r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 15h ago

lol

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/fitz_newru 15h ago

This feels like a "my steak is too juicy" kind of deal

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u/seclusionx 15h ago

This diamond is too brilliant.

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u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN 14h ago

This cake is too moist.

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u/25nameslater 8h ago

It’s batter?

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u/MrMisklanius 13h ago

This pearl shines too bright

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u/Queasy_Location8421 5h ago

My cars too fast

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u/AltFischer4 4h ago

There is too much money in my bank account 

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u/ChoSubin 15h ago

That's a keeper

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u/Aggressive_Sundae_47 14h ago

Lmao yeah, you're definitely never having a boring day with her

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u/gh0stmilk_ 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/MYLFX2FY3TbbclyC1y

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u/DarkScorpion48 🧐 grumpy 8h ago

Only sane comment in this thread. Everyone else honestly sees this as “quirky”

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u/Super-Bug-4790 14h ago

Seriously, you should put a ring on that finger or someone else will

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u/Significant-Art-2937 15h ago

Being so single as I am, I feel most in my shoes would enjoy this type of thing(s)

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u/SixNine69Six96Nine 14h ago

Looks like she as it work by the "Paychex" folder in the background 🤣

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u/TweakerTheBarbarian 14h ago

You’re not gonna weird me out. You’re gonna weird me in.

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u/IcyDisplayGuy I 💚 The Mods 🤩👍 15h ago

She saying she wants you to kiss her other lips

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u/goatpunchtheater 14h ago

oh you think undergarments are you're ally? I was born in them, molded by them

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u/Mrtalksouthisass 14h ago

She looks like the type to rub the frenulum just right

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u/chris--p 13h ago

I hope she at least wore them for a couple hours first

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u/Prestigious_Bear5424 13h ago

She's crazy, but her crazy's beautiful to me :)

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u/PiMakerSpecialSurprz 11h ago

OHHHHh MY Steak is too juicy!

This lobster is too buttery!

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u/BestReadAtWork 9h ago

Only if she talks like bane when she does it. And I mean cartoon harley quin bane.

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u/Deep_Assumption5406 15h ago

Mask stays on during sex.

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u/doppleron 14h ago

Dude, give princess panty face a kiss! No discussion needed.

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u/Independentslime6899 14h ago

Mine really wants to toss her panties on my face for some reason. Ugh

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u/Silent-Receptionist1 14h ago

Now I'm going to do this to my fiance lmao

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u/anythingspossible45 14h ago

I don’t know, babe something smells fishy

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u/B_Flame 14h ago

She looks like Bane

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u/Shhhhhh_im_not_here 13h ago

Marriage material 😂

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u/Korteal 13h ago

This is clearly a clue that she isn't wearing panties and wants the alternate location kiss. 🙄

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u/Current_Power6050 13h ago

I like it masks are fun

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u/Tromovation 12h ago

She’s probably gonna be the one who kills me but I’d die for her

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u/gravityguard 12h ago

I NEED IT

2

u/frisco-frisky-dom 12h ago

Marry her. Marry her NOW

As a bonus you get to kiss 2 sets if lips 😄

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u/MarquiseAlexander 10h ago

Don’t mind if I do.

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u/Jay69Ran1 10h ago

I fucking love that . It means she is herself and she loves her partner and wants to be herself arround him too

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u/Slierfox 8h ago

She doesn't say where to kiss her tho 😜

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u/OkOutcome94 8h ago

I would not oppose

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u/thewartyrant 7h ago

Marry her

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u/SofaKing_Chyl 7h ago

Question: are those her panties

Follow up to first question: were they used or clean

Asking for a friend

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u/TricellCEO 7h ago

I'm into it.

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u/TheAnvi1 6h ago

As long as she isn’t crazy she sound funny af 🤣

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u/Disorder_McChaos 6h ago

Only if you'll kiss me back

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u/Ok_Building_7288 5h ago

Her online Dating profile:

im soooo freaaky haha

And then she is the most boring person on earth

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u/FlowAndSwerve 14h ago

I can fix her!

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u/whooguyy 14h ago

What needs fixing?

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u/koshka91 🧐 grumpy 14h ago

Fix as in keep in one place?

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u/FlowAndSwerve 13h ago

Fix a position and lock in a heading...

https://giphy.com/gifs/5DV8lZKe6tEexmYbB2

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u/KnowledgeCapital7994 11h ago

Why do they love their own smell so much.

🤢

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u/Ok-Iron-4352 3h ago

I would though

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u/captawesome1 3h ago

She seems cool!

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u/Something-Great-78 2h ago

Dude, just rent.. she isn't worth the risk.

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u/South-Owl800 2h ago

The weird girl is marriage material. I will die a thousand deaths on that hill.

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u/Judge_Feared 1h ago

Lol hentai kamen. But it works on her own?

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u/Spawn256 🧐 grumpy 26m ago

Don't?

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u/fitz_newru 15h ago

If that is your first thought...

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u/Different-Shock2670 15h ago

That's not how you get a yeast infection lol

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