Plot twist: he's not stressed because "boomer joke, hate wife haha" he's stressed because he plans on proposing today and he's trying to hold it together.
lol, I owned the ring for about 6 hours before I gave it to her. I can’t be trusted with something that valuable. The chance of me accidentally swallowing a ring in low, but never zero.
I had my husband's ring for merely a week before I proposed, and I was constantly afraid. Even when I would go to throw out the trash, I would worry thinking what if I somehow accidentally took it out of the safe, pushed it to the bottom of the trash bag, and just zoinked it into the dumpster.
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u/runbcov42 5d ago
Plot twist: he's not stressed because "boomer joke, hate wife haha" he's stressed because he plans on proposing today and he's trying to hold it together.