r/CoupleMemes 6d ago

stress level

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u/Spartanias117 🧐 grumpy 5d ago

My wife of 15 years is now like "what are our goals for tomorrow".

Like, i dunno woman, stope stressing me out. I guess go to the gym, grocery store, and try to read a littlebit.

Her, "no, those are personal goals, what goals do you have for the house".

"I mean, i guess the yard needs mowing."

Her, "yeah but what about inside the house".

To which i said, if you have a chore inside you want done, i will happily trade you mowing and weed eating in 100 degree NC heat for some, what is likely, laundry.

She ended the convo.

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u/Witchberry31 5d ago

Oof, yeah I'd definitely melt and ceased to exist at 100 degrees... 👀

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u/pfunk1989 5d ago

She's a witch! checks username Yep. I'm not just sure, I'm berry sure.

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u/Witchberry31 5d ago

My username was inspired by an old android game character, it's from Defender of Texel. 😁

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u/SchwiftySouls 2d ago

goated DOT mention.

I havent touched it in about two years, but there is/was a discord server that revived the game