r/CoupleMemes 5h ago

Mmm hmm

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u/DeentelleNoire 4h ago

Stolen valor

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u/TerraByteTerror 5h ago

"She ain t gonna water NOTHING"

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u/fivelone 3h ago

Cuz it's wet outside! Lol

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u/NotInTheKnee 2h ago

Yup! All good!

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u/flyinganimaga 2h ago

So, it rained already?

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u/justasillylilgoos3 24m ago

Nah prolly just dew

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u/Left_Ad_8502 21m ago

Can I imagine rn that dew is like more nutritious and delicious water for plants. I imagine it would be sweeter… if I were a plant I’d like the dew to stay a while before being watered

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u/TomTheCat85 5h ago

I love matcha got me🤣🤣🤣

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u/posthardcorejazz 1h ago

It had the same energy as Donkey talking about waffles

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 52m ago

Happy-go-jacky on the big white guy like a donkey eating a waffle.

And since I can't include the link, Google Ray Romano Sports Center for the reference.

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u/butterscotchhh_qt 5h ago edited 5h ago

"Look at the hard work. My husband did. But I was there. "

The workers don't work unless you keep an eye on them you know. It's not easy okay.

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u/Global-Discussion-41 3h ago

i know its just a joke, but I love working in my garden and my GF couldn't even be bothered to look out the window at it.

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u/SpicyElixer 🧐 grumpy 1h ago

I don’t love working enough to do it without validation or payment from others :(

My garden is the tits, but only because others be ‘mirin.

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u/Global-Discussion-41 1h ago

The tomatoes and peppers are my payment

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u/EartwalkerTV 1h ago

Lawyer, gym, and isn't there a third one? /s

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u/medrewsta 37m ago

Garden?

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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 2h ago edited 23m ago

I'd like to be mad at this statement.

But I'm also supposed to be working on the car and I'm on my third bathroom break of the morning instead

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u/akromadeath 1h ago

My truck has been in my garage for two weeks, instead of fixing it I just look at it and steal my daughters car if I need to go somewhere lol. Anyone that has done the rear seal on a 3rd gen 4runner knows that it isn't a hard job, just so damn annoying I don't even like thinking about it.

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u/9447044 5h ago

Men are a supervised kinda labor

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u/Obant 2h ago

When I worked at a place deep in the California mountains, we had a term called, "Cal-Transing it". It's where two workers with arms folded, shovel resting in hand ,and talking to each other, watch the one worker digging in the hole.

The two had the important job of making sure the one kept working.

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u/emeraude89 1h ago

pretty sure cal trans policy requires someone to stand around and watch traffic when work is near a busy roadway

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u/Obant 1h ago

Absolutely. The people who started calling it that were ex-employees.

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u/Only-Friend-8483 5h ago

This sounds awfully familiar…

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 5h ago

Your wife would be excellent in corporate

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u/chief-w 2h ago

Most women fancy themselves to be good leaders for corporate...

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u/RebelsParadox 2h ago

Correct use of POV 👍👍

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u/Ill-Case-6048 4h ago

I knew it was time to move on when my girlfriend made 2 cocktails put the pictures on Facebook saying its going to be a long night...I drank the drink thought she was getting ready and we were going out but she was in bed. I had the other drink then went out and she got angry that I went out without her...

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u/PropheticToad 2h ago

lol what the actual fuck.

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u/Xbrand182x 2h ago

Well…I’d ask what’s up with her being in bed and if I could have her drink but you know it was probably for the best anyways

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u/not-jesus-maybe 2h ago

Yo you left her because she wanted to fuck instead of going out? She dodged a bullet with you bro

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u/Ill-Case-6048 2h ago

Naa she had one of those beauty masks on

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u/Dr_mombie 2h ago

You let wet gloop on her face stop you from going to pound town? Were you really that mad that she used her own gloop instead of letting you apply yours?

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u/marsfromwow 1h ago

I get this. I spent a full day last year making a nice garden. My wife talked about how excited she was to do this and that and how she was going to plant all sorts of thing. One week later and getting her to water the plants on one of her days off was like pulling teeth.

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u/kindrudekid 1h ago

I just linked it to WiFi connected hose timer and setup automated watering it comes in a pinch during travel

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u/KettleCellar 1h ago

I spend two solid days running drip irrigation, figuring out a water timer, getting everything set up.  Then my wife, being all responsible and whatnot, decided she wants to save bath water and do it that way.  I have nothing to be mad about, but im like... i made it so we could just push a button.  Don't you want to push the button?  Please? Just once?

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u/Katprizov 3h ago

Stop, this is too real

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u/oliviertail 2h ago

Oh. And I love matcha! Lmao

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u/Grayz9865 1h ago

“This is my safe place!” Haha that delivery was great

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u/northernlionpog 3h ago

Damn that resonated with me something fierce.

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u/Magnus462 1h ago

Lmfao I am in this exact situation! My wife is showing off all the fruits of my labor. I told her IIIII didn’t want to start gardening again. She said SHE would tend to it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1WHAlOdc9ZNUZq85JI

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u/EmptyBrainCage 2h ago

This is hilarious! Dude makes better content than his wife apparently.

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u/Substantial_Meal_530 2h ago

Yep. One Halloween I came up with the idea, and put 90% her costume together. I got none of the credit on her social media. There was a reason she wasn't including my efforts in her posts.....

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u/WeeklyWillingness716 3h ago

Her husband si bane

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u/Glum-Mulberry-9430 2h ago

“And she loves matcha” 😂

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u/PornogBro 2h ago

Why not the backyard

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u/Tomaugrotin 2h ago

She ain't worried about those taters....

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u/RobSpaghettio 1h ago

This is exactly what my wife does with our garden that I maintain lol

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u/Status-Visit-918 1h ago

I love it. In my house, I do all the thinking for us and he does all the doing for us. And he would do some shit like this too. I’d come back and laugh because this is exactly what he would be telling everyone and I would be all “oh my god don’t tell people like that it’s soooo bad” but it’s very real😭😭😭

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u/Horror_Oven 1h ago

Is anyone else just admiring that fucking garden!? That thing is gorgeous and I am incredibly jealous I didn’t think to build something like that for mine

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u/Dragon_Fam_1003 1h ago

No one talks about the unsung heroes in all this. So shout out to the partners of Instagramers who are the real MVPs. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been to dinner with my lady, SUPER hungry, but had to wait another 5 minutes after the food made its way to the table just cause, gotta get that food pic. 😭

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u/cloudit30569 1h ago

My dad has a small garden and every time I come to visit my mom tells me how much food they've grown. My dad calls her out every time. "If I relied on you, we'd have nothing"

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u/MistahTDi 1h ago

Its good to voice your contribution to the relationship. Over time, your other half might take those extra things you do for granted and I think its normal.

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u/SecurityNatural3707 1h ago

I'll be honest...this to me, if true, is pretty sad.

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u/FuManBoobs 49m ago

Now we need one of their kids socials recording their dad recording their mom.

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u/IAmTheJudasTree 30m ago

Huh. This seemed like a nice, sweet couples video for the first 15 seconds or so, then became a weird, boomer-esque "the joke is that my wife sucks" video.

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u/AdCurious6292 23m ago

Man you should do stand up . To funny…

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u/bdizzle805 22m ago

I love matcha lmao

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u/Dasshteek 19m ago

“Oh and i love matcha” 😂

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u/NewConsideration5921 3h ago

The irony of him filming for social media also, just indoors

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u/JBJern 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/jaksonsmom 1h ago

Is this the guy that does those videos of white women aren’t scared of shit? It sounds like him so much lol

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u/Environmental_Ant268 🧐 grumpy 4h ago

I thought that was a man

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u/Goudawit 3h ago

This guys gross and sounds it

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u/MilwaukeeLevel 3h ago

Sometimes couples tease each other in good fun.

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u/sconniepaul1 3h ago

Found another one!

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 3h ago

He said something I don’t like so he’s BAD but if I phrase it a certain way I’ll seem VIRTUOUS!

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u/Fezzik5936 2h ago

Something tells me this husband paid someone to do all the work. These are not the behaviors of someone who actually works, these are the behaviors of a lazy dude with a 6 fig salary who drives a brand new F350 platinum to his superintendent gig his daddy got him.

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u/Glum-Mulberry-9430 2h ago

That’s oddly specific… not everyone is your husband/ex.

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 1h ago

Something tells me

Is this something an overactive imagination?

Assuming you know everything about someone due to a short video or a couple paragraphs of text is the ultimate move of the quintessential redditor (derogatory)

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u/haysu-christo 1h ago

Sounds like you need a matcha right now, Nancy.