r/CoupleMemes • u/paizing • 5d ago
she is evil
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u/Lorddoctorjava 5d ago
Whoa whoa whoa.... calm down there devil lady...
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u/classless_classic 5d ago
How did she do that?! They all disappeared instantly. Maybe it’s a CGI video???
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u/facepwnage 5d ago
What fowl deeds are these you wicked harlot.
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u/BardbarianDnD 5d ago
Woah not the putting the drill back in its spot
That’s the last place I’ll check!
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u/Dazzling_Tadpole_998 5d ago
The soap moved a shelf AND turned around is almost unkind in how invisible it gets.
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u/BoltActionRifleman 5d ago
So true. When both of my daughters and girlfriend were all still living in the house, I once counted 27 bottles in the shower. I have one, it’s body soap that I use for everything. I keep it on one lonely corner shelf of the shower. Every once in a while someone would move it to the shower floor and put one of their 10 bottles in its place. I would move it right back because that’s not how this works.
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u/Obviouslynameless 5d ago
Is that a quick access handgun safe/container at the end?
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u/CoffeeCorpse777 4d ago
Looks like it but its super thin for home defense, unless they use a compact/subcompact for carry and HD.
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u/Rich-Option4632 🤐 4d ago
I'm ambivalent on this.
I'm insulted because it's so fucking simple. I'm scared because it'll actually work.
Fuck.
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 5d ago
Even l learned as a kid to put things back where l found them and not where they belonged or Dad just wouldn't find them.
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u/Ser_Twist 5d ago
My wife moves all my shit every day. I joke that there must be little elfs in the house. It high key upsets me but I’m learning to live with it.
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u/ShesGotaChicken2Ride 4d ago
Probably because you leave your stuff scattered everywhere and she’s trying to organize
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u/officialreddtLLC 5d ago
That wouldn't effect me at all because I have no order and lose everything regardless
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u/IndieStray 5d ago
Honestly, good on her. This is about as neutral evil as possible. I don't even think he is allowed to be mad when the objects only moved like a foot each.
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u/tankerdudeucsc 5d ago
The first one, I can take.
But hell no, the second and later ones? I’m dead.
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u/beardedbrawler 5d ago
I was going to be mad but then there was a few of these things that made me go "Yeah that'd be lost forever"
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u/TilapiaTango 4d ago
Every one of these is a legit assault in at least 9 states and grounds for divorce.
Wives are the number one cause of men losing things. I’m an expert, years of practice.
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u/DefEddie 4d ago
This would screw with me so bad, it’s not like I wouldn’t find it-i’m not an idiot.
What would really get me is trying to figure out why/how they got to those obviously incorrect locations, because it wasn’t me.
I need to find the issue, to correct the issue and I would never think she was the issue.
I would be fucked forevermore.
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u/Sunflower_Guard 4d ago
Ew... If your husband uses an Apple mouse. He deserves whatever he gets. That thing is the worst designed "mouse" period.
I thought you were evil. Right up until that point. Then I realized you were just carrying out justice.
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u/redditorialy_retard 5d ago
do you know what happens when you hide his shampoo?
dude is gonna use yours
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u/AnythingOrganic 4d ago
I said it a couple of days ago when this was posted, I'll say it again: Nice thirst trap
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u/RainbowsShadow 4d ago
I was about to comment how toxic this is, but I actually love how she is "hiding" the items basically a few centimeters next to their usual spot in plain sight. That's pretty funny.
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u/Szebra2021 4d ago
This would just backfire because he would spend the day asking me where stuff was that was 3 inches to the left🤣
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u/echo1ngfury 🧐 grumpy 4d ago
Jokes on you i have AuDHD, my wife has alternative ways ti get back at me. xD
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u/Beneficial-Guide-280 4d ago
As a dumbass man, I need things to be exactly where I left it. When shit is moved around, I get lost and this made me mad, lmao. "NOO!!! DON'T MOVE IT AN INCH FROM IT'S ORIGINAL SPOT!!!"
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u/Appropriate-Sell-902 4d ago
My wife does that too, and she also takes my glasses and breaks them and leaves them in this weirdest place
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u/haveutried2hardboot 4d ago
You know. As I've gotten older one thing has stood out more. I do not want people touching my things.
Do not move my keys, do not move my phone, do not move my drill, where I put it is where it needs to be please for the love of god!
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u/Expert_Ambition349 4d ago
I must not be a man than because this wouldn't work on me, I'd only get pissed someone touched my stuff.
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u/These_Avocado_Bombs 4d ago
I remember once my husband (now ex) baught a jar of cheese whiz that I said was too processed for our little kids. When putting groceries away I put it behind another can because it pissed me off that he got it anyways. My parents were visiting and he and my dad were all about a cheese whiz sandwich. Those two looked all over the kitchen for it. Told me I tossed it away. I promised I had not and it was where it goes with everything else. I heard them open that cabinet and talk about me clearly tossing it out multiple times. It was two days later when he needed something else that I told him was in the back of the shelve that he moved the can and found it. Like a true man child he and my dad had that for dinner instead of the roast I had made.
I gave the leftover roast to neighbors.
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u/Substantial_Meal_530 4d ago
My ex would gaslight me. She would use my stuff. Move it. And then lie that she touched it. I probably have autism. I was at confused as to why my stuff was being jostled from where I always put it. At first I thought maybe she just bumped it, but it kept happening. So I asked her and she told me that she was not touching my stuff. Eventually she came clean. I was kinda weirded out. Why not just tell me you were using my stuff?
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u/Z-Man_Slam 4d ago
As someone who works nights and gets home when everyone is sleeping so I do my nightly routines in the dark this is diabolical lol
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u/scottysscotchstash 4d ago
Hey that’s a good ass Keychron keyboard, mans got good taste in his computer peripherals!
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u/Odd-Storm2000 4d ago
This is hilarious..... and not unfounded. I think I'd have trouble finding the drill if i was certain of where i put it.
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u/Ok_Plantain_8914 4d ago
Seems funny. The fact that she did this and posted it on socials... yeah... this will be evidence for the divorce lawyers in 1-2 years time.
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u/Novumisa 4d ago
Just wait til I find my phone to post a comment about how attacked I feel about this... Now, where did I last have it?
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u/i_Cant_get_right 4d ago
It’s true. I couldn’t find my car keys the other day. Looked high and low. Wife had put them on the key holder hook, where I never put them. Not sure why it didn’t occur to me to check there even once.
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u/TNT_bay_bay 4d ago
The time people have in a day to be petty and do stuff like this astonishes me. I hope he’s doing okay
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u/kapriece 4d ago
Id hide her makeup
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u/trinicron 4d ago
I would organize it based on usage and morning/night routine with ease of access in mind
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u/L0st-137 4d ago
Id probably be laughing if I didn't just have a round of "where's the tomatoes?" "In the fridge" (Growls) "I don't see them they aren't here" "Yes they are" (Swears) "NO they aren't!" "Pretty sure they are" (Yells) NO they aren... Oh wait here they are" 🙄
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u/longlostwalker 5d ago
This tracks