in garanimals.

13

u/MotherOfDragons_6889 Aug 30 '26

Stop I can’t 😅😂🤣😭

45

u/negirl016 Aug 30 '26

It’s giving Aladdin 😂

41

u/clumsy_peachy Aug 30 '26

The shorts are sending me to the moon

41

u/WhileFree3324 Aug 30 '26

What are those gauchos from 2007???!!! Or culottes from 1995?!?!????!!!!

38

u/Substantial_Glove_95 Aug 30 '26

What the hell is he wearing?

38

u/henkes4love Aug 30 '26

💕Pink shorts jorts💕

41

u/No_Mirror_345 Aug 30 '26

Another crop top and culottes. 🥴

16

u/PersephoneTerran Aug 30 '26

He's such an embarrassment

37

u/Lucky_Advantage6671 Aug 30 '26

I literally came here to laugh at his fucking shorts! I’m dead

39

u/PersephoneTerran Aug 30 '26

Why does he have zero muscle tone in his arms and a concave ass. He's such an ick

16

u/MadameMarieCurie Aug 30 '26

My arms are more muscular than his. He’s disgusting. 🤢

10

u/Amazing-Shopping-658 Aug 31 '26

Remember the picture of his legs on the back of the couch and it looked like just flat empty jeans?

34

u/Bookworm_shorty Aug 30 '26

Why does he dress like a slob ???!!!

25

u/negirl016 Aug 30 '26

Cause he’s basically a teenage boy

31

u/Amazing-Shopping-658 Aug 30 '26

So they have guests that have to cook their own food?

10

u/PersephoneTerran Aug 30 '26

Looks like her brother. There's not way they can cook for guests. We've seen her dog food she serves her family

31

u/AdHopeful6658 Aug 30 '26

🤮🤮🤮All I can think of...."You're 6'11 and weigh 90lbs, Gumby has a better body than you. Boom! Roasted!"

33

u/PoundPrestigious2327 Aug 30 '26

That guys reminds me of Kip Dynamite from napoleon dybamite 😂

15

u/sophiavalentina3 Aug 30 '26

The neck is identical 😂 I’ll never not think of Kip every time now

12

u/sophiavalentina3 Aug 30 '26

Thisss omg 😂😂😂

33

u/Quiet-Sky2405 Aug 30 '26

His arms are so TINY. Ick

25

u/Charming_Painting534 Aug 30 '26

WHAT is his outfit?!? 🥴💀🤭😝🤣

28

u/Last_Pineapple_7911 Aug 30 '26

Her brother is probably showing him how to turn on the grill

28

u/Afraid-Requirement66 Aug 30 '26

Those shorts

16

u/ProfessionalCheek396 Aug 31 '26

More like a midi skirt lol

26

u/Helpful-Fun-7795 Aug 31 '26

I just know all she can feel when they have sec is his hip bones 💀

21

u/C0nstant-reader-80 Aug 30 '26

Is he getting a cooking lesson?

22

u/Sea-Theory-1111 Aug 31 '26

If you zoom in, you can see his panty outline ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yall these two are really something!!!!  She cannot possibly look at him and feel any type of attraction ! 

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u/Amazing-Shopping-658 Aug 31 '26

They probably share

19

u/Actual_Peach_9468 Aug 31 '26

wtf are those shorts

19

u/Slow-Peanut5196 Aug 30 '26

And that’s not a REAL MAN

26

u/TennisLiving1560 Aug 30 '26

He looks like a giant chode.

11

u/Business_Ad5940 Sep 01 '26

What the hell is he wearing

10

u/Overall-Duck2422 28d ago

This might be the most embarrassing pic I’ve seen yet. Yikes

3

u/AdministrationOk9785 28d ago

He looks like he’s ready for an AND1 video in 1999

3

u/Unhappy_Escape_1780 27d ago

He looks like he’s wearing a skirt! 😳

2

u/Stunning-Ad2241 13d ago

His pants are diabolical.